The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Congo Powers]

I have Fuhrerlani in my mind but Im waiting for the right moment to drop it. Maybe this moment. (Alternative: fuhrlani)

Nah…I don’t like this one, makes him seem cool

 

[Dottore Joey]

How good is Noah Okafor?

Shit

 

[Hitchens]

Thiaw walked into a defense that looked like ******s trying to fuck a doorknob and did an amazing job (remember Kalulu committing a red card slide on Thiaw lol).

You've said this before and I giggled just as much then as now.

Kjaer looked like Jason Bourne without remembering the skills. Total amnesia.

 

[Milan10]

You've said this before and I giggled just as much then as now.

Kjaer looked like Jason Bourne without remembering the skills. Total amnesia.

You need to watch Dodgeball

 

[Pigeon]

poor padre getting some sympathy after being beaten up all season

 

[killerkid]

Yes, he should have won more scudetti. We'd be at 24/25 now with the squads we had.

And 3 consecutive CL 2003,2004(Deportivo Loss 4-0)2005 Liverpool

 

[papaberlu]

poor padre getting some sympathy after being beaten up all season

don't push it

 

[Hitchens]

You need to watch Dodgeball

It's from Dodgeball? Haven't seen that in nearly 20 years.

 

[Rossonero10]

You've said this before and I giggled just as much then as now.

Kjaer looked like Jason Bourne without remembering the skills. Total amnesia.

Why is everyone suddenly disregarding/dismissing Kjaer for defense lately?

He came off a big injury and put in a great performance against Napoli?

I like the young guys, but I don’t think Kjaer is done. Kalulu can be a little brash at times.

 

[AC_Wesley]

Nah…I don’t like this one, makes him seem cool

Then...

How about.............

Mussolani?

 

[Hitchens]

Why is everyone suddenly disregarding Kjaer for defense lately?

I love Kjaer, but he came back in the middle of the worst defensive crisis in 70 years or something and looked like he forgot his zimmer frame.

Luckily grew back into it.

 

[Alo88]

I'm literally watching Moneyball right now and some of these scenes must have been literally taken out of Casa Milan.

God is that a good movie.

 

[pippofan]

Who is going to take Gabbia's place in the CL lists? They can't add N'Dicka instead of Gabbia in the lists if they keep everyone else from last year. There are 4 places in the list of 25 players that can only be club grown players.

Marotta has a long history of success and is without question the best mercato man in Italy.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

When you need a horns emoji in the reactions lol

 

[Edu-bY-A]

Okafor is out injured until at least October. We will never buy him. Besides, he has bad teeth like Aly Cissokho.

 

[Milan10]

Then...

How about.............

Mussolani?

George Stalani IMO

 

[Hitchens]

Dumbfries pre-game routine.

 

[Gennaro8]

Moncada come on sign someone, its time and I am nervouse

 

[papaberlu]

adios pussy

caused a lot of pain for this club

I wish the worst for him and Stephanie

 

[jawz10]

Lmao. Just watched some videos. I had heard he was pretty quick. Probably not as fast as openda but he’s def still fast.

Sidenote, I also learned just now Thuram wins some of the most challenges/tackles for a striker. And considering his size, I can see why Pioli and our press would like that. Dude could be like what rebic used to be up top

Thuram is a direct replacement for Rebic. In terms of playstyle and roles. Thuram is a LW/CF that likes to dribble and assist teammates. His size and strength mean he can ably play as a CF, and his style of play is fairly similar to Rebic as well. He’s unpredicatable.

 

[Master Smurf]

No need to report it , it obvious.
Mercato went south when Maldini took full power.
He climbed up a tree & didnt accept to climb down.
Its really a shame because him heading a board will always result in better decision making mechanism & no one will deny him the credit.

Sad if true ..... he became what he despised, running the club like Galliani

Still - I will wait to see who we actually purchase, how they play and how all respond to difficulty.

 

[papaberlu]

N'Dicka has total agreement with Roma but hasn't signed any contracts yet. Milan have entered, positive contacts also in the last few hours and the match is still open

 

[Pigeon]

I'm literally watching Moneyball right now and some of these scenes must have been literally taken out of Casa Milan.

God is that a good movie.

wait... watching it for the first time?

don't tell me you missed out on all of the gifs posted here

 

[Wild]

adios pussy

caused a lot of pain for this club

I wish the worst for him and Stephanie

Translate , tranlate.
Is he getting sold ? Is he ?
Best mercato ever.
Is Moncada muslim ?

 

[Milan10]

N'Dicka has total agreement with Roma but hasn't signed any contracts yet. Milan have entered, positive contacts also in the last few hours and the match is still open

Paolo couldn’t convince him last summer, Moncada already has him cheating.

Damn he’s good

 

[Wild]

I'm literally watching Moneyball right now and some of these scenes must have been literally taken out of Casa Milan.

God is that a good movie.

Wait what ?
After years of mentioning it here you just watch it ?

 

[Congo Powers]

Dumbfries pre-game routine.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Who is going to take Gabbia's place in the CL lists? They can't add N'Dicka instead of Gabbia in the lists if they keep everyone else from last year. There are 4 places in the list of 25 players that can only be club grown players.

Yeah Gabbia ain't going anywhere, people need to accept that he's important for lists... We need a Kjaer replacement, not Gabbia.

We're going to struggle to get anyone of quality to accept Gabbia's position in the squad.

N'dicka for Kjaer is a sensible move maybe, Kjaer's contract is up next year is it not?

If everyone is happy to fight for the starting spots it's a great position for us. Whoever doesn't meet the grade gets sold most likely.

As has been mentioned before, will N'dicka want a rotational role?

Tomori still has lots to offer, and we don't know what's going on with Black Baresi.

 

[mrki]

N'Dicka has total agreement with Roma but hasn't signed any contracts yet. Milan have entered, positive contacts also in the last few hours and the match is still open

Made up news I can bet

 

[Milan10]

adios pussy

caused a lot of pain for this club

I wish the worst for him and Stephanie

All the talk of ruthlessness.

Pioli is the most ruthless person at Milan. He saw CDK being fed ice cream by his girlfriend and started shit talking him in the media and is now sending him off to Russia probably.