The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[bullard]

Just a summary of the last week for the people who didn't have time to read 200+ pages of commode:

Wild loosing a gay sig bet to leaf, pussies out and transfers reaction score instead. Adli house party, CDK getting fed icecream by his gf like a toddler. Ibra farewell. Maldini and Massara thrown out to the trash. Fuck Cardinale, fuck Furlani. Moncada promoted, Pioli the cockroach is the sole survivor. Maignan hint exit on instagram. Sam went from reaction king to 4th most reaction points. General heel turn, and then permaban. Curu, Ash-ish, Casualista also banned. Qaas face turn and becoming the new reaction king. No more cocain party at Ibiza. Forza Excel sheets. Elkey still stuck before Juve match. Wonder if he knows if we even qualified for CL yet.

It was one hell of a few days guys.

 

[rossonero23]

Can't find, but the post about piolis nutsack was equally hilarious

 

[AC_Wesley]

@ELKey live stream

 

[theduck7]

How on earth did Fiorentina not win that? Absolutely bossed it

 

[patosheva]

There wont be news tonight

 

[ForzaSandro]

Has anyone else stumbled upon the report that claims Maldini was promised a 35M transfer budget by Furlani several days ago? I find it rather funny regardless of the veracity.

 

[Edu-bY-A]

@MarioReality Calciomercato Show, when?

 

[Wild]

Wild loosing a gay sig bet to leaf, pussies out and transfers reaction score instead.

Bet was never a sig bet.
It was about reaction point since.
I kept my end of the deal.

Sig deal that it wasnt ?

 

[Panache]

Thiaw wasn't used until an injury crisis forcing Pioli to use him. Pioli not using new players isn't an indication of the fault of "the ingredients" necessarily.

How about minutes missed due to injury? Not just this year, but over Pioli's entire time.

CDK was a Moncada pick. I am certain that Adli is another one. Vranckx didn't fade, he was never used.

You know what? How about this: Pioli finished behind Lazio, a team with far less resources than Pioli had. He dropped points constantly against teams... in the bottom half. Lazio could do it with a far less talented squad, how is that possible?

Here you’re absolving the players from any wrong doing. We were dropping points after the WC break. Most of our players were FRESH and should have had no excuses.

Giroud and Theo were the only two players that could be excused because they played till the WC final.

One of the biggest reasons we underperformed has to be Giroud being over used especially after the WC run he had. Whose fault is it that a good Giroud replacement wasn’t signed? That’s 100% on the management. Origi was a TERRIBLE signing. Especially when you know Ibra was going to be out for a while. Everyone could see that Giroid was tired as hell after the WC.

And let’s not talk about Theo’s understudy. There are positions on the team that Pioli simply can’t rotate because the drop in quality is HUGE. CB, RW and maybe AM are the only positions we can actually rotate without a huge drop in quality. So the question is do we want to win games or do we want to focus on rotating and developing young players? Because the two things can’t coexist with the squad Pioli was given.

Lastly, even you admit Tata played a big role in us dropping points. Right? Is it Pioli’s fault that our 2nd GK is that shit?

 

[MarioReality]

@MarioReality Calciomercato Show, when?

Dunno, apparently not happening? Or maybe cuz the match went kinda late. Not sure

 

[sheva]

When is milan doing breast cancer awareness month? I hope October as well

 

[Wild]

I don't know why everybody is losing their minds

Hard times filter out pussies.

 

[Fusiproe12]

 

[ForzaSandro]

So they fired eveyone and now silence silence total silence

They will break the silence when they figure who else to fire. Don't worry.

 

[Samaldinho]

Here you’re absolving the players from any wrong doing. We were dropping points after the WC break. Most of our players were FRESH and should have had no excuses.

Giroud and Theo were the only two players that could be excused because they played till the WC final.

One of the biggest reasons we underperformed has to be Giroud being over used especially after the WC run he had. Whose fault is it that a good Giroud replacement wasn’t signed? That’s 100% on the management. Origi was a TERRIBLE signing. Especially when you know Ibra was going to be out for a while. Everyone could see that Giroid was tired as hell after the WC.

