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ashish and dru....is this the best piece of news u've heard this week? his decalrations?

u guys gonna buy his book?
To be honest now that everybody KNOWS what a fucking piece of shit it takes a bit of the fun out of trolling him.

Before he admitted this stuff both Pro and anti Pirlo fans had equally valid points. Now he himself has admitted what a mercenary bomboclaat he is the only trolling enjoyment comes from reminding ppl of the completely undeserving praise they lavished on him. Still that's about as challenging as preaching to the newly converted choir

Still reminding consummate dumbasses who were prone to say things like " Pirlo = football " does bring a small degree of twisted satisfaction :)
 

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pirlo=cassano=interfan=asshole. eod.
 

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This thread is missing a skyscraper of text from Senatore/ Madtherchot /C4M explaining what a model professional Pirlo is complete with quotes from former coaches about what a hardworking, driven athlete he truly is and how anyone who disagrees is a moron :thumbsup:
 

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grazie maestro for being who you are :proud:


a worthless piece of shit.
 

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When I was a kid all my teammates at Brescia's youth team wouldn't pass me the ball because I was better than them.

I decided that I wouldn't pass them the ball so I started to dribble the other team and my teammates on my own, they can't score a goal together but I can on my own.

After 2006's world cup I stopped talking Italian when people stopped me and I was talking in Spanish because my heart, soul and mind I was already a Madrista with 5 years contract and an unbelievable salary.

I didn't know where Milan will be after the world cup but one thing for sure I won't play in Serie B

In less than one minute Capello has convinced me to come to Madrid, perhaps because I saw the paycheck before the phone call happened.

I was imagining myself in the white jersey of Madrid then my agent called saying Galliani stopped the move.

I rushed to Milanello and I saw Galliani, my agent was telling him that Andrea wants Madrid, Galliani said "No he is not going anywhere"

Galliani gave me a new 5 year contract and he told me you write the salary you want, after alot of thought i signed.

After turning Madrid down I have to lie about the whole thing saying "What Madrid? I am fine in Milan"

I was so upset after all of this, Madrid is better than Milan it is more charming than Milan. it has a better future and overall the club is better than Milan.

When the season ended we won the Champions league, somehow it comforted me or the year could have been alot worse.

classless judas ******.
 

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Motion to request mod to make a separate section for "Assholes who played for Milan" and to move this thread over there.
 

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When I was a kid all my teammates at Brescia's youth team wouldn't pass me the ball because I was better than them.

I decided that I wouldn't pass them the ball so I started to dribble the other team and my teammates on my own, they can't score a goal together but I can on my own.

After 2006's world cup I stopped talking Italian when people stopped me and I was talking in Spanish because my heart, soul and mind I was already a Madrista with 5 years contract and an unbelievable salary.

I didn't know where Milan will be after the world cup but one thing for sure I won't play in Serie B

In less than one minute Capello has convinced me to come to Madrid, perhaps because I saw the paycheck before the phone call happened.

I was imagining myself in the white jersey of Madrid then my agent called saying Galliani stopped the move.

I rushed to Milanello and I saw Galliani, my agent was telling him that Andrea wants Madrid, Galliani said "No he is not going anywhere"

Galliani gave me a new 5 year contract and he told me you write the salary you want, after alot of thought i signed.

After turning Madrid down I have to lie about the whole thing saying "What Madrid? I am fine in Milan"

I was so upset after all of this, Madrid is better than Milan it is more charming than Milan. it has a better future and overall the club is better than Milan.

When the season ended we won the Champions league, somehow it comforted me or the year could have been alot worse.

classless judas ******.
Post reported for insulting all classless judas faggots by comparing them to Pirlo :mad:
 

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Hahahah

Fuck you galliani for not building the team around pirlo .. wait he gave a blank check for 5 years :lol:


OMG you have to just see a player play for milan like zombie pirlo to know that he flat out didnt care :lol:

I am not surprised at all
 

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fuckin' classless cunt

No player in the history of Milan has been as classless as this guy. Even the mainstream 'judas' Leonardo is ten times better than this guy

Where is dear Senatore and C4M? Werent they completely sure Pirlo loved Milan and gave his all?

:lol: at C4M bashing Kaka for wanting more money and supposedly forcing a move to Madrid. Atleast he had the balls to stick it through rather than milk us dry, not to mention a massive transfer fee to boot
 

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Where can I download that pirlo book .. maestros love for milan :D

Grazie maestro :D

I started giving interview in spanish :D

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 

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kaka forcing a move :lol:

galliani and berlu shipped him to madrid as soon as they saw the fee :lol: but for some ******ed reason they kept this judas cunt when they could have made some decent $$ from madrid/chelsea and end up letting him walk for free :fp:

b&g :fp: why would you give a POS so much face?
 

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Galliani and Berlusconi's biggest failure.

We had true genius in pirlo, and in 2006, he proved he is capable of carrying a team. Instead they fucked up a billion times on market and wasted him.

Don't care if 'he needs bodyguards' (overrated btw, juve dont have a gattuso persay), or if he 'only passes'.


He possess the RARE gift of being someone who makes everyone around him better. Give me that any time over zlatan, ronaldinho etc.

I always go back to 2008 market, but such an epic failure. For same fee we paid for ronaldinho and zambrotta we could have got etoo and maggio (or vargas). All who were heavily linked to. We could have rocked a mean 4-4-1-1 w/ kaka off etoo, and a wide mid, aka.... thrive on pirlos ability while holding a good defensive shape.
:thumbsup:
Disagree.

Think he always had heart. Always a pro.

You're mistaking playing style and heart. Just cause he didn't make noises and grunt lik gattuso... he never did that.

The issue was strictly footballing related. Way too static as a team. too many holes.
Grazie maestro :proud:
 

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yeah ladri don't have body guards, just vidal who averages like a billion tackles per game :lol:


"no way I would play in serie B"

"because my heart, soul and mind I was already a Madridsta with 5 years contract and an unbelievable salary."


:lol: :lol: :lol:


gotta respect the likes of nedved, camoranesi, buffon who might be pricks, but stuck with ladri in serie B.
 
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:lol:

Hilarious anecdote there :lol:

That's how u minimize the importance of a Milan CL victory for your juventus autobiography reading target audience :lol:

Who's the co-author? Lol
 

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My fucking word.

The little respect I held for Pirlo is draining away.

My fucking god. Such a fucking disrespectful cunt(and I use that word gravely).

I don't care about SM84 coming in and claiming "he's a pro. He's not paid to be nice", this has shown what an utter disgrace Pirlo is to sentimentality and loyalty. A fucking utter cunt, a disgusting, classless, foolish, disrespectful cunt.

Why could he have not kept his mouth shut? He was here, we gave him trophies, we gave him success, we gave him prestige and a reputation and he's can't even hold his tongue? He has to disrespect us? I don't care whether it's 'the done thing now he's at a rival'... he never cared, he would have preferred to stay at Inter and to have shipped himself abroad for more money at any time.

A disgusting cunt. A disgusting, ugly, foolish cunt.
 

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senatore is bidding for a spinning wheel

gandhi-charkha.jpg


this one is off the limit
 
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He's got a book to sell!!

Probly gonna sell way less than zlatan guardiola romance novel
 

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Sticky the thread please he deserves it
 

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gasper, move thread to off topic


or merge with real madrid/ladri thread
 

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The longest post ever. The Wall of Pirlo love

on-form, i think pirlo is by far the best italian midfielder.
Just saw fiorentina match. What a god.
I like how barca and their fans appreciate Pirlo's style. game respek game :b:
I do feel vindicated.

As I always said... play him as more of a CM (more of what he plays with italy), have movement around him, and watch him dominate a game.

Sit clarence infront of him (which kills his passing, since clarence dwells on ball and really should only play CM) and Ronaldinho infront of him (Same shit) with little movement in general from cm's fb's etc. and his skills are wasted.

:star:Thank you Conte for proving my point.:star:

Team built around pirlo > team built around zlatan.

Much more entertaining, less predictable.

Grande maestro for being who you are. Milan legend first, then football legend.

Proved you all wrong.

Grande maestro:proud:

Milan legend.
:star:Proof That He cared :proud: :star:
Pirlo didn't care?

The guy played almost every game for close to a decade and whenever he played, covered more distance than any milan player. Yes I know... The fairy was jogging. But at the end of the day, jogging or not, it was a lot of effort unlike the ronaldo's and other cunts who demand others to move/work for them to look good.

And I've been saying this for a while now. Pirlo has ben improving defensively over the years. Remember when Carlo opted once to play him at cb?, thats only because he's a god reader of the game.

He is an anchor. Only thing is, he protects his defense through skill and intelligence unlike neanderthals like vboss. And on top of protecting the defence, he is capable of producing assists and being the backbone of the way his team plays.

Great player. Period.

Not world class? Your posting in this thread is proof that he is. If he was a flop in juve, this thread would be dead by now.

:star:Just admit I was right about pirlo all along:star:. You guys were wrong. I understood football better and comprehended his importance to our squad. Replacing him with a flop like vboss is the worst mistake we've made in recent times. We handed over the ascendancy to juve... For fucking free.

Huge fuck up by allegri and galliani. Fact.


@lil freind: think of all the great fk takers milan has had over the years. Of all of them, pirlo has scored the most. Dinho even failed to beat his record. So yeah... Whether he's scoring them now or not, fact remains he's very capable of being a deadly freekick specialist.

@sage: I have a weak argument? Lol ... Please have some self respect. Worst injury crisis yet king zlatan stayed fit for most of the season. Juve didn't lose a single game all season. Its alright to accept defeat. Team based in pirlo beat the team based on zlatan.

And if that wasn't enough, pirlo once again rose to the occasion at the euros while zlatan was outclassed by sheva :proud:

Chavi? Didn't win the league or ucl with bartha. Wasn't even consistent at the euros. But he won... Why? Because he was only a small of an effective unit. I think spain will cope just fine in his absence because the unit is there. Living corpse iniesta would be more missed.

take pirlo out of italy though, and you know what will happen...

@ashish: and what does that make ronnietta? Barca-madrid, milan-inter ... :fp:

It takes balls to leave a stable and comfortable setup, move to a new project, and succeed there as well. Chavi is too pussy to do something like that. I mean the cunt can't even leave mummy's home :fp:

I disagree. Chavi has been playing with much better midfielders throughout his career. Same players day in day out for club and country. Its not Chavi the individual ... but its Bartha/Spain's midfield unit that is great.

Pirlo can do the ticking bit ... ticky takka toe ... but he is also a deadly assist man with his pin point accurate passes. Chavi's long range passing is inferior. Thats why he pushes forwarded a lot, and to do that, you need to have a dynamic midfield setup where everyone is moving off the ball making options to the one in possession.

Why was Pirlo not as effective as he is right now during his last years with us? The players and setup you play with determines how good you'll be. Chavi has been part of a big peace that has been successful both for club and country.

Pirlo on the other hand ... well, has forced coaches to build their teams around him, also winning for club and country. Bartha/Spain aren't built on Chavi the way Italy/Milan/Juve were built around Pirlo.
No, but if you pluck your eyebrows, dive like a pussy, and whine like a bitch to refs, you are.

Chavi without barca midgets is an unknown quantity. Thats the only reason why Spain's midfield is the best. They play at club and country levels together. They know each other inside out :lol:

Pirlo has moved around in his career and wherever he's been (par Inter they didn't have faith in him), he's been a success. Chavi is too pussy to try a ballsy move like that. Another reason why he's homo.

Such a crucial player for them ... and further proof that a team built around a player like pirlo> a team built around a player like zlatan.

Pity we didn't see zlatan following the instructions set by the maestro.
The fact that Pirlo had an excellent season with Juve, and Euros with Italy, proves who the real ******s were. I would be hiding under a rock after what Pirlo did, but I guess not everyone respects themselves. Not world class? :lol: Honestly? :fp:

Grazie Maestro for being who you are. Always a Milan legend. Always hold a special place in our hearts. Thank you, legend of football ...
And yada yada yada ... Pirlo had a fantastic tournament regardless of the outcome. Played brilliant football and made the whole world stand up and take note. Gaining praise from all kinds of football pundits, ex-players and coaches, all we have here are butt-sore Brazil fans who haven't seen a midfielder like Pirlo play for their "country" :lol: in how many years?

Pirlo > Chavi
Pirlo > Ronnietta


This is football at its very best.

Grazie Maestro for being who you are :proud::star:

Until Chavi does it without midget corpse iniesta, he will never be on the same level as pirlo. He is chosing the safe option by staying at cheating champs bartha ... He is not brave. He doesn't have the balls (what do you expect if your mom sets your curfew at 30,:fp: what a pussy.
Isn't it enough he controls entire games ... I mean open play, freekicks, etc. He now also found a way to control a PK shoot out? :eek:

boss :star::proud:

:star::star::star::star::star:
 

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Disappointing. Very Disappointing. You can speak about tactics all you want + how we didn't build a team around him, but he simply stopped running on the field. He used to walk his way through matches. WALK. He didn't need people around him to help him run, he could do that himself. His free-kicks started to suck...no one stopped him from improving those. I've watched Milan from 2007 and on, and there's only one Maestro..one General...One boss...that's Van Bommel.
 

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Disappointing. Very Disappointing. You can speak about tactics all you want + how we didn't build a team around him, but he simply stopped running on the field. He used to walk his way through matches. WALK. He didn't need people around him to help him run, he could do that himself. His free-kicks started to suck...no one stopped him from improving those. I've watched Milan from 2007 and on, and there's only one Maestro..one General...One boss...that's Van Bommel.
Incredible how ppl are only just commenting on this....back in the day, it was only me, Ashish and Sage (occasionally allthefat) that talked about this

Intersetingly....if you read this:
Source: Football Italia

Milan chief Adriano Galliani has revealed why Andrea Pirlo can’t stop scoring free-kicks at the San Siro.

The Italian international netted his fourth of the Serie A campaign with a beauty against Messina on Sunday and Galliani insists he knows why.

"He always scores at home because he practices with our Adidas ball," said the Rossoneri Vice-President.

"Obviously, it has a different weight to the others because he also tried shooting with Inter’s ball but it didn’t come down as quickly."

The 26-year-old has become Serie A’s leading set-piece specialist, striking fear into goalkeepers throughout Italy with his unerring accuracy from dead-ball situations.

The Milan playmaker somehow manages to get the ball to take flight over the wall, but then dip back down at speed just under the crossbar at the decisive moment.

Pirlo’s almost unique skills are also set to be on show at the 2006 World Cup Finals in Germany.

"The good news is that we use the same ball that they are going to have at the World Cup Finals," added Galliani, much to the delight of Azzurri boss Marcello Lippi.

Pirlo recently revealed that the secret to his incredible free-kick taking ability is all in the toes. "I use the last three toes of my foot," he said.
The reasons behind his free kicks drying up are even more confusing....
 

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Others criticised his apparent lack of effort.

It was rebuked with the ol' "He just runs slowly... he covers more ground but it's an illusion. You're just too dumb to comprehend"

and the references to Pirlo running in a horseshoe to escape having to do anything while inflating his mileage stats.

Dru, I do agree with you, but finding posts from the past does nothing but make you seem bitter. You're not exposing people as hypocrites, you're showing the world that feelings change. I used to dislike Ibrahimovic, I now like him. Does that make me a hypocrite or does it mean my feelings have changed? The second... clearly. But still, this is something we agree on and I hope this continues. :)
 

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Incredible how ppl are only just commenting on this....back in the day, it was only me, Ashish and Sage (occasionally allthefat) that talked about this

....
Go read my posts. I always agreed that if the team was build around him, he would have performed, but I must have criticized him in the same posts as well. I just didn't rant that often about it.
 

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Others criticised his apparent lack of effort.

It was rebuked with the ol' "He just runs slowly... he covers more ground but it's an illusion. You're just too dumb to comprehend"

and the references to Pirlo running in a horseshoe to escape having to do anything while inflating his mileage stats.

Dru, I do agree with you, but finding posts from the past does nothing but make you seem bitter. You're not exposing people as hypocrites, you're showing the world that feelings change. I used to dislike Ibrahimovic, I now like him. Does that make me a hypocrite or does it mean my feelings have changed? The second... clearly. But still, this is something we agree on and I hope this continues. :)

My issue is that it makes no sense to deny the obvious truth in front of you....it makes no sense to lie to yourself and others and formulate timezone long walls of text attempting to disprove the obvious :mb: and indisputable.

My raeson for quoting these old posts is that yes, to an extent I am bitter....I got fucking banned for replying to posts like the above. Yes I went over the top a few times but so did they. And Yes I would very much for us to be at peace....I'm getting fucking old :fp:

When I talked about his lack of effort : trolling (was actually banned from this thread :lol: )
When I talked about the shit free kicks : trolling/being negative/ bitching
When I said that the whole "build a team around him will make him play better" was bullshit and that a player performing well can be seen in any team : "dru you don't know shit about football"
When I said he lacked effort : "oh yeah? Well here's a quote about how much he gives to the team"
 
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drus just searching for peace in the pirlo thread
 

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