The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Milan10]

For sure. Which also tells me that our actual cash investments will be focused on young blood.

Yes, young bloods from the four corners of France.

 

[Hitchens]

Unless we're cucked out of N'Dicka and Thuram and fumble the Kamada paperwork. Would be a strong start for Mouse.

 

[Milan10]

This constant quoting of Ancelotti has me giggling

Man pretended to have acid reflux to not return to this club and went to some ass clubs instead.

^ “proud of and happy for Moncada”

Also

“Fuck Carlo Ancelotti”

SMH

 

[Kojak]

Sorry but I can't be happy for him and consider his signing a stain on this great club's name just like Constant + Bukakke amongst others in the banter era a few years ago.

Hoping he gets sent back in a fridge to wherever he came from

Lol downvote all you like but Milan is NOT a charity or a retirement home paying useless players millions just to lounge about and grow old gracefully. Fuck that! In fact, I'm willing to bet that the accumulation of 15 fodders I listed earlier allowed complacency to set in after the Scudetto win which led to our bizarre season. Cardinale has obviously had enough and doesn't want to continue throwing money down the drain so wielded the axe.

 

[Milan10]

Unless we're cucked out of N'Dicka and Thuram and fumble the Kamada paperwork. Would be a strong start for Mouse.

If we managed to sign those 3, I would be very happy.

I hope we aren’t going 3ATB… I can only take so much

 

[Balo45]

Does someone have his 40 time so I can change my mind?

Lmao. Just watched some videos. I had heard he was pretty quick. Probably not as fast as openda but he’s def still fast.

Sidenote, I also learned just now Thuram wins some of the most challenges/tackles for a striker. And considering his size, I can see why Pioli and our press would like that. Dude could be like what rebic used to be up top

 

[Raghav]

Let’s lock up Kamada , N’Dicka , Tielemans on fre transfers quickly please. I’m OK with Thuram coz free transfer but honestly I think we should spend money on the most important player for a football team - striker.

Hojlund would be an absolute dream and the perfect striker for us. Will cost 40-45mil but we can get that selling tomori once Ndicka is in.

We really desperately need a proper cf who can bang in 25+ goals in all competitions every season, Hojlund has Serie an experience and just ticks all the fucking boxes.

I like Ismaila Sarr too and we need a good RW. He can cover LW and cf if needed aswell

Imagine Leao - Hojlund - Ismailla uptop ooof. The amount of pace strength dribbling will be tough for any team to handle..

 

[Hitchens]

Meanwhile at FC Sion

 

[MarioReality]

Unless we're cucked out of N'Dicka and Thuram and fumble the Kamada paperwork. Would be a strong start for Mouse.

I honestly dont think either comes. Probably kamada does.

But too far behind on the others. Ndickas agent wont want the bad press on his name of reneging on deals

Id be surprised

 

[Tantalis]

Kojak right now quoting himself

 

[Kojak]

Meanwhile at FC Sion

We need a new CF!

 

[Milan10]

Lmao. Just watched some videos. I had heard he was pretty quick. Probably not as fast as openda but he’s def still fast.

Sidenote, I also learned just now Thuram wins some of the most challenges/tackles for a striker. And considering his size, I can see why Pioli and our press would like that. Dude could be like what rebic used to be up top

I was watching and he looks quick/fast for his size like a French Ford F150.

But I want a Mustang, bruh. Remember when Rebic played CF and we’d ride? I want to see that again, big dumb CFs bore me unless you’re big, dumb, handsome Giroud.

 

[Hitchens]

Lmao. Just watched some videos. I had heard he was pretty quick. Probably not as fast as openda but he’s def still fast.

Sidenote, I also learned just now Thuram wins some of the most challenges/tackles for a striker. And considering his size, I can see why Pioli and our press would like that. Dude could be like what rebic used to be up top

Let's not get ourselves into a state just yet, he's practically a PSG player according to those fresh Romano quotes.

How Milan is this btw. Armageddon sacking of number one legend in football, and the days after we're apparently trying to sneak into two well developed negotiations(N'Dicka and Thuram), completely against the clock, against the odds. We never make it easy.

 

[MarioReality]

Kojak right now quoting himself

How many ppl do u imagine know this snl skit, realistically

 

[Omer]

Lol he let them stay...absolutely nothing to do with Moncada and a smart SD would've sold Pobega last summer.

Was there any big offer for Pobega? And who would they play instead of Pobega when the regular midfielders were injured / suspended or when Pioli was playing with 3 cms? Given Pobega was one of the club grown players and the number of non club developed players was already at a max, they would have to play a primavera players in some Serie A games and CL games. A midfielder from Milan Primavera, which finished 14th, starting against a team like Juventus or playing in a CL game doesn't sound too good....

 

[Milan10]

Kojak right now quoting himself

I’m dying

 

[Milan10]

Do you guys remember how in a Champions League semi-final we couldn’t even register like 1/3 of our team lmbo

 

[Raghav]

I honestly dont think either comes. Probably kamada does.