And let’s not talk about Theo’s understudy. There are positions on the team that Pioli simply can’t rotate because the drop in quality is HUGE. CB, RW and maybe AM are the only positions we can actually rotate without a huge drop in quality. So the question is do we want to win games or do we want to focus on rotating and developing young players? Because the two things can’t coexist with the squad Pioli was given.

Lastly, even you admit Tata played a big role in us dropping points. Right? Is it Pioli’s fault that our 2nd GK is that shit?

I'm not going to go point-by-point over this, but I have to ask:

Are you saying that Lazio has a better squad than we do?

 

[bullard]

Bet was never a sig bet.
It was about reaction point since.
I kept my end of the deal.

Sig deal that it wasnt ?

Yeah, I just found that leaf admitted it was a reaction point bet. Apology for that. Still will leave it in the summary just for fun.

 

[Wild]

Yeah, I just found that leaf admitted it was a reaction point bet. Still will leave it in the summary just for fun.

No need to change it as long as we are clear that you are the pussy

 

[Qaas]

Just a summary of the last week for the people who didn't have time to read 200+ pages of commode:

Wild loosing a gay sig bet to leaf, pussies out and transfers reaction score instead. Adli house party, CDK getting fed icecream by his gf like a toddler. Ibra farewell. Maldini and Massara thrown out to the trash. Fuck Cardinale, fuck Furlani. Moncada promoted, Pioli the cockroach is the sole survivor. Maignan hint exit on instagram. Sam went from reaction king to 4th most reaction points. General heel turn, and then permaban. Curu, Ash-ish, Casualista also banned. Qaas face turn and becoming the new reaction king. No more cocain party at Ibiza. Forza Excel sheets. Elkey still stuck before Juve match. Wonder if he knows if we even qualified for CL yet.

It was one hell of a few days guys.

Now wtf are you talking about

 

[sheva]

Their trolling alongside allegri & pulling out of super league to avoid sanctions is the best in the business

10/10 management

 

[Edu-bY-A]

Dunno, apparently not happening? Or maybe cuz the match went kinda late. Not sure

Di Marzio is not what he used to be either.

 

[bullard]

No need to change it as long as we are clear that you are the pussy

Nahh, thats okay, I spread enough fake news already

 

[Wild]

GdS: Milan’s brand growing faster than any other club in Europe.
With City also overtaking Real as number one, insane.

 

[Qaas]

Furlani is as bald as you are intelligent.

Not.

Get with the times, we are American Calcio Milan. Respect the USA ownership as we compete for championships and become the #1 European franchise.

He looks like a pedophile

 

[MarioReality]

Di Marzio is not what he used to be either.

He, moretto and fab still the top 3.

Moretto right now is the top, but GDM only speaks when he's absolutely sure now.

 

[Riffstein]

Imagine if the owners do a 180 and sign Conte.

 

[AC_Wesley]

Curva also asked for a leap in quality. I feel like most ppl are behind Maldini in this, or at least behind his idea we need to invest.

I hope the CURVA SUD, PLAYERS and FANS will boycott the club over the decision, in one way or another.

Lets see if curva sud takes a powerful stance.. bunch of mercenaries i know but maybe just maybe

curva sud better put up their banners in english otherwise cardinale wont beable to read it.

Curva sud blocked kaka from leaving the stadium one match to demand answers


wonder what these dudes are gonna say about this one

 

[Dena]

GdS: Milan’s brand growing faster than any other club in Europe.
With City also overtaking Real as number one, insane.

Which place is Udinese? I ask for a friend

 

[Qaas]

Fuck barca and messi

Fuck messi?
Your favorite club just sacked maldini hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahshaha

 

[Panache]

I'm not going to go point-by-point over this, but I have to ask:

Are you saying that Lazio has a better squad than we do?

No I’m not saying Lazio have a batter team than us. BUT Lazio didn’t play in Europe at all this season. We made it to the CL semis. The team was stretched thin and the quality of our bench was just not good enough.
Despite all of that, we’re talking about only a 4 point difference between us and Lazio.

 

[Qaas]

You might as well post the 2007 champions league final