The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[BreadPitt]

I thought Allegri and Chiesa don't get on?

 

[sheva]

With Theo leaving..i guess we got ourselves another #19.

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This number should be banned for 5 years due to bad juju

 

[CDarius]

I am so hyped for next season. Only RLC believer here...lets do it Ruben...

 

[tonyb]

Lucas Stassin - Saint Ettiene just got relegated, they'll sell for 20mil.
12 goals 5 assists in ligue 1 in 1895 mins. - Goal contribution every 111 mins for a relegated team.

SIGN HIM!! Sporting are linked with getting him to replace Gyokeres.

 

[forward]

This post is so sad. Hope you're doing well buddy.

 

[ymsv]

I am so hyped for next season. Only RLC believer here...lets do it Ruben...
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Exited enough to buy shirt with his name ?

 

[ibelongtomilan]

Gimenez and the other striker will alternate, both will have different characteristics apparently.

Dude, you talk like we’re real or oil clubs treating a €35M striker as an ‘alternative’, lmao. Buying another striker just proves one thing: Giménez is a massive flop and a very expensive one. And to think people harassed Maldini for years over Origi, at least he came for free. Meanwhile, Redshit is a complete joke, fumbling one failure after another.

 

[forward]

I don't understand why we once started the season w Inzaghi, Sheva, Tomasson and Crespo or w Pato, Ibra, Cassano, Robinho, Inzaghi.

Right right, we will do it again with

... but this time with RLC, Musha and Chukwueze.

 

[CDarius]

Exited enough to buy shirt with his name ?

Knew someone would realise ...
Give me Scudetto, 10+ Goals 8 Assist Ruben..ill get your shirt in no time

 

[Raghav]

the r.tards not wanting another good striker due to Gimenez.. we should go into season with 1 striker? dumb cunts

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Squad construction bro...

Releasing Jovic and Camarda really leaves us light upfront... Fuck knows what DaPlan is in that department.

Okafor redemption season!!!

At the buffet table maybe

 

[Soldier_of_god]

the r.tards not wanting another good striker due to Gimenez.. we should go into season with 1 striker? dumb cunts

Name me one person who said that?

Mr Iq of 75

 

[SuperPippo]

the r.tards not wanting another good striker due to Gimenez.. we should go into season with 1 striker? dumb cunts

What are you talking about? Tare said yesterday another good striker will be purchased.

 

[BrianAC]

Isnt there anybody at Lyon we can take? They got relegated because of financial issues.

 

[ymsv]

Who is a similar striker to Giroud - Lucca at Udinese? Surely out of our price range.

Target man but there are not many presently .

 

[CDarius]

Isnt there anybody at Lyon we can take? They got relegated because of financial issues.

 

[grandeacm2]

this is why they close world news thread

i thought you were for anything goes??

Jivara, Yungeddy, Sheva etc. seemed to need to let some steam go because of the war, so WNT or them fighting it out was appropriate I thought
But I never provoked Sam that way so him offending me like that was completely uncalled for, especially because I wasn't even interacting with him at all at that moment
Different situations

 

[grandeacm2]

Say what you want about the Americans

But they did the business with calabria and now theo

I give credit to Emerson Royal for Calabria
No matter how much of a fodder Royal keeps being I will always be thankful to him for that

 

[grandeacm2]

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Oof

Guess you only have a "these shoes are one number too small'' issue mostly at the women section

This shit again?
Tontalis was the one who implied they were big not me
I don't keep track of weird shit like that you freaks
I just know that for most of my life I had more trouble finding shoes than most other people I knew
But the situation has improved over the years, now it's a lot better than it used to be say 10-15 years ago

 

[Nevermore]

Whose alternative is he? Hope not Jashari

 

[bullard]

The striker situation is quite challenging. We have a special talent in Camarda, who might be ready in 2-3 years. We have bought Gimenez in the winter, but he arrived with fitness issues. And that cunt Conceicao late in the season prefered Jovic over him, who we knew would leave, and outside of the merda brace, showed nothing more than an impact sub. But still this idiot played him anyway over our future striker.

Based on links, we have quite many targets:
- Lucca is a fodder, he would be a waste of money.
- Kean had 1 good season, but was a massive flop at Juventus. At the moment, he is nothing more than a 1 season wonder. Maybe he is a di Natale, Miccoli type striker, who can only shine in midtable teams.
- Vlahovic is a good striker, but his wage is a problem that I don't think we can solve. He needs to cut his salary in half, and even then I don't think he deserves that 6mil net at the moment. It would be stupid to immidiately make him our second highest paid player.
- We were linked with Immobile. He could be a cheap backup option, scored 15 goals in Turkey last season. We signed Giroud at a similar age, and he gave us 3 good seasons. It would also solve our Camarda situation.

As crazy as it sounds, I would go for Immobile. I fear that with the other more expensive options, we will not have room for Camarda, and we might miss out on a special talent. Remember, Gimenez is only 24 years old, if we buy a striker in a similar age range, we either have to sell 1 for Camarda in a couple of season, or what is most likely is that we will be stuck with a high wage Vlahovic, and simply have no spot for Camarda.

 

[Curupira]

LA77, one of my all time favourite Milan players. Probably second only to Nesta. Fucking loved his passion for the Milan Shirt

Even when he had this hair?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Jivara, Yungeddy, Sheva etc. seemed to need to let some steam go because of the war, so WNT or them fighting it out was appropriate I thought
But I never provoked Sam that way so him offending me like that was completely uncalled for, especially because I wasn't even interacting with him at all at that moment
Different situations

Shevchenko vs bennacer vs acerbi

I know whom I am backing

And it’s not the Muslims

 

[brk]

I am so hyped for next season. Only RLC believer here...lets do it Ruben...
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I believe very strongly in RLC.

 

[Tantalis]

This shit again?
Tontalis was the one who implied they were big not me

I implied that they were small.

 

[grandeacm2]

Tare said we are playing 4-3-3.

Please tell me how Gimenez AND a new #9 fit into that lineup.

Also, there's nothing "to own" except people's Maldini trauma

Redshit wasted more on Morata alone compared to Origi. And I can easily name 4-5 players like Morata.

Bro... they want to get a sub for Gimenez because Jovic is moving most likely because we're getting hothead Xhaka
It's not any deeper than that
The Giroud thing is just cope like with him saying RLC is a new signing

 

[Curupira]

1M Development fee.
Let's hope they play him then.

 

[grandeacm2]

Also get luccareli and Bonanzolli


Delvechhio and Tomassi

That’s the dream

Don't forget Caracciolo

 

[Alo88]

Dude, you talk like we’re real or oil clubs treating a €35M striker as an ‘alternative’, lmao. Buying another striker just proves one thing: Giménez is a massive flop and a very expensive one. And to think people harassed Maldini for years over Origi, at least he came for free. Meanwhile, Redshit is a complete joke, fumbling one failure after another.

Who says we're going to spend another 35M+ on a striker?

Vlahovic would be avaiable for 20M. We'll only bite if he's ready to significantly lower his enormous wage demands too. The rest is just noise as far as we know. Also, what's so wrong about having two strikers with complementary skillsets and the ability to challenge each other? @forward in one post mocks the lack of quality on our bench, in the next he laughs at the idea of having, God forbid, two capable strikers for one spot.

The fuck is wrong with you guys?

 

[Curupira]

Selling without any buy back clause or other mechanism is really amateurish for this level.

#competence