The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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VillaiN

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Wtf is Calabria even doing as a captain man, every sane person realizes this man is not a leader.
As a player he is mediocre and as a personality he is weak.
When child like calabria was born in ancient Sparta, he would be thrown from mountain.

Let alone be captain and earn millions playing for one of the biggest club on planet.
 

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Or Ibra can be player-coach for 5 matches.
I don't even believe in him just now... He's had his toes under the desk and we're still in the same hole we were before he came on board.

I say toes because he's gets a fair crack of the whip, as he should. But what's his CV saying?

I just hope he and Gerry have been suitably cucked tonight and have had enough.

I know they'll adopt a far less emotional response than me, but I hope a fires been lit.
 

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Sell Mike, Theo and Leao. Get 300M. Hire Klopp as a coach and get him 5 top talents under 20!
 

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Cardinale is now considering Bill Belichick for a position of a Milan headcoach. Moneyball + American Football tactics will be revolutionary!

Please go back to your FORZA Milan group, moron. And take mrki with you.
 

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Get ready to read explanations how none of this is the players' fault and all down to coaching instructions :LOL:
You know what happened right before their 2nd goal
We had a turnover and our player got the ball on the edge of the opponent's box, one little poke away and he gave up.

The ball went the other direction and the Inter player got pushed far wide - he beats two players and gets off a good shot which shouldve been stopped but he hustled right to the end where about 4 of our players simply didnt care to go the extra mile.
 

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Actually he add a positive note . We have lost only 2-1 which is way better than 5-1 . Moreover we are consistent . We have lost that game in a same way and with the same result , with the same tactical and position surprises as the previous one .
He didn't???!!!

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He's actually just trolling us now and setting himself up as an Inter legend lol
 

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Sell Mike, Theo and Leao. Get 300M. Hire Klopp as a coach and get him 5 top talents under 20!

Mrs Klopp not letting him take another coach job until she's fed up with him using the dinner table cutlery salt and pepper shakers and wine glasses while eating dinner as a tactics board.
 

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He’s been doing this for a couple of games now as well.

Leao fans can keep defending it but there’s a reason none of the clubs with “better managers capable of getting more out of him” has coughed up the money to take the generational superstar on
He's doing this because he is sick of Bioli
 

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You know what happened right before their 2nd goal
We had a turnover and our player got the ball on the edge of the opponent's box, one little poke away and he gave up.

The ball went the other direction and the Inter player got pushed far wide - he beats two players and gets off a good shot which shouldve been stopped but he hustled right to the end where about 4 of our players simply didnt care to go the extra mile.
This is my problem with excusing superstars like Leao and Theo and I have certainly been guilty of it when it comes to Theo.

This type of mentality is infectious. Theo, Leao, Bennacer our three highest paid player all display this “somebody else got it” attitude.
 

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That pig Berlusconi sold us to a shady con artist who fundraised to close the deal while inter were acquired by giants. Zhang stylin on us. Suning couldn’t own China because of the CCP so they came to Italy.
 
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