But too far behind on the others. Ndickas agent wont want the bad press on his name of reneging on deals

Id be surprised

Fuck his agent man. It’s the players choice at the end of the day. He’d be great coz he can cover lb if needed albeit very differently than Theo but that’s ok .. it’s tough to have a quality attacking backup lb with our budget and coz Theo plays most games anyways..

 

[papaberlu]

I honestly dont think either comes. Probably kamada does.

But too far behind on the others. Ndickas agent wont want the bad press on his name of reneging on deals

Id be surprised

You think the guy who purposely declined offers of sales and renewals for 1.5 years to leave on a free all while playing like shit cares about his image?

That would surprise me honestly

 

[Kojak]

Was there any big offer for Pobega? And who would they play instead of Pobega when the regular midfielders were injured / suspended or when Pioli was playing with 3 cms? Given Pobega was one of the club grown players and the number of non club developed players was already at a max, they would have to player a primavera players in some Serie A games and CL games. A midfielder from Milan Primavera, which finished 14th, starting against a team like Juventus or playing in a CL game doesn't sound too good....

Of course...he had a very good season at Torino so there would've been plenty of midtable suitors for a promising young Italian mid for c.15m. Also, we could've just used Adli/Vranckx instead and there's plenty of ways around the homegrown list as we've discussed many times before.

An opportunity missed.

 

[Balo45]

I was watching and he looks quick/fast for his size like a French Ford F150.

But I want a Mustang, bruh. Remember when Rebic played CF and we’d ride? I want to see that again, big dumb CFs bore me unless you’re big, dumb, handsome Giroud.

Agreed but if we can get faster on the right we won’t care as much.

On the real I have a strong feeling we’re gonna be back to piolismo playing fast and wrecking teams next season

 

[Tantalis]

How many ppl do u imagine know this snl skit, realistically

a handful of us.

 

[Raghav]

Of course...he had a very good season at Torino so there would've been plenty of midtable suitors for a promising young Italian mid for c.15m. Also, we could've just used Adli/Vranckx instead and there's plenty of ways around the homegrown list as we've discussed many times before.

An opportunity missed.

Torino wanted to buy him but we wanted to give him a chance. Sentimental decision.. he’s never gonna make it at milan just doesn’t have the technical quality..

 

[Pigeon]

Okafor is another dude that hasn't scored double digit goals....in the mighty Austrian Bubdesliga, playing for a club that's lost 3 games in the last 2 seasons. I'm not sure what the data analytics say on him, but it better be exceptional because the stats surely aren't.

he missed many games due to injuries

but 7g/3a in 996 minutes plus 3 goals in CL isn’t actually too bad

 

[Kmoney]

I only have one question: how do you join the Amortization Force?

Alternatively, I can also found the Accounting Force, whose moderate wing will be the Amortization Force.

I think amortization face is a breakaway faction within the overall realistic force guild that focuses more on the financial aspect of things.

Perhaps realistic force should be renamed amortization force.

 

[MilanFan89]

AC Milan have started working on a deal for RB Salzburg forward Noah Okafor again as it is known that the youngster would like to move to Italy in the summer, a report claims.
As has been reported by Calciomercato journalist Daniele Longo on Twitter, the Rossoneri are looking at a number of different potential targets in attack and one of them is still Okafor.

His name has been linked for many months but the report claims that Milan are ready to get back in contact with the player or his club so that they can progress the move.

Simultaneously, they are also trying to keep the Marcus Thuram track alive, who is available on a free transfer. There is interest in him from clubs that have a lot more spending power than Milan so other targets are needed.

Okafor is said to want a move to Italy and he would cost around €20/25 million.

 

[Kojak]

I dedicate this song to the Milan chapter of Junior Messias' career...

 

[Hitchens]

How good is Noah Okafor?

 

[Milan10]

Agreed but if we can get faster on the right we won’t care as much.

On the real I have a strong feeling we’re gonna be back to piolismo playing fast and wrecking teams next season

I’m shamefully excited to see the new squad in action, I’m sorry Paolo

It seems like we are going to turnover a big part of the squad’s weak underbelly giving Pioli hopefully better rotation options next season. N’Dicka, Kamada, Thuram would really go a long way toward that end.

 

[AC_Wesley]

The real reason @Congo Powers is lifelong with RnB is because no other forum in the world would accept his shit

"Wop-millionaire, zingaro4zingaro, jerry sandusky of lombardia, rootless cosmopolitan parasites"

zingaro for zingaro huh

galliani sold sheva after he won the balon d'or and cl.....galliani also sold kaka after he won the balon d'or and cl, both of them returned to milan because of galliani's thoughtfully cultivated da milan culture
whatever the downs furlani and wop-millionaire gerry are doing is not da milan

These finance-Americans, rootless cosmopolitan parasites…not from my country

Wop Gerry and Furlani the pedo sign sms scamacca and zaniolo immediately or seppuku yourselves

Furlani and paolo are not the same species

Why does he look like he just installed cameras in the primavera locker room, jerry sandusky of lombardia

But you can stay