Alexandre Pato Thread

[Tidalwave]

this thread gonna be huge like ibra thread

 

[Shiby]

Ancelotti: "Pato was and is very fast. It’s normal to have muscular problems when you run as fast as he does."

Ya... Bolt can hardly walk. He is on a weelchair getting ready for paraolympics 2016.

Pato is useless.

 

[Master Smurf]

lol giovinco and young are not that fast, not worthy of comparing with pato anyway. fast players in serie a are pato, bibiany, edgar alvarez and (lavezzi when he was here). i would put pato on krasic, bale, valencia level, which is genuinely fast but slightly below freakishly fast players like walcott, lennon abate.

I would say Pato is faster than Lavezzi, Valencia, Krasic, Lennon and Abate. I dont think Lennon has blazing speed over distance but his ability to be "zippy" is what makes him appear amazing. Bale I am not sure because he never seems to go all out and when he is running it seems effortless.

I would say Biabiany, Alvarez and Walcott are faster than him, though I think before Pato bulked up he was probably faster than Walcott over the first few metres.

Carlo is just showing support and defending him though, some sprinters have terrible times with muscle injuries while others just never have the issue. And Bolt is a phenomenon, he isnt even built like most sprinters.

 

[melanman]

Ya... Bolt can hardly walk. He is on a weelchair getting ready for paraolympics 2016.

Pato is useless.

sprinters bodies dont take the same shock as footballers, running tracks are designed to take impact off the runnners body........not comparable

 

[Shiby]

sprinters bodies dont take the same shock as footballers, running tracks are designed to take impact off the runnners body........not comparable

Oh... sorry.

I didn´t know grass increases force on the players body.

 

[Senatore_M84]

Oh... sorry.

I didn´t know grass increases force on the players body.

But he got a booboo running into boateng. Awww

Why doesn't boateng injury players in every game? Oh that's right, cause they're not soft.

'Eh don't feel like playing... I FEEL PAIN'

I just want a team of 9 boatengs, pirlo and a keeper

 

[Master Smurf]

But he got a booboo running into boateng. Awww

Why doesn't boateng injury players in every game? Oh that's right, cause they're not soft.

'Eh don't feel like playing... I FEEL PAIN'

I just want a team of 9 boatengs, pirlo and a keeper

They would lose 10 - 5

 

[CanUNoTouch]

But he got a booboo running into boateng. Awww

Why doesn't boateng injury players in every game? Oh that's right, cause they're not soft.

'Eh don't feel like playing... I FEEL PAIN'

I just want a team of 9 boatengs, pirlo and a keeper

Prince
Jerome
Daniel
Charles
George
Gideon
Joshua
Kwame
Kingsley

 

[Shiby]

But he got a booboo running into boateng. Awww

Why doesn't boateng injury players in every game? Oh that's right, cause they're not soft.

'Eh don't feel like playing... I FEEL PAIN'

I just want a team of 9 boatengs, pirlo and a keeper

Boateng sneezes and everyone in the world get their ACL torn.

Prince... please never get sick. Health of world population depends on you.

 

[Senatore_M84]

prince
jerome
daniel
charles
george
gideon
joshua
kwame
kingsley

:d

 

[crazy4milan]

Getting booboos is serious stuff guys, don't lesser the impact it has on one's morale.

PS. I want to see more of Kingsley.

 

[Shiby]

Getting booboos is serious stuff guys

From Patos twitter account. 6 months out.

 

[Casualista]

kkthxbai.

 

[NIRossoneri]

From Patos twitter account. 6 months out.

Pato doesn't have a twitter account.

 

[Shiby]

Pato doesn't have a twitter account.

Yes. Exactly the point I was making

 

[Jivara]

Napoli's 'no sex' rule for injuries!
By Football Italia staff

Napoli’s chief medic has revealed the key to their success in avoiding injuries: “No sex for two days before a game.”

While Milan have an on-going injury crisis, many of them muscular in nature, the Partenopei rarely have players out for this type of problem.

“Avoiding sexual activity for two days before a game is fundamental to prevent muscular strains, contractions or inflammations,” Professor Alfonso De Nicola told the Corriere del Mezzogiorno newspaper.

“It is the rule for our squad. There is also a specific work done by my staff and the fitness coaches which is aimed more at prevention than cure.

“The alarm bells for an injury can go off at any time and a signal has to be immediate, just as the consultation is very quickly organised.

“The players must be praised for the professional approach they take in their private lives too. They must always continue certain exercises at home that are taught in the training camp.

“For example, an alteration in posture can create an anomaly in their movements. There are simple rules to follow even when they are not training.

“If a player has a muscle that tends to contract, he must perform movements that tend to stretch it at any time of the day.”

 

[LemonCookies]

Napoli's 'no sex' rule for injuries!
By Football Italia staff

Napoli’s chief medic has revealed the key to their success in avoiding injuries: “No sex for two days before a game.”

While Milan have an on-going injury crisis, many of them muscular in nature, the Partenopei rarely have players out for this type of problem.

