The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Master Smurf]

poor padre getting some sympathy after being beaten up all season

I defended him a ton but how can you not play Adli at all when your attack is duller than a butter knife? how does it take you forever to remove Bennacer from anchor and you cant sharpen your squad up when they all go walkabout for practically an entire season - All he could say is 'Yes we understand the moment' and 'I know the problems' only to get spanked again.

 

[Alo88]

wait... watching it for the first time?

don't tell me you missed out on all of the gifs posted here

Haha no no I saw it in the cinema when it first came out, obviously not understanding half the shit they were talking about back in those days but still finding it a solid movie mainly because of the performances from Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill.

But seing it now - it's uncanny really

 

[Gennaro8]

Put CdK in the jail and he will be little bitch, just like on the pitch

 

[Riffstein]

Well i'm sure that if CDK scored 2 goals every game Pioli would have liked him. The real problem with CDK started after Milan 4 1 Monza, he missed an easy goal and then he didn't celebrate on the field with the Curva, rumors started he was totally demotivated and he disappeared for 3 games, he came back against Cremonese, shit game 0 0 and he was one of the reasons we sucked so bad, then he did not play against Fiorentina and then world cup break, after the world cup we collapsed and he did nothing to help himself

Yeah that’s my point, it’s not easy to score 2 goals every game when under such circumstances, hell not even the top players score 2 goals every game under normal circumstances
, also not to mention that he’s being played out of position as well.

 

[Omer]

Marotta has a long history of success and is without question the best mercato man in Italy.

Rui Costa at Benfica, Giuntoli at Napoli, the Atalanta management team, Sven Mislintat at Ajax, Luis Campos at Monaco and Lille have done much better jobs than Marotta.


Marotta has done good things but his Inter have also made huge losses, plus not selling Skriniar for 50 mil to PSG was a big mistake.

Marotta is a good director but it's difficult to say that he's the best.

 

[nonsonoqui]

man you're on a roll today

I was legit trying to comfort @Samaldinho . Was not being a dick.

 

[MarioReality]

v2.0 incoming or we too late?

 

[Milan10]

Sam has taken this harder than anyone and really does need our help.

 

[MarioReality]

Longo - Messias is almost certain to leave Milan this summer.

 

[sheva]

you on team paul now? @sheva

Lol
After a couple of days of defending the decision when everyone else freaked out, him getting terminated in 3 lines terminated something in me as well

 

[papaberlu]

Longo - Messias is almost certain to leave Milan this summer.

 

[Edu-bY-A]

N'Dicka has total agreement with Roma but hasn't signed any contracts yet. Milan have entered, positive contacts also in the last few hours and the match is still open

I don't care if we buy Ndicka or not, he is nice-to-have. As of today, Tomori, Thiaw, Kjaer and Kalulu are better. Of course he can develop, but if he doesn't come, it doesn't matter. There are plenty of good centre-backs out there.

If I'm honest, I don't think names will leak out so quickly after the new troika takes over.

It's more likely that we'll be used that Roma add some money.

It still applies, don't believe every name that is played.

 

[Master Smurf]

Yeah that’s my point, it’s not easy to score 2 goals every game when under such circumstances, hell not even the top players score 2 goals every game under normal circumstances
, also not to mention that he’s being played out of position as well.

The guy couldnt score 1 goal all season .... missing open nets more than once
Even useless Origi scored and Saelly and Calabria who cant hit the ocean while standing on the shore scored

There is transition and adapting and then there is mental shutdown which is why I was all for shutting him down and giving him a fresh start next season to see. The excuses for his complete futility though are mind boggling.

 

[papaberlu]

I defended him a ton but how can you not play Adli at all when your attack is duller than a butter knife? how does it take you forever to remove Bennacer from anchor and you cant sharpen your squad up when they all go walkabout for practically an entire season - All he could say is 'Yes we understand the moment' and 'I know the problems' only to get spanked again.

It certainly doesn't excuse isolated stuff like this

I will still never get over the tactical fumbling vs Inter in the semis

but I understand these weren't ideal conditions and I can see the merit behind giving him another year

 

[Pigeon]

I defended him a ton but how can you not play Adli at all when your attack is duller than a butter knife? how does it take you forever to remove Bennacer from anchor and you cant sharpen your squad up when they all go walkabout for practically an entire season - All he could say is 'Yes we understand the moment' and 'I know the problems' only to get spanked again.

oh without doubt

pioli stinking up this season isn't up for debate. he has made enough mistakes and questionable decisions

however i still had sympathy for him after he was fobbed off with last years mercato after winning a scudetto

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I’d like to see Milan host an NFL combine type event for all of Moncada’s prospects this summer. You get everyone together and measure them, check their 40s, shuffle, verts, and of course how many times they can bench press 225 (0 because soccer players are pussies)

Hmmmmmmm



Id normally be an advocate for a bit of violence, but after suffering pioli's butchers for 2 seasons I'd rather go into the season with as many fit players as possible haha

 

[Milan10]

It certainly doesn't excuse isolated stuff like this

I will still never get over the tactical fumbling vs Inter in the semis

but I understand these weren't ideal conditions and I can see the merit behind giving him another year

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I am waiting for some good news...

You're pregnant... And it's human x

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Longo - Messias is almost certain to leave Milan this summer.

You like nDICKa?

 

[MarioReality]

You like nDICKa?

know fuck all about him, but everyone was twisting their knobs to him last summer.

 

[sheva]

Let's not get ourselves into a state just yet, he's practically a PSG player according to those fresh Romano quotes.

How Milan is this btw. Armageddon sacking of number one legend in football, and the days after we're apparently trying to sneak into two well developed negotiations(N'Dicka and Thuram), completely against the clock, against the odds. We never make it easy.

If not for the news we would still be discussing the former ones, no?

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Ok here is what’s gonna happen

We are signing 4 players,

3 free players and one very expensive player and it ain’t an American from Chelsea.

 

[mrki]

F. Romano - for Thuram PSG in front of all.

 

[Caladan]

Everyone is excited, but we havent buy anybody yet.
Next year we will find what merceto we will have. Todays managment has easier life, because core have long contract.
Maldini was saviour in this case.

 

[Milan10]

Ok here is what’s gonna happen

We are signing 4 players,

3 free players and one very expensive player and it ain’t an American from Chelsea.

Ok so we now know what isn’t going to happen

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

In other news in 2010 Maldini was the one that persuaded Galliani to sign Constant.

I heard that in 2011 Maldini won a dick measuring contest with Kevin, meaning Paolo officially had the biggest cock in Italian football... Kevin would get into such a childish competition without a cash transaction, so Galliani stumped up the cash to bring Constant to milan. Only to prove that white men can have bigger penises than black men. Now that's some big dicking from G lol.

A little infantile and racist, but that's what I heard and now we know Paolo has a massive penis according to reports.

 

[papaberlu]

Ok here is what’s gonna happen

We are signing 4 players,

3 free players and one very expensive player and it ain’t an American from Chelsea.

I've missed your insider persona

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Everyone is excited, but we havent buy anybody yet.
Next year we will find what merceto we will have. Todays managment has easier life, because core have long contract.
Maldini was saviour in this case.

Maldin put the beating heart and backbone in this team for sure.

People quickly forget the good he did...

 

[sheva]

You think the guy who purposely declined offers of sales and renewals for 1.5 years to leave on a free all while playing like shit cares about his image?

That would surprise me honestly

Kessié: “I want to stay forever and the fans have to be calm about my renewal, after the Olympics we’ll fix everything” | Rossoneri Blog - AC Milan News

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Some people still want his ass after he rejected offers that could've inject a bit more money into an abysmal budget as it is

 

[pippofan]

Rui Costa at Benfica, Giuntoli at Napoli, the Atalanta management team, Sven Mislintat at Ajax, Luis Campos at Monaco and Lille have done much better jobs than Marotta.


Marotta has done good things but his Inter have also made huge losses, plus not selling Skriniar for 50 mil to PSG was a big mistake.

Marotta is a good director but it's difficult to say that he's the best.

Well, he won nine consecutive scudetti at Juve, so that's pretty good. Also won a scudetto and now is in CL final with loans and free transfer so I don't think anyone in Italy has done better....oh I forgot he got Pogba on a free and sold him for 90 millions, not to mention the selling of Lukaku for 113 million Euros and then got him back on loan. Got Hakimi for 67 millions and replaced him with Dumfries for 15. So, yes, I rate him among the top 5 in Europe.