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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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A disappointment that highlighted serious faults at all levels. From President Scaroni who asks himself before the match whether it is a necessary competition. Yes, because this club also lacks empathy.

“And you certainly don’t win over the fans with these phrases, or those uttered by him a few weeks earlier: ‘The Scudetto is a bonus’.

“The faults of the management. I’m sorry to point it out, but they do not convey ambition. At Inter Cuadrado gets hurt and they buy Buchanan.

"Will a centre-back arrive? Yes, but one had to be secured in December and used immediately in January." -Andrea Longoni

 
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I was listening to the Tutti Convocati podcast today, and referee designator Rocchi said that they had recruited several young, inexperienced officials in the VAR room, and we’ll see the benefits of this approach in the next 2-3 years.

Shit out of luck until then I guess.
 
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I fucking hate scaroni with a passion. Please just resign or get sacked.
 
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man united vs spurs

both are small teams but good game
 
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man united vs spurs

both are small teams but good game

The colours, camera angles, zooming in on players, fan noises. Watching Serie A compared to EPL is like watching CFL compared to NFL.

The EPL is on another level.
 
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About Chuck and RLC, let’s give them until the end of the season, as we did with CDK. Tonali’s massive sale already covered for a lot of our purchase costs.

I was thinking of the time when we let Donna, Kessie and Hakan (to direct rivals) walk for free: that was minus 70-100 millions for our bank account.

I am not a big fan of RedBird but I do appreciate that they are quite competent at selling.

Fair point though, let’s see how Chuck and RLC play the rest of the season. I do blame the management for not getting a proper DM, but this could also be on Pioli.
Selling Tonali for high is good, selling Krunic for 8 million less than what we were offered in the summer... That good selling still?

All I'm saying is getting 7/8/9 million for a couple of players should be celebrated so hard... Fair play, we recouped some cash, just let's not get too excited I'd say.

Not being a dick bro ✌️
 
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The colours, camera angles, zooming in on players, fan noises. Watching Serie A compared to EPL is like watching CFL compared to NFL.

The EPL is on another level.
For Serie A, I only watch Milan since I'm a fan. I'd rather watch WWE than other Serie A games because Italian football is so boring. Here are some WWE top moment last week

 

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Selling Tonali for high is good, selling Krunic for 8 million less than what we were offered in the summer... That good selling still?

All I'm saying is getting 7/8/9 million for a couple of players should be celebrated so hard... Fair play, we recouped some cash, just let's not get too excited I'd say.

Not being a dick bro ✌️
We were offered double digits in summer for Krunic????

Or that's what our ridiculous valuation of him was?
 
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We were offered double digits in summer for Krunic????

Or that's what our ridiculous valuation of him was?
we must have missed it when fenerbahce almost broke their transfer record fee for krunic
 
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The colours, camera angles, zooming in on players, fan noises. Watching Serie A compared to EPL is like watching CFL compared to NFL.

The EPL is on another level.
Worst part is it is not hard to fix some of these things but Italians don’t give a shit.
 
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We were offered double digits in summer for Krunic????

Or that's what our ridiculous valuation of him was?
Maldini wanted Pirlo and loads of Italian fodder players, so anything is believable at Milan bro x
 

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The colours, camera angles, zooming in on players, fan noises. Watching Serie A compared to EPL is like watching CFL compared to NFL.

The EPL is on another level.
How is that even possible? Premier League has one of the shittiest atmospheres in europe.
 
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How is that even possible? Premier League has one of the shittiest atmospheres in europe.
fan noises are coming out of the speakers
 
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Not really, Lukaku is dangerous when he can pick up tempo and vulnerable if you can get to him early, thats why Conte had him drop deep at Inter.
So pressing him/forcing him to play close zo a defender is not a bad strategy.
Playing a deep line doesn’t necessarily mean that we give him a lot of space and time on the ball to receive, turn, and run at the defense. If he drops deep, we can always give instructions to one of the #6s to pick him up.

Pioli has played a high line a few times this season against top opposition with quick forward and he’s gotten absolutely torn apart. No reason to think that this is a viable tactic especially without Tomori.

Less space in behind = less room for athletic opponents to assert their superiority
 
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How is that even possible? Premier League has one of the shittiest atmospheres in europe.

It’s not about what it’s like at the stadium but what it’s like on TV. And in that category EPL is by far the best.
 
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It’s not about what it’s like at the stadium but what it’s like on TV. And in that category EPL is by far the best.
Saturation, fan noises, and movie-eque camera angles. Serie A is still in dinosaur era of production in comparison.
 
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According to Milan TV, Ibra and Gerry spoke to the team in the locker room. Pressure is on Pioli tonight.

Ibra probably did all the talking and Gerry is like, “yeah, what he said”. :lol:
 
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A disappointment that highlighted serious faults at all levels. From President Scaroni who asks himself before the match whether it is a necessary competition. Yes, because this club also lacks empathy.

“And you certainly don’t win over the fans with these phrases, or those uttered by him a few weeks earlier: ‘The Scudetto is a bonus’.

“The faults of the management. I’m sorry to point it out, but they do not convey ambition. At Inter Cuadrado gets hurt and they buy Buchanan.

"Will a centre-back arrive? Yes, but one had to be secured in December and used immediately in January." -Andrea Longoni

Everybody with an IQ over 70 noticed that already. This owner is here looking to cash, not for trophies.
As long as Gerry is here, don't expect any champaign football
 
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