“Avoiding sexual activity for two days before a game is fundamental to prevent muscular strains, contractions or inflammations,” Professor Alfonso De Nicola told the Corriere del Mezzogiorno newspaper.

“It is the rule for our squad. There is also a specific work done by my staff and the fitness coaches which is aimed more at prevention than cure.

“The alarm bells for an injury can go off at any time and a signal has to be immediate, just as the consultation is very quickly organised.

“The players must be praised for the professional approach they take in their private lives too. They must always continue certain exercises at home that are taught in the training camp.

“For example, an alteration in posture can create an anomaly in their movements. There are simple rules to follow even when they are not training.

“If a player has a muscle that tends to contract, he must perform movements that tend to stretch it at any time of the day.”

Wasn't that how Boateng supposedly got injured last season? Guess it was legitimate.

 

[Australiano1980]

pato is ready to play again???

 

[Milanista2020]

Wasn't that how Boateng supposedly got injured last season? Guess it was legitimate.

Yep, last season, he got injured boneing his beyach.
He now has a hand injury???? Maybe he was beating his meat too hard?

I think Napoli might have a point.........let see what happens with Pato now he's not slipping the pork to Barbera anymore.

 

[kakajd]

actually what's highly debateable is thathe's a better goal scorer than pazzo. He's more technically gifted. Capable of more spectacular... doesn't make him better.

you forget to point out, pazzo has had 3 seasons where hes scored more goals than pato's BEST season.

you forget to point out, pato's best season, where he scored 15... he had the worlds 2nd most technical midfield (and it's debateable if it was #1).

Pato had kaka, pirlo, beckham, seedorf. That had it's defensive shortcomings which is why we didn't win titles but it's ability to create is unquestionable.

Pazzo on the otherhand scores a hat trick with NO ONE who touches any of those 4 technically or vision wise in midfield. why? Because he is a fight and yes that is a skill. He knows how to move around the box.

Pazzo scored goals more regularly on 2 teams which were FAR less technical than anything Pato has played with.

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My biggest pet peeve in the world, is people dismissing pippo, higuain, falcao, and strikers who understand proper box movement, positioning, and reading of the game off ball as 'luck'

IMO this is the most important skill of a striker and hardest to learn. Much harder than 'decisive pass'







edit- Pato has 'the talent' to be the best forward on the team. He's not their yet. Now, the question is, what indiciation has he given you he'll ever get there? His attitude is disgusting, imo. Really little commitment, little respect for the club, little work ethic. Mostly, he seems immature as fuck. He needs to fucking earn it, and not be given a starting spot 'for politics'

I dont dismiss players like Pippo, in fact years ago I absolutely loved ruud van nistelrooy. Always was at the right place and won games due to it. How I did say it was debatable if being in those positions is a skill, it was regarding Ruud and Pippo, but doing it in one game in a milan shirt could be luck. We will see if pazzini is like the aforementioned. I dont know him well enough to judge him from past teams. So I wont.

Patos work ethic..... what is so bad about it? He has had to change his game because of Milan, hes become so much better and a different player. Thta is a hell of a sacrifice which takes major commitment.

You asked why I think Pato will ever get to being the player we need?
Well, he scores all types of goal, tap ins, wonder goals, goals from distance, headers, uses both feet and has proved against the big teams that we can rely on him.
Pato is 23, who at that age has lit the world alight consistently? only ronaldo and Messi come to mind, at even then, at 23 I dont think they were the players they are now.

Anyway, I believe, and so should you

 

[USC]

Anyway, I believe, and so should you

 

[Master Smurf]

Yep, last season, he got injured boneing his beyach.
He now has a hand injury???? Maybe he was beating his meat too hard?

I think Napoli might have a point.........let see what happens with Pato now he's not slipping the pork to Barbera anymore.

He will be slipping into everything else

Perma - injury

 

[Nestafan]

How much would we get, if we sell him now?

 

[Ashish]

How much would we get, if we sell him now?

a pirlo jube jersey .. autographed

pink one ..

 

[Senatore_M84]

a pirlo jube jersey .. autographed

pink one ..

and you laughed when i said i'd swap him for pirlo


god.... pirlo in this mobile team

 

[Sasha]

I say let's do an experiment. Have Barbara sleep with another player. Maybe her vagina is bad luck? If it is we can send her as an undercover prostitute to JuBe and Inter.

 

[benjamin]

Someone just needs to teach Pato the correct position. One that Babara does all the movement

 

[Ashish]

you have to pay for that kind of shit brah

 

[Milanista2020]

I say let's do an experiment. Have Barbara sleep with another player. Maybe her vagina is bad luck? If it is we can send her as an undercover prostitute to JuBe and Inter.

Not a good idea, seria A has already developed a bad name over the last ten years. What would people say if half the league came down with a case of gonorrhoea???

I reacon that Barberas vag has seen more footballers than Galliani himself.

 

[JohnnyWunderboy]

I recon that Barberas vag has seen more footballers than Galliani himself.

On what basis do you make this assumption?