The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[finnishhacker]

Or he doesnt & he return sharp & hungry.

amen. i would love that for him. even though he is made of glass

 

[sheva]

It’s because he collected 9 months of paycheck doing fuck all and decides to fuck off just as we need him back the most

Our very own welfare moocher

Relying on Medicare and unemployment benefits

 

[Fusiproe12]

Happy birthday Franck Kessie

 

[forward]

The source is Paolo Maldini through La Republica. It's a quote.

Why did the management sign Leao's pay rise if they don't like him?
If Maldini really said that, seems like he is trying to throw his ex-employer under the bus.

 

[ACM14061988]

De Laurentiis has threatened to boycott the Supercoppa in Saudi Arabia if the training grounds are not deemed to be good enough

 

[Alo88]

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My take on Milan in fifa. Fun fact, earlier this year i learned that futre "played" for us in the 90s making his debut in the last game of the season, getting subbed on for baggio
Mbappe is there cause he's a Milan fan and definitely not cause sometimes the attack is too trash against the top defenders in the game and I'm competitive af and get triggered when I dont win

I barely play so I'm in lower divisions which is awesome cause I get to win pretty much every game I play, would probably hate life and this team if I had to play against decent teams and players every game

Great fucking team. My biggest regret - and I shit you not, I think at least once a day about it - is missing the RLC promo!! I took my first break for two, three weeks from the game since its release and that's exactly when his card was launched. Fuck my life, this will haunt me forever. He'd be such a perfect pick, probably even better than the Locatelli card (he's there because he's a Milan youth product and, I must admit, fucking epic in this game as pure destroyer).

 

[Cloren]

we have the same pussies at Milan

Breaking stuff seems like toxic masculinity.

I agree with needing fire and some anger but breaking stuff is just stupid and a waste of money.

 

[Alo88]

yes, zlatan refered to milanello and not san siro in actuality.
however especially during the last couple of seasons, there were numerous reports of san siro's terrible pitch situation, with photographic evidence of rough pitch conditions, where whole patches of the stadium were not in an optimal state

milanello is probably a factor in the reasoning behind multiple injuries, but as you said pioli is the current 'face' of our crisis and it's easier logistically to pin it on him rather than create an overhaul systematic solution and research into the problem

I don't think it's that blunt. If Redbird could redo all of Milanello and spend 100-200k (I have no idea how much redoing some fields would cost, I'm just pulling numbers out of my ass) instead of continuing scapegoating Pioli while still pay him and his staff a couple of millions in salary every year they would have already redone it yesterday.

I think "Milanello ground is too hard and casues injuries" to be an urban myth. But that's just me and my silly opinion.

 

[Hugh Janus]

Beautiful

 

[milanator]

Why did the management sign Leao's pay rise if they don't like him?
If Maldini really said that, seems like he is trying to throw his ex-employer under the bus.

They complained about the signings directly after the Giampaolo era, which I think is not a crazy thing to do by management. Maldini jumped around in time during the interview.

 

[Hitchens]

Beautiful

Right up your alley.

 

[Cloren]

 

[Shiby]

Happy birthday Franck Kessie

Fuck Kessie.

 

[sabeni]

Fuck Kessie.

Next years fuck reijndeer?

 

[mrki]

Simic, one more good player signed by the great Paolo Maldini.

 

[tonyb]

I'm surprised people were sleeping on Simic so much. We apparently spent 1 mil for him in 2022. So barely 17. Quite unheard of for us.
The way he played in pre season and has done for the youth team shows he has a high ceiling.

I hope he gets the start in the next game.

 

[AC_Wesley]

Happy birthday Franck Kessie

How did they ever allow entry in San Siro?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Yeah but this players would work too, if Pioli had the balls and authority to make them play the roles properly.

Literally Pioli's tactics...



Anyone saying everything is cool and we're just unlucky is a complete idiot and an actual cuck.

Bad design, bad management and bad luck have truly crippled our #20 challenge, and a season that after some turmoil had so much promise.

 

[mrki]

Literally Pioli's tactics...

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Anyone saying everything is cool and we're just unlucky is a complete idiot and an actual cuck.

Bad design, bad management and bad luck have truly crippled our #20 challenge, and a season that after some turmoil had so much promise.

Absolutely.

Managment of the team by Pioli&staff was beyond shocking for last 12 months. Letting go of Maldini didn't do any good fir this team either. More like the opposite.

From Cardinale to Pioli they all f it up. Id say more-less Moncada as usually dud hus job ok. Aldough the team lacks a regusta and Marotta made them look like clowns with Thuram.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I'm surprised people were sleeping on Simic so much. We apparently spent 1 mil for him in 2022. So barely 17. Quite unheard of for us.
The way he played in pre season and has done for the youth team shows he has a high ceiling.

I hope he gets the start in the next game.

Gabbia return from loan, minutes for Simic, "fine as we are"... And watch half the forum go absolutely mental lol.

I've resigned myself and may e actually accepted that we might not, probably won't spend big in the winter.

If we win our next few games, keep within sniffing distance of Juve, Jovic and Chuk Get a few more G/A contributions and Ben stays healthy... I think we'll look for "consistency" lol and try get through the second half of the season.

But, if there are "opportunities" we could see a player or two.

I expect lots of "positive" propaganda about our youth, returning players, and the rise of Jovic and Chuk...

My anger is pretty much aimed and Pioli and Gerry, Moncada can only do so much(@Wild will appreciate this), he's done what he can, but dropped the ball with injury history not being a factor for the algorithms apparently.

This squad, if fit should be doing better, I'm chill mostly about what tools are in the kit. It's having a handy man capable of using them properly that's the issue... Instead of the headless butcher we have swinging hammers and chisels about the place.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Absolutely.

Managment of the team by Pioli&staff was beyond shocking for last 12 months. Letting go of Maldini didn't do any good fir this team either. More like the opposite.

From Cardinale to Pioli they all f it up. Id say more-less Moncada as usually dud hus job ok. Aldough the team lacks a regusta and Marotta made them look like clowns with Thuram.

We have holes for sure and bad decisions have abound.

We've seen miss management on several levels, over BIG decisions.

Sam has talked at great length about all that.

RedBurd thought they knew better, knew best, could redesign football, drag Milan into the 22nd century.

They lacked finesse, patience and a little humility.

While some love the "showbiz" approach, others are less impressed, and they most definitely made a rod for their back with their bravado.

They said to judge them on results, well we're half way through the trial and the jury is hung, while the hangman is measuring rope for someone...

 

[Curupira]

It’s because he collected 9 months of paycheck doing fuck all and decides to fuck off just as we need him back the most

”it’s not your money man, who cares if he never plays”

 

[beegees]

Atalanta wil definitely redeem CDK buy option voucher

and I don't think we should cry. CDK can't perform with Pioli

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Atalanta wil definitely redeem CDK buy option voucher

and I don't think we should cry. CDK can't perform with Pioli

I love hearing players saying that get clear tactics lol... While we get Pioli murder ball haha...

Chase the ball, get the ball, lose the ball, chase it some more... Get the ball to Leao or Oliver!!!

 

[Kmoney]

So you're implying two things?

1. He injured himself on purpose.
2. That he's not entitled to represent his country in the contintental cup?

I’m implying that I’m a highly frustrated fan who is tired of seeing Piolisimo with Krunic as our DM

 

[Kmoney]

I thought he isnt all that important, no?

I’ve always like Ben, especially when the alternative is Rade Krunic

 

[Curupira]

I’m implying that I’m a highly frustrated fan who is tired of seeing Piolisimo with Krunic as our DM

Milan comes after Algeria, especially for tru Bennacer fans, we all knew this

Stuff your frustrations in a joint and smoke it

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Re: Ben... He'll just be keen to play and excited to play a tournament for his country.

I think we all fear for his health, and that will breed frustration in some... And we could do with him for those weeks.

Hopefully we sell Krunic and bring in an adequate alternative to Ben?

 

[ACM14061988]

Pellegatti said yesterday there has been a meeting at Casa Milan to figure out the injury crisis and according to him some physiotherapists will be changed, he also said the management asked to change the training methods

 

[Pigeon]

coming back from a months-long injury, „representing your country“ ( ) is really the most important thing