The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Mr. Anonymous]

OMG, we have no clue of what we want on the market.

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I think we do...we are just shit at acquiring it.

 

[nonsonoqui]

Guys,
This is the perfect sample of LOSS - LOSS situation. Getting Archie Brown is potentially worrying, but losing him to Fenerbahce in that fashion is embarrassing

What’s embarrassing is that Matteo Bonetti is still a thing in 2025

 

[vB9]

looks confined. rather get on a train/ferry

 

[vB9]

cudve gotten him for 20ish... shudve sold mike

 

[ymsv]

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cudve gotten him for 20ish... shudve sold mike

Salary .

 

[vB9]

Salary .

7 is my cut off

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

What a stupid comment. You're judging a player you obviously don't know, like most people here.

Melvin Bard is far too good for our amateurs to be able to buy him. How the hell did they even come up with the idea of wanting to get Brown before Bard?

Yes, yes, Bard is only 1.73 metres tall, but he's still better at heading than Theo.

This summer will be an even bigger disaster than last summer.
As I said before: We're navigating the open sea without radar, without a compass, without anything. We're just drifting with the tide and hoping for the best.

Honestly, Doue too... how stupid is that? I suggested him last summer when he was available for €6 million. His potential was already evident. Instead, those idiots signed Emerson. I can already see them signing Emerson Palmeri.

Man, we are so fucked. Stupid management, stupid players, stupid fans. We are officially AC Goldfish.

Welcome aboard, honestly I thought you weren't gonna make over here with us.

Not to worry I'm telling @Deep Fried Pizza & Chips to move over just a bit to make room for you. You can sit between the two of us.


Hey Deep Fried...

Edu-bY-A just showed up.

 

[Kaka06/07]

Lol Archie brown acting like he chose Feber ahead of us. They used us and now he committed to the lie.

 

[vB9]

wrong brother... shud be Desire

where was geoffrey & his algorithm

 

[ROSSONERI7]

From *Bald to Bard, close enough

Commonality is BAD

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Just Because…

Bangers!

Spectacular AND Efficient.

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

Getting trolled by fucking Fenerbahce. Oh how the mighty have fallen

FUCK GERRY AND MANAGEMENT!!!

And we fucking don't miss out on targets. We don't miss them. We miss them in SPECTACULAR fashion. Then get trolled.

Don't you guys feel any sort of embarrassment defending this management that doesn't stop taking all these L's.

 

[SecondStar]

Excuse me, can you change the station please?

 

[ymsv]

7 is my cut off

It would not happen . Net , it is reported that he is on ten . Seven plus three bonuses . He is gone for good .

 

[LemonCookies]

You guys do this every time. We're linked with someone who isn't world class, we trash them, but then if we don't bring in him, we pretend as though we wanted them all along and we're dumb for getting cucked by another team. Stupidity at maximum, here. A player chooses another club, we're a joke. Said player chooses us because we want him, we're a joke.

You're a joke.

 

[Hugh Janus]

Getting trolled by fucking Fenerbahce. Oh how the mighty have fallen

BANGER alert

 

[Hugh Janus]

Lol Archie brown acting like he chose Feber ahead of us. They used us and now he committed to the lie.

Cry

 

[rossonero1]

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

You guys do this every time. We're linked with someone who isn't world class, we trash them, but then if we don't bring in him, we pretend as though we wanted them all along and we're dumb for getting cucked by another team. Stupidity at maximum, here. A player chooses another club, we're a joke. Said player chooses us because we want him, we're a joke.

You're a joke.

The joke is that we can't even bring in a player that ISN'T world class.

If they bring in a player and he sucks...i'll judge/shit on them for that later.

But for fuck sakes, whether I like him or not....get YOUR target/player management!!!

 

[vB9]

It would not happen . Net , it is reported that he is on ten . Seven plus three bonuses . He is gone for good .

if he wants a return... he must make sacrifices. when we're at the top of our new cycle then sure... but 10m from this Milan? no chance

 

[nonsonoqui]

You guys do this every time. We're linked with someone who isn't world class, we trash them, but then if we don't bring in him, we pretend as though we wanted them all along and we're dumb for getting cucked by another team. Stupidity at maximum, here. A player chooses another club, we're a joke. Said player chooses us because we want him, we're a joke.

You're a joke.

It’s just an excuse to air agendas most of the time. Or cry.

But sometimes the criticism is measured and not misdirected.

like fr fr?

 

[OVUNQUE CON TE]

I'd take anything, even free is ok if we don't need to pay him anymore

 

[LemonCookies]

Bennacer's pep talk during the Supercoppa run only to want to fuck off right after right after still baffles me. He's a weird player. At his best, unplayable. But he's inconsistent, not only as a player. That he told us to fuck off twice in order to go to the national team, only to injure himself both times, is just...nah. Dude needs to leave, for any amount of money.

 

[BreadPitt]

Fuck me the levels of copium are crazy. It's not that Archie Brown didn't come here it's the fact he's shit AND we still lost out. Mental acrobatics here from the company men are crazy, apparently now we never wanted him. There's no agenda its now 13th July and all we have is Ricci and 40 year Modric, that's the facts.

Let me be clear, I want to be proven wrong but so far management are proving they are incompetent shysters.

 

[LemonCookies]

Fuck me the levels of copium are crazy. It's not that Archie Brown didn't come here it's the fact he's shit AND we still lost out. Mental acrobatics here from the company men are crazy, apparently now we never wanted him. There's no agenda its now 13th July and all we have is Ricci and 40 year Modric, that's the facts.

Let me be clear, I want to be proven wrong but so far management are proving they are incompetent shysters.

Copium on one end, needless dooming on the other. Ricci and Modric are good buys. We're obviously going to bring in two fullbacks and at least another striker. If Jashari actually comes, then that's the sort of purchase if we still think we're a big club, we should be excited about. Surely there's a middle ground here.

 

[Milaniscool]

Can't sign unproven Belgian league players and getting beat to the finish by a Turkish team. Great mercato so far. Only able to get a 40 year old on the free.

 

[BreadPitt]

Copium on one end, needless dooming on the other. Ricci and Modric are good buys. We're obviously going to bring in two fullbacks and at least another striker. If Jashari actually comes, then that's the sort of purchase if we still think we're a big club, we should be excited about. Surely there's a middle ground here.

We were obviously going to do this before preseason? Now preseason has started. When does this actually become time critical? After the shit show that ensued last season you'd think after the Tare and Allegri appointments we had some momentum, that's fizzled out and they are left holding their dicks in their hands.

I'd give them the benefit of doubt for the middle ground but so far it's just L's all over the place. Where is the urgency?

 

[Milan2012]

Fuck Tare, what a stupid appointment.

This guy is actually good tho lol

 

[Milan2012]

I wonder if Tonali placed a bet on Origi to be the capocannoniere after reading brk’s predictions and that’s how he was caught?

In Brk’s defense, he was team Belotti. Jumped on Origi train after it became clear we were signing him.

I thought Maldini was a genius to go for Origi over Belotti. Origis g+a per 90 was very decent in his last season with Liverpool. But then again I also thought it was a bs rumor that Maldini actually offered him a 4M wage.

In hindsight Belotti wouldve been the better move.

 

[Milan2012]

What’s embarrassing is that Matteo Bonetti is still a thing in 2025

Him and IFTV, the yankee Serie a punditry are very cringe. The paramount streams are a very hard listen.