The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Pigeon]

he told me we want to offer 5-6 million to Juve and 6 to Vlahovic

this is shameless on another level

 

[vB9]

Furlani gave the green light to Tare to start negotiations for Vlahovic, he told me we want to offer 5-6 million to Juve

John Elkann shud personally call furlani to laugh in his face

 

[nonsonoqui]

this is shameless on another level

Why? The dude is on the outs with Juventus. We should exploit it. If it doesn’t work, meh.

 

[Hitchens]

John Elkann shud personally call furlani to laugh in his face

He saw his club pay 111m this summer for flops already sold or still on the roster.

Juve are at a very disadvantageous place with Vlahovic, primarily by their own doing.

I can see us getting a comically cheap deal.

 

[Gacek]

That's a terrible start as it's already 10th of July and RLC is still our player + he wanted to let Musah go while not only keeping a far worse player, but despite Musah's pure talent + he let Reijnders go for peanuts + let Theo go for peanuts despite some simple problems to solve to have him stay for many years as a starter
Ricci deal looks great, but it's just Ricci. I don't count Modrić as a success as he has always been Milan fan, his move wasn't hard to finalise.

Once again our transfer market looks pretty simple, while our sporting departement tries to do everything they can to choose other ways:
1) sell RLC
2) bring back Calabria or other new RB (preferable Calabria due to registration reasons)
3) keep and renew Theo and Maignan
4) sell Morata, Emerson, Bennacer (or Adli, if Allegri chooses the algerian)
5) keep Thiaw, keep other CBs if no italian CB is available
6) buy Ricci, buy other CM only if RLC is sold (if he is not, resign and gtfo)
7) sell Chukwueze, give Okafor a chance, if he isn't fine buy a new LW
8) buy another striker when AND ONLY WHEN you have additional funds after those moves, not before them, you already have Gimenez

Maignan (italian GK), new RB (Jimenez), Thiaw (Gabbia), Pavlovic (Tomori), Theo (new LB), Fofana (Musah), Ricci (Adli), Modrić (Pobega, Bondo), Pulisic (Saelemaekers), Gimenez (Colombo), Leao (Okafor)

Every exemption from this obvious, simple strategy is a pure nonsens which should be criticised and/or penalised.

Ceterum censo RLC has to be sold immediately.

Our transfer strategy is crystal clear and dead simple — which is precisely why none of it is actually happening. Total madhouse. It’s July 22nd, and our full-back situation looks like this: one invalid, one kid, one dud, and one headless chicken.
That "solid" Calabria, who some thought wasn’t good enough just a year ago, would now be a bigger miracle for our defense than anything that happened in Fatima.

Ceterum censeo RLC has to be sold immediately.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

There's no one in this forum I trust more when it comes to player evaluation than @tonyb , even if I sometimes don't like what he says when for example I like a player he doesn't. But he rarely missed an evaluation since I've started keeping an eye on his takes two years ago.

What? That guys sucks worse than Italy’s crop of talent since 2008.

He is as clueless as they come. Whatever he suggests, I would say do the opposite. Especially if he mentions his fabled overrated trash Italian players.

 

[Wild]

So am I correct in thinking we don't want De Krup because we're aiming higher.... So buying the guy he's gone to replace at Brighton is the way to go according to some on RnB?

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Estu wanted out & he was injured half of last season.
Brighton wanted a more attacking LB & chose De Kuyper.
Read that in Brighton forum.
But dont let me stop you from bashing the club.

 

[Wild]

lol! cheap bastards. they wudnt sell a washed-up lb in his last yr for 15m and they want juve to sell them their top striker for 10m

Wtf, you want to miss a chance to fuck with Juve?
They are desperate to sell than us to buy.
Low ball the fuck out of those cunts.

 

[patosheva]

So we sold players for
67 tijii
25 theo
14 kalulu
4 pelegrino
7 or 8 pobegw
9 morata
126 mil
And there are offer for adli,colombo,bennacer

We spent and will spend
23 riici
17 pervis
35 jashari
10 vlahovic

 

[ymsv]

John Elkann shud personally call furlani to laugh in his face

He could . With 24 millions in pocket to pay tax and salary of sub . Our offer is generous .

 

[vB9]

Wtf, you wantbto miss a chance to fuck with Juve.
They are desperate to sell than us to buy.
Low ball the fuck of those cunts.

pick yr fights, jerry's Milan cant even deal with a Belgian club... and you want them to eye feck juve?

 

[Rockstar]

So we sold players for
67 tijii
25 theo
14 kalulu
4 pelegrino
7 or 8 pobegw
9 morata
126 mil
And there are offer for adli,colombo,bennacer

We spent and will spend
23 riici
17 pervis
35 jashari
10 vlahovic

Forgot her?

Expensive ass

 

[vB9]

Juve are at a very disadvantageous place with Vlahovic, primarily by their own doing.

like we were with Theo? wot was our stance? 25m or he goes to the stands

 

[ymsv]

this is shameless on another level

If he succeed would be epic .

 

[nonsonoqui]

John Elkann shud personally call furlani to laugh in his face

I think John Elkann forfeited the right to laugh in anyone’s face after his brother’s (Lapo’s) shenanigans.

 

[ymsv]

like we were with Theo? wot was our stance? 25m or he goes to the stands

You are right , but it is what Atletico , Chelsea and Marseille try to do with Theo , Maignan and Bennacer . Main thing is who can and who can not afford it .

 

[vB9]

I think John Elkann forfeited the right to laugh in anyone’s face after his brother’s (Lapo’s) shenanigans.

every1 except jerry's

 

[Pigeon]

Why? The dude is on the outs with Juventus. We should exploit it. If it doesn’t work, meh.

i guess

still kinda crazy lowballing them on a CF who scored +15 goals in 5 consecutive seasons

 

[vB9]

If he succeed would be epic .

if it were me going into this meeting where furlani's offering 6m... i'd take with me all the paperwork for all past transfers between 2 clubs & remind furlani that juve bends Milan over & not the other way round

 

[Nevermore]

My source told me is true that Furlani gave the green light to Tare to start negotiations for Vlahovic, he told me we want to offer 5-6 million to Juve and 6 to Vlahovic but we want to wait as much as we can because everyday that goes by Vlahovic turns into a bigger problem to Juve, until the 10th of August nothing should happen for Vlahovic, regarding Jashari we want to increase our offer but with add ons and future sale %

Sure, someone else will buy him for those figures
******ed United are looking for CF, they'll pay 50

 

[Pigeon]

if it were me going into this meeting where furlani's offering 6m... i'd take with me all the paperwork for all past transfers between 2 clubs & remind furlani that juve bends Milan over & not the other way round

they could do it with leo and paolo at the helm but furlani is here to change this

 

[sheva]

Alexis is better on the left than he is the right... He can be the back up to Leao.

Salad played 80% of his Roma games as an RW.
Played more games as an SS than LW.
Where is this assumption from?

If Okafor goes, we aren't buying a replacement. It's Chuk that needs to leave.
As I see it right now, Okafor is deputy to Gimenez.

If oka goes we need a LW sub, not a Gimenez one. Guy is a legit midget and is clinical like my grandma.
A veteran #9 is needed as a Gimenez sub, with or without Okafor.

 

[vB9]

they could do it with leo and paolo at the helm but furlani is here to change this

did it to &... who the hell are Paolo&Leo

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[patosheva]

They are offering 6 mil
We ask 9

 

[vB9]

You are right , but it is what Atletico , Chelsea and Marseille try to do with Theo , Maignan and Bennacer . Main thing is who can and who can not afford it .

Atletico has a nice right-back. guy wud be expensive tho

 

[ymsv]

if it were me going into this meeting where furlani's offering 6m... i'd take with me all the paperwork for all past transfers between 2 clubs & remind furlani that juve bends Milan over & not the other way round

Personally I think that we could bend them but the main obstacle is Vlahovic himself . Six millions without signing fee is half of what he could take sitting on the bench . His place in national team is not in danger .

 

[vB9]

Personally I think that we could bend them but the main obstacle is Vlahovic himself . Six millions without signing fee is half of what he could take sitting on the bench . His place in national team is not in danger .

6m to a club like juve is an insult... it'll be rejected with incredulity

 

[justhope]

so, are we getting the pubes or what?

 

[ymsv]

Atletico has a nice right-back. guy wud be expensive tho

If you mean Molina , we should have try to buy him few years ago , but we choose not to and end up with Dest .

6m to a club like juve is an insult... it'll be rejected with incredulity

Good for them . But it does not mean that we should not try .