The Rumour Commode XXXVI - Mission Accomplished Edition

[Milan10]

Go for the nose first otherwise you'll be lost looking for it

You, sir have a beautiful tactical mind.

 

[MilanMB]

Go for the nose first otherwise you'll be lost looking for it

can you see your nose?

 

[Jivara]

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The hero we deserve

 

[MilanMB]

Tried to add as many players as possible

I'm happy as long as Kalulu is there

 

[Longbowman]

This shot is so perfect.. i first noticed it vs Fiorentina.. this game also had featured this shot

 

[General]

If we don’t extend Leao, I’ll fuck myself in the eyes and nose

 

[ROSSONERI7]

In case you needed more proof how big of a joke Ligue 1 is.

i want him to win ... to forever devalue whatever award this is.

 

[brk]

Kessie made me proud. Massive game from him, left San Siro with his head high. Even Maldini was extremely happy when the crowd cheered for him when he gave them that salute at the corner flag right near the end.

One more point.

 

[DonSilvio]

can you see your nose?

I mean it's right there. Impossible to miss. Where the hell is your nose?

 

[Mr. Milanista]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

just before their 3-1 goal

 

[DeNiro]

slightly nervous about sassuolo just because their attacking threat, and they have been somewhat of a bogey team.

but we just need a point, and we are good away . no suspensions/injuries...we must do it, our defence just has to be on point

 

[Hitchens]

What's for fucking certain is that we had four measly points to earn from two games, and we just earned three.

 

[Gennaro8]

Sassuolo's players are at vacation. Also we can aspect mixed team against us. They play for nothing.

Also let's be realistic, if we can't win one point against midtabel team, then fuck all this.

I mean, boys played with big balls against better teams in last 5 matches and won all of them.

 

[Longbowman]

Kessie made me proud. Massive game from him, left San Siro with his head high. Even Maldini was extremely happy when the crowd cheered for him when he gave them that salute at the corner flag right near the end.

One more point.

True.. felt really sad when Kessie did that.. why the fuck is he not seeing that he could have been a legend here??
He was my favourite player last year. Atleast he is going abroad

 

[Swagotelli]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

just before their 3-1 goal

wow… that’s not even a subtle handball. How is this not a full-blown scandal at this point I don’t know

 

[Neo'82]

man I was really hoping to go the week without stressing about Scamacca's giraffe ass vs Tomori and Kalulu

 

[Longbowman]

Sassuolo's players are at vacation. Also we can aspect mixed team against us. They play for nothing.

Also let's be realistic, if we can't win one point against midtabel team, then fuck all this.

I mean, boys played with big balls against better teams in last 5 matches and won all od them.

No one will be on vacation mode.. this will be the most watched Sassuolo game in probably their history.. everyone who is looking for a move will give their all .. Scamacca, Berardi, Raspadori, Frattesi.. every one of them.
But I fully trust our boys to get it done. I would have been worried if Kalulu or Tomori picked up a yellow and we had Romagnoli vs Berardi again.. we will win the Scudetto

 

[Altafini]

Kessie made me proud. Massive game from him, left San Siro with his head high. Even Maldini was extremely happy when the crowd cheered for him when he gave them that salute at the corner flag right near the end.

One more point.

Yeah! I agree with everything but..........3 maximum points

 

[Susan]

Fuck it, I really wanted to have the Scudetto in the bag today. Next week is going to be very tense. Same situation as last year when we played for a CL spot, in the end we accomplished it and we will do the same this time for the Scudetto.

 

[Gennaro8]

Just 9 goals in our net in last 18 matches. Also 15 matches without a defeat.

 

[Mr. Milanista]

wow… that’s not even a subtle handball. How is this not a full-blown scandal at this point I don’t know

Referee didnt even flinch and I really thought to myself are people right? Am I visioning stuff and I'm compaining bout referees too much?

Well fuck you all in the eyes
That's a clear penalty in a crucial moment of the game when it was 2-1
Another scandal

 

[MilanMB]

Massara

 

[ROSSONERI7]

these 2. the clean sheet brothers.

Fik started a bit jumpy, fidgety. but still put in a great shift....Kalulu's Calm and ability to read and intercept passes is second to none ... not only among young defenders, but defenders, period.

 

[MilanMB]

Referee didnt even flinch and I really thought to myself are people right? Am I visioning stuff and I'm compaining bout referees too much?

Well fuck you all in the eyes
That's a clear penalty in a crucial moment of the game when it was 2-1
Another scandal

that's fucked up

if it makes you feel any better, I think it was from when it already was 1-3

 

[Longbowman]

Gazidis too was very excited

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Massara suffers so much
he's an emotional wreck during these games

 

[Longbowman]

these 2. the clean sheet brothers.

Fik started a bit jumpy, fidgety. but still put in i a great shift....Kalulu's Calm and ability to read and intercept pass is second to non ... not only among young defenders, but defenders, period.

Fast and Furious centre backs

 

[MilanMB]

Kalulu - Maignan - Tomori

Fucks strikers in the eyes

 

[Mr. Milanista]

Kalulu and Tomori, the way they're playing it's like they're both 35 years old whos been playing alongside eachother for 10 years winning multiple trophies with eachother

They're 21 and 24 years old how?!?
Maignan I wont even comment

 

[ROSSONERI7]

If we don’t extend Leao, I’ll fuck myself in the eyes and nose

You either have a very long dick, or you’re very flexible.