The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[yungeddy]

For 35 u can get some pretty good bangers though..so there is pricetag pressure
but i feel like..hes the type of player if he gets going he will easily increase in value for sure and not just stay at 35 (compared to losing value for example)

 

[yungeddy]

You have to look at this type of player

hes handsome
hes white in mexico (gives him higher imaginary social status)
top footballer
he got carried on hands by feyenoord fans for like multiple year ...very supportive fanbase
Hes tall ..for a mexican

OBviously this guy thinks hes a master of the universe ultrachad ....so his pressure will be skyhigh
For him..this the grand moment of the movie..the big move from feyenoord to the "top" ..ac milan..the moment he waited for since a kid..the destiny he deserves as an uberchad

So right now alot of pressure is involved...lets see if he can stay calm

#yfAnalysis

 

[Soldier_of_god]

You have to look at this type of player

hes handsome
hes white in mexico (gives him higher imaginary social status)
top footballer
he got carried on hands by feyenoord fans for like multiple year ...very supportive fanbase
Hes tall ..for a mexican

OBviously this guy thinks hes a master of the universe ultrachad ....so his pressure will be skyhigh
For him..this the grand moment of the movie..the big move from feyenoord to the "top" ..ac milan..the moment he waited for since a kid..the destiny he deserves as an uberchad

So right now alot of pressure is involved...lets see if he can stay calm

#yfAnalysis

Just invest in midfield and get a great coach.

Gimi should be good with a good midfield behind him.

 

[DonSilvio]

Lets just laugh at this in a year from now.
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[Milan10]

Redbird have just taken a huge financial dent to their asset, and they are managing the brand very poorly.

The fans can protest, let's see how many tickets they sell next season. Let's see merchandise sales (there are some indications they have been bad to end the year), we are losing money next year, already with less games and less revenue.

They have done so poorly it is actually comical, because they talked so much trash about their previous executives and their opponents.

I’m at the point where I would accept total financial collapse to rid us of RedBird.

I hate these fucking cunts more than I can put into words.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I’m at the point where I would accept total financial collapse to rid us of RedBird.

I hate these fucking cunts more than I can put into words.

I would go one step further. I prefer them dead

 

[milanator]

Joao Felix is a scam artist. Making people horny with a good first and last game, useless in between.

 

[BillyTheKid]

Imagine choosing Bologna over Milan. The type of beta personality that our management are obviously still keen on bringing in.

He is not beta, he is smart.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Joao Felix is a scam artist. Making people horny with a good first and last game, useless in between.

He is talented but he is too slow
Bit too weak for serie a

He is better off in epl where technical dribbling is more useful and teams are not good at positional play.

 

[danilo1899]

Who also represented Serious Calcio faction

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That's Ahn, Perugia player at the time. After the WC he returned to Italy only to find his contract rescinded by Perugia's legendary & crazy president Gaucci for, as he put it, treason!

Of course, Ahn easilly beat him in court.

 

[DonSilvio]

Can't wait to see the look on people's faces when Leao succeeds in Bayern. (just like almost every player that leaves us does)

While we continue sucking dick with "scudetto winner oka4" as our new LW starter.

I agree about all those who leave play better elsewhere but somehow I feel confident that Leao is going to be an exception to the rule. The guy is a Lamborghini with a Civic engine

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Can't wait to see the look on people's faces when Leao succeeds in Bayern. (just like almost every player that leaves us does)

While we continue sucking dick with "scudetto winner oka4" as our new LW starter.

That’s fair

But let’s first try and get a great coach
Then worry about the players. Ideally we should keep our best players and get rid of fodder

But if Leao sale means we get someone like say barcola or someone actually good and we will have enough to get say 2 quality players then I would say it’s well worth it

When are we getting the serial winner
@Pigeon

Conte that is?

 

[Kmoney]

Yeah let’s sell Reijnders and replace with 3 20m nobodies. Cant imagine what could possibly go wrong

Probabile I take a fucking break from
his club

 

[Kmoney]

Sell Theo Leao RLC Emerson etc

Building around Pulisic and Reijnders

Please don’t be fucking stupid and sell Reijnders

Although if we wants to leave to City under Pep, what can you really say… we are worse than a Dortmund now, we are like a Lille or a Salzburg

 

[Hitchens]

I hope the new coach is Sarri.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Conte is only 55 just sign him up already ffs
Before he goes to stay on with shitpoli

Also sarri won’t come by the looks of it. Tare has beef with him. I hope we still go for him though.

Allegri is the preferred choice for tare

 

[ACM14061988]

 

[milanator]

He is talented but he is too slow
Bit too weak for serie a

He is better off in epl where technical dribbling is more useful and teams are not good at positional play.

He also has bad decision making.
He got overpriced too early in his career, and now there is some pretending that he is worth it going on, I just don't want us to buy into that

 

[Jivara]

What a legend

I nominate him to be the next leader of the Curva Sud

 

[CanUNoTouch]

He also has bad decision making.
He got overpriced too early in his career, and now there is some pretending that he is worth it going on, I just don't want us to buy into that

Thats all Mendes's fault. He accelerated the development when Joao wasnt ready and got him to Atletico for a nice commission to go play for like the worst coach/style for his development. He got hyped after a hattrick vs Frankfurt (a tie they lost to Jovic)and that's the reason why he won the Golden Boy award for that year.

He's like RLC the idea of is great but the reality is you're always left with wanting more. And what you did see kinda left you disappointed apart from one moment/touch/control and then you think for a second maybe jsut maybe if he's given a proper run.

 

[CanUNoTouch]

What a legend

I nominate him to be the next leader of the Curva Sud

What's his criminal record like? What kind/type of criminals does he associate himself with? Does he have cuck tendencies? Maybe have to ask his partner for that one.

 

[Ashish]

Sell Theo Leao RLC Emerson etc

Building around Pulisic and Reijnders

Please don’t be fucking stupid and sell Reijnders

Although if we wants to leave to City under Pep, what can you really say… we are worse than a Dortmund now, we are like a Lille or a Salzburg

He is gone bub. What a wonderful player he could have been here. Great professional and lovely player.

He was parading his kid around San siro after the game as salute.

 

[BreadPitt]

So, I disagree with this. No matter how bad things look currently, we have made the CL 3 season in a row before this, and we won the Scudetto one of those years. It’s been a bad season, and I know we are all distraught, but any manager would understand that our 10th this year is where Bologna finishes more often than not. We’re the bigger draw notwithstanding Furlani and co. messing things up.

But I’m happy he turned us down. I don’t want Italiano and neither should the morons in charge. An umpteenth experiment in my view despite what he has achieved recently.

I understand your point, but our low league position seemingly with no plan in place, our trajectory and form means that in order to right things there needs to be a mammoth change in both style and mentality. Bologna on the other hand have a decent squad, they've won a trophy, in the middle of trying to agree a stadium upgrade and despite what anyone says or thinks they are quite considerably the better team. Atmosphere of the club is at an all time high over there and I'm happy for them.

Point being Furlani and Co aren't going anywhere any time soon. As a manager why would you want to commit? It's very hard to turn around the situation we are in currently, previous management did it after a few seasons but cultivated a bit of togetherness. This is why those who could see what was coming were so up in arms, we are right back where we started.

 

[CanUNoTouch]

He is gone bub. What a wonderful player he could have been here. Great professional and lovely player.

He was parading his kid around San siro after the game as salute.

Or maybe him and Baby Reindeer were paying homage.

 

[Kmoney]

He is gone bub. What a wonderful player he could have been here. Great professional and lovely player.

He was parading his kid around San siro after the game as salute.

This guy is my favorite player probably since Thiago Silva. Half Asian also. Would be fucking gutted if he left.

 

[Pigeon]

I find it unacceptable that the club owner does not appear in the stands or address the fans, for a year. Thats not normal.


I swear to God, I haven't seen this anywhere.

he went home, exactly like our fans have demanded it

 

[BreadPitt]

So, I disagree with this. No matter how bad things look currently, we have made the CL 3 season in a row before this, and we won the Scudetto one of those years. It’s been a bad season, and I know we are all distraught, but any manager would understand that our 10th this year is where Bologna finishes more often than not. We’re the bigger draw notwithstanding Furlani and co. messing things up.

But I’m happy he turned us down. I don’t want Italiano and neither should the morons in charge. An umpteenth experiment in my view despite what he has achieved recently.

Also I have a feeling we are going into a Lazio esque Europa league team with Tare coming

 

[ACM14061988]

Tare will be in charge of Milan Futuro too

 

[The Cat]

There are some decent, reachable players on the market.

Sane, lindelof, KDB are free. Garnacho from utd is for sale...to name a few

 

[ACM14061988]

Gazzetta write that the management has understood that we need an established coach and so Conte and Allegri are the hottest names right now