The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[vB9]

just like top4

 

[grandeacm2]

I just looked at Tillman's news apparently I just targeted. It is listed.

Leverkusen wishes to put 40m on him to replace Wirtz. If they choose him to replace Wirtz it must be good.

I also saw that it is of American origin it would have been able to please management and that it marked yesterday with its national selection.

This Tillman guy is a CAM
Impressive numbers 16 goals in 34 matches last season in Dutch League + CL
Also has played with Gimenez if that means anything

But according to our leaker ACM1488 we are gonna play 4-3-3

 

[vB9]

Its grass you morons. Its just laid on top of turf

 

[Curupira]

Unrelated to your post I have always loved that shat is the past tense of shit. Such a great word.

I like "shart" even more.

Not even a real word technically, but the efficiency is unbeatable — one syllable and you instantly know exactly what happened, even if you've never heard it before.

 

[Maldini&Inzaghi]

You clown
We do not engage in globohomo culture wankery
Albanians who are abroad are mostly there for the money, not for your culture
They will always be Albanians unless they strictly renounce their ethnicity by assimilating(taking foreign name/surname)

Tell me more about the French national team.....

 

[nonsonoqui]

I like "shart" even more.

Not even a real word technically, but the efficiency is unbeatable — one syllable and you instantly know exactly what happened, even if you've never heard it before.

Yes!

Have you seen 25th hour?

 

[grandeacm2]

Tell me more about the French national team.....

I speak for my people only, boyo

EDIT: Although technically, a lot of the Africans or Middle Easterners who play for France are assimilated and have/had French names/surnames

 

[Curupira]

Yes!

Have you seen 25th hour?

 

[Maldini&Inzaghi]

Never said it was a good idea but sure as fuck isn't turf! They even water the pitch at half its pretty fucking dumb.

 

[Maldini&Inzaghi]

I speak for my people only, boyo

Ah so you admit your logic is beyond stupid. Gotcha

 

[grandeacm2]

Ah so you admit your logic is beyond stupid. Gotcha

Can it

 

[Samaldinho]

I speak for my people only, boyo

Serbians?

 

[grandeacm2]

Serbians?

This should be a ban or at least a warning, mods

 

[Samaldinho]

This should be a ban or at least a warning, mods

I finally reply to a post with a single word and you want to ban me for it?

 

[mPanucci]

With all due respect, Club Bruges can go fuck itself. No player in this farmer's league is worth more than €30 million.

They think it worked w Maldini, it's working... again. They‘d go fuck themselves. And Fuck Stephanie.

 

[vB9]

And Fuck Stephanie.

yr more brave than most

 

[grandeacm2]

How do I report posts?
Wanna report Sam

 

[Samaldinho]

How do I report posts?
Wanna report Sam

There should be a report button right underneath my offending post, click it and report me, please.

 

[sheva]

I kind of want one of these for Milan

This bitch waits all year for these mercati

 

[grandeacm2]

Don't see any report button

 

[Samaldinho]

Don't see any report button

I reported myself for you, brate.

 

[Maldini&Inzaghi]

How do I report posts?
Wanna report Sam

Don't see any report button

What a shocker! ITS RIGHT BELOW THE POST.

This is pure entertainment.

 

[Alo88]

This bitch waits all year for these mercati

I still believe she's their shadow SD

 

[Raghav]

Heatmap and stats paint him as hard working progressive left sided mezzala

View attachment 50472

This ^ is across all games in the past season. Tracks back quite often but doesnt really "anchor" a midfield



^ that is the only all touch comp i could find of him; you can't see a lot of his personality cause his entire team was sitting quite low for most of it, but he definitely seems more like a pass and go type of guy than a regista

Exactly the player type needed as LCM in 4-3-3 f we keeping Leao

Capable of retaining possession in tight areas and releasing Leao

Cover for being one man short thet side

 

[pippofan]

Yea, probably not. I guess the imbeciles in charge would rather bring back Morata and "trust the experience". We can then all throw cabbage and tomatoes at him in January when scores 5 goals in 5 months.....BUT "he works hard, helps out the midfield, and is an experienced champion".

All the while, let's take a promising young CF that grew up at the club, and loan him out to a relegation battling team that spends fuk all in the attacking third in 80% of their games. Instead, they bunker down and make Camarda defend and chase shadows. When he misses the only chance he gets in the game, they'll sit him down on the bench after a few games and move on. But hey..."he's learning tactics and getting experience".

At the end of the season, we'll all wonder why we don't develop any players and they all fall into a black hole....while also complaining and cursing at clubs like Barcelona/Dortmund/etc that put young players on the field without fear every season.....yet still win titles and don't miss out on CL participation on the regular.

The problem with Lecce is that their best player is their striker Nicola Krstovic that was once associated with us in a back-up role and was leading scorer for the club with 11 goals.

I can't imagine that Lecce will bench him for a 17 year old unproven in Serie A unless they sell the starter, threfore Lecce is the worst destination if we want to give him ample playing time.

Camarda was once rumored to go to newly promoted Cremonese that would have allowed the player and family to stay in the Milano area and not live so far away. Their two top center-forwards are Nasti, (sold by Milan for 2 millions), and old Bonazzoli) Would have been ideal for Camarda that at 17 is already better than those two which would have allowed him to get tons of playing time.

 

[grandeacm2]

I genuinely do not see the option on my end
Maybe it has to do with the web browser I'm using

Whatever, mods are watching this thread anyways

 

[Pigeon]

This bitch waits all year for these mercati

she owns this club without ever investing a dollar

 

[Ashish]

I kind of want one of these for Milan

@Curupira whenever our management get slaughtered by Brugge assistant sporting director.

 

[Curupira]

The problem with Lecce is that their best player is their striker Nicola Krstovic that was once associated with us in a back-up role and was leading scorer for the club with 11 goals.

I can't imagine that Lecce will bench him for a 17 year old unproven in Serie A unless they sell the starter, threfore Lecce is the worst destination if we want to give him ample playing time.

Camarda was once rumored to go to newly promoted Cremonese that would have allowed the player and family to stay in the Milano area and not live so far away. Their two top center-forwards are Nasti, (sold by Milan for 2 millions), and old Bonazzoli) Would have been ideal for Camarda that at 17 is allready better than those two which would have allowed him to get tons of playing time.

Simple, let’s just sign Krstovic

One -ic out, another -ic in.

 

[pippofan]

fecking Americans. & they're hosting the WC next yr?

Along with Mexico and Canada, mass deportations and high tariffs expected.