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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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I think we need a legit LW backup for Leao, because Okafor has not looked good in that spot this year. Maybe I've forgotten? But his best games/moments have come from him as a striker. I think Okafor has all the tools to be a top striker, his finishing is so smooth.

Zirkzee doesn't score that much. I worry about his production.

On what Okafor or any other young player of this squad can really do… get them to play under a knowledgeable coach then we’ll judge.

I should be illegal to judge a young player, under Steven.
Only great soloists have a decent/good chance to shine.
 
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Stefano Pioli has raised and graduated more kids than an entire city run by communists. Most of kids/young men have gotten so much better expect maybe Charles under pioli’s management.

That’s the one thing he has done correctly. Those who disagree with it are blinded by hate or just lying.
 
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Damn he can't even do better than a broken clock
Yeah broken clock won as many scudetto as Carlo with pittance?
You mfers might have quantum clocks at home.

Get another coach who cares but not giving a man his due is ******ed
 
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Yeah broken clock won as many scudetto as Carlo with pittance?
You mfers might have quantum clocks at home.

Get another coach who cares but not giving a man his due is ********
He got his due. Hell he got a renowned song adjusted for him. Shame he can't adjust for shit
 
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Stefano Pioli has raised and graduated more kids than an entire city run by communists. Most of kids/young men have gotten so much better expect maybe Charles under pioli’s management.

That’s the one thing he has done correctly. Those who disagree with it are blinded by hate or just lying.
He is a good catch. You can't make shit turn into gold.
Kjaer is shit now
Gabbia is average
Calabria is beyond shit.
Thiaw is dumb as most redneck Americans
Rlc is limited defensively

Giroud is a tree and he sucks dick

You can't do when you have so much shit in the team.

I forget Ben Taliban al-bruj khalifafodder he is beyond shit.

If anything pioli is achieving the target with this limited team.
 
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He is a good catch. You can't make shit turn into gold.
Kjaer is shit now
Gabbia is average
Calabria is beyond shit.
Thiaw is dumb as most redneck Americans
Rlc is limited defensively

Giroud is a tree and he sucks dick

You can't do when you have so much shit in the team.

I forget Ben Taliban al-bruj khalifafodder he is beyond shit.

If anything pioli is achieving the target with this limited team.
lol

The shit you would say about Di Marco, Dumfries, Sommer, Acerbi, Mkhi, Pavard, and Thuram if they played on this team

We saw Kebab under Pioli and how it went

The quality of the team has nothing to do with how this team is set up
 
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lol

The shit you would say about Di Marco, Dumfries, Sommer, Acerbi, Mkhi, Pavard, and Thuram if they played on this team

We saw Kebab under Pioli and how it went

The quality of the team has nothing to do with how this team is set up
when we fix dm, rb and striker and cb situation we can judge him better. right now its impossible. if poop guradiola coached us we would be 10th.
 

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He is a good catch. You can't make shit turn into gold.
Kjaer is shit now
Gabbia is average
Calabria is beyond shit.
Thiaw is dumb as most redneck Americans
Rlc is limited defensively

Giroud is a tree and he sucks dick

You can't do when you have so much shit in the team.

I forget Ben Taliban al-bruj khalifafodder he is beyond shit.

If anything pioli is achieving the target with this limited team.

Our XI is 2nd the best in the league though and we are certainly better than Roma, Atalanta and even Dortmund squad wise.

We falitered against those teams.

Maignan, Theo and Leao are world class players. Tomori is also very good.

Pulisic is also elite. Then the midfield could be better assembled I guess. Talented players but still not a finished product.

Stink compare this squad to the rest of the league and we are better than all bar Inter

Every team got holes, even Madrid has it. Their full backs and CBs are average outside Rudiger and they have no CF.

Look at Alonso, he won the league with freaking leverskusen
 
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when we fix dm, rb and striker and cb situation we can judge him better. right now its impossible. if poop guradiola coached us we would be 10th.
So the only way to judge a coach is when he has a perfect squad? do you know how stupid that is? No one in Italy has the capabilities for a perfect squad

Coaches are meant to put in a system that elevates the players, not the other way around

If Acerbi was in this team all we'd hear about is how slow and washed he is. For Inzaghi, he looked like a world-class defender for a whole season
 
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Stefano Pioli is/was the same coach, limited with some understanding of triangle from phil jackson and pressing. I wasn't the one claiming he is sacchi and then turn into vicious haters as soon as he put some french africans on bench for kurnic :lol:

We will get a smarter coach who understand forum tactics really well

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So the only way to judge a coach is when he has a perfect squad? do you know how stupid that is? No one in Italy has the capabilities for a perfect squad

Coaches are meant to put in a system that elevates the players, not the other way around

If Acerbi was in this team all we'd hear about is how slow and washed he is. For Inzaghi, he looked like a world-class defender for a whole season
Problem is we have a dysfunctional midfield and we have a very imbalanced team. Inter don't. They have correct players for the system.
 
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Stefano Pioli is/was the same coach, limited with some understanding of triangle from phil jackson and pressing. I wasn't the one claiming he is sacchi and then turn into vicious haters as soon as he put some french africans on bench for kurnic :lol:

We will get a smarter coach who understand forum tactics really well

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Hope qe get mickey Arthur or Rahul dravid
 

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You could make kids with her and thus have her stick around in your life for the next 18 years :proud:
People think divorce is the end of it when irs actually a relation same as marriage when there is kids & most likely that the couple who couldnt manage marriage will do the same managing divorce.
 
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Hope qe get mickey Arthur or Rahul dravid
I haven’t watched that sport since 2011 all I wanted is India to win World Cup. Since West Indies disintegrated in mid 2000s that sport has been uncool
 
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I haven’t watched that sport since 2011 all I wanted is India to win World Cup. Since West Indies disintegrated in mid 2000s that sport has been uncool
I watch the big series mostly. Australia England india and SA. Don't care for the rest.

Pakistan is a crap tesm since 2011
 
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We need at least 2 defenders, Kjaer is gone, Thiaw is unreliable (sell?) Kalulu needs to be sold as well, but his price plunged.
DM and a CF are an absolute must.
 
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What an insane story this season.

Xabi Alonso take a bow

Meanwhile we spend a 100 millions to replace Messias , Saelemaekers , De Ketelaere , to finish between second and fