The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Alo88]

Didn't he win best player of the Belgian League last season?

And yet it's still Belgian League. The parallels to CDK are there.

But – his videos look way better than everything I saw from CDK before he arrived. And, more importantly, all scouting reports speak of Jashari as a player with a strong mentality, while the scouting reports about CDK – and I rememeber that quite well – spoke of a player who refused to leave Brugge one year earlier because he didn't feel mentally ready. He carried that fragility over to Milan. He did better with Atalanta once he locked in Gasps system where he found a team who would carry him and where the spotlights weren't nearly as bright as they were with Milan. But when Atalanta fell off, he did too.

I mean, he didn't score one fucking goal between November 2024 and May 2025. No one cared. I could say "imagine if that happened at Milan", but we already saw that and it almost destroyed CDK. I believe Jashari coming with his big brother Xhaka and daddy Modric will flourish here.

 

[Nevermore]

They make is sound like Chiesa is an upgrade.

True. Replacing one fodder with another. But it sounds like speculation. Winger is clearly not a priority right now for them

 

[Alo88]

Man, you guys are high on hopium... The guys not going to get better, develop or become something other than what he is.

He scores goal sometimes but goes absolutely missing 90% of the time.

One good game against us and one game against PSG in 4/5 seasons?

Come on guys, raise the bar... Maybe a new manager and system is what he needs lol?

Fuck off... Tare sounds like he's gotten the memo "fine as we are", make it work!!!

At best some sort of reverse psychology thing to fool some bum midtable EPL side to look at RLCs highlight reel...

Come on guys, you're better than this!!!

We need a bench too tho. If we can get some decent money for RLC, he can leave. But as a bench and rotation player, I think he can absolutely stay.

 

[BaniCPT]

Make it

 

[forward]

"We’re looking for a striker with different qualities than Gimenez — someone a bit like Giroud."

Ahahahhaha

AhahahahahhahahahahAhah

Ahaha.

Stupid motherfuckers splashing 35M on Gimenez whom they don't need 6 months later.

Maldini - Origi jokes anyone?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

We need a bench too tho. If we can get some decent money for RLC, he can leave. But as a bench and rotation player, I think he can absolutely stay.

We have a bench, it's too full and packed with fodder...

Currently we have Fofana, Modric?, Adli, Musah, Bondo, Pobega, Ben, RLC... You could argue Pobega and Bondo help with lists.

After that RLC and Ben are prime candidates for the boot.

We have to sell before we buy and an Englishman with a goal filled highlight reel surely has a market back in Ingerlund???

Sell sell sell.

 

[Ryo]

Good enough?

 

[Alo88]

"We’re looking for a striker with different qualities than Gimenez — someone a bit like Giroud."

Ahahahhaha

AhahahahahhahahahahAhah

Ahaha.

Stupid motherfuckers splashing 35M on Gimenez whom they don't need 6 months later.

Maldini - Origi jokes anyone?

Who said we don't need Gimenez?

And Origi, seriously? I see you guys are still desperate to somehow make the most epic transfer fail of the last few years look less worse than it was. Just fucking own it for once.

 

[Alo88]

We have a bench, it's too full and packed with fodder...

Currently we have Fofana, Modric?, Adli, Musah, Bondo, Pobega, Ben, RLC... You could argue Pobega and Bondo help with lists.

After that RLC and Ben are prime candidates for the boot.

We have to sell before we buy and an Englishman with a goal filled highlight reel surely has a market back in Ingerlund???

Sell sell sell.

We definitely need to sell. But not all of them As I said, for me, he's absolutely sellable. But if he's one of those to remain for the bench, I'm happy too. His first few months under Pioli were batshit crazy. Then the injuries came and that's his biggest flaw, as Tare pointed out. We can't rely on him. We need to manage him. Maybe as a bench option? Why not.

 

[brk]

Our top priority is the defensive midfielder – then we’ll fix the rest.

@Wild

 

[Ryo]

1M Development fee.
Let's hope they play him then.

 

[forward]

Who said we don't need Gimenez?

And Origi, seriously? I see you guys are still desperate to somehow make the most epic fail of the last few years look less worse than it was. Just fucking own it for once.

Tare said we are playing 4-3-3.

Please tell me how Gimenez AND a new #9 fit into that lineup.

Also, there's nothing "to own" except people's Maldini trauma

Redshit wasted more on Morata alone compared to Origi. And I can easily name 4-5 players like Morata.

 

[Ryo]

Tare said we are playing 4-3-3.

Please tell me how Gimenez AND a new #9 fit into that lineup.

Also, there's nothing "to own" except people's Maldini trauma

Redshit wasted more on Morata alone compared to Origi. And I can easily name 4-5 players like Morata.

Gimenez and the other striker will alternate, both will have different characteristics apparently.

 

[CDarius]

So if RMA makes it deep in the club WC..Modric will be here only later as he will probably go on vacation after the WC

 

[Hugh Janus]

"We’re looking for a striker with different qualities than Gimenez — someone a bit like Giroud."

Ahahahhaha

AhahahahahhahahahahAhah

Ahaha.

Stupid motherfuckers splashing 35M on Gimenez whom they don't need 6 months later.

Maldini - Origi jokes anyone?

This post is so sad. Hope you're doing well buddy.

 

[Alo88]

Gimenez and the other striker will alternate, both will have different characteristics apparently.

Wait wait wait. You're telling me we're allowed to make substitutes and start different formations in different games?

And what about injuries? Can we start different players if one gets injured too???

 

[BaniCPT]

This post is so sad. Hope you're doing well buddy.

In the spirit of your username, Titan Uranus.

 

[brk]

"From big defeats come great victories."

Nothing but love for my albanian brate.

This is just a cheap knockoff of "behind every disappointment, something beautiful is hiding"

 

[Alo88]

This is just a cheap knockoff of "behind every disappointment, something beautiful is hiding"

It's funny because it actually is.

 

[mPanucci]

Man, you guys are high on hopium... The guys not going to get better, develop or become something other than what he is.

He scores goal sometimes but goes absolutely missing 90% of the time.

One good game against us and one game against PSG in 4/5 seasons?

Come on guys, raise the bar... Maybe a new manager and system is what he needs lol?

Fuck off... Tare sounds like he's gotten the memo "fine as we are", make it work!!!

At best some sort of reverse psychology thing to fool some bum midtable EPL side to look at RLCs highlight reel...

Come on guys, you're better than this!!!

Even if u’re often right bout many things, think can disagree bout Loftus.

Esp in 2023/24 he had many good games n not only against PSG but also twice against Bologna, Roma or Cagliari, aso. Also in Europa League he was crucial. Saw more good games of Loftus than Theo in the last two n a half years pretty quickly n Loftus had significantly fewer games.

Tare's words don't read like #FineAsWeAre. At least the words indicate the following problems have been recognized:

- Lack of game control

- Lack of intelligence, experience n leadership in the squad

- Defensive midfield or rather the composition of the midfield was disastrous

- Full Backs was a disaster too (excl Jimenez)

But it's also clear that all the words mean nothing if they don't act coherently on transfer market.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Or maybe things have already been agreed, waiting for July 1st, and they’re just using the time and delay to sell content.

Tax season ends 30 June we won’t make a single transfer till then.

 

[mPanucci]

Tare said we are playing 4-3-3.

Please tell me how Gimenez AND a new #9 fit into that lineup.

Also, there's nothing "to own" except people's Maldini trauma

Redshit wasted more on Morata alone compared to Origi. And I can easily name 4-5 players like Morata.

I don't understand why we once started the season w Inzaghi, Sheva, Tomasson and Crespo or w Pato, Ibra, Cassano, Robinho, Inzaghi.

 

[Alo88]

Schira:

Granit #Xhaka’s father (Ragip Xhaka) to Teve1: “#ACMilan want Granit. #Milan and #BayerLeverkusen have to try to reach a deal. I appreciate a lot Igli #Tare…". #transfers

 

[The Cat]

Modric, xhaka, jashari means no ricci??

Do you guys think we will sign 3 or 4 new midfielders?

 

[Alo88]

MN – Tare: "Musah is a great player, but he doesn’t have the qualities needed for the project."

A charming way of saying that Musah probably doesn't have the decision making and football IQ for the way Allegri wants his midfielders.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

TARE ON MODRIC - "The first thing he asked, was if we'd have a roster capable of winning the championship"

Laughing at anyone who thought he'd agree to come to just waste a year in a garbage team. All this man knows is winning. We're going to spend and create a legitimate roster. And of course, cut the crap.

I am quietly confident too tbh. We will correct our mistakes

 

[Kmoney]

You don't say this if you haven't completely locked in this sale.

It’s a bit strange to me that they’ve already decided he can’t play right Mezzala either. I always thought that was his best role

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Modric, xhaka, jashari means no ricci??

Do you guys think we will sign 3 or 4 new midfielders?

And guerra over ricci

 

[mPanucci]

In a world where Cardoso only costs €30m, Jashari should never cost more than €20m.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

We definitely need to sell. But not all of them As I said, for me, he's absolutely sellable. But if he's one of those to remain for the bench, I'm happy too. His first few months under Pioli were batshit crazy. Then the injuries came and that's his biggest flaw, as Tare pointed out. We can't rely on him. We need to manage him. Maybe as a bench option? Why not.

I get what you're saying but it's laced with copium.

I'm completely over the guy and just want to move on.

He's unreliable, between him and Ben that's an expensive bench sat in the treatment room.

Fucking move him to Futuro... The guy obviously has a delusional idea of himself and these sort of media clips aren't going to help us, forget him, what do we need?

Not Ben or RLC that's for sure.

I thought management were ruthless, look at how there's handling some other players? I just don't get why we want to keep some and hang others out to dry.

Being stuck with a bunch of bit part players, who cost us a fortune, I just can't.

I'd bet money that fucking Pobega would get 10 goals if deployed like RLC and given the minutes, £10k on the table!!!

At least Pobega is cheap and homegrown. RLC, I just can't anymore!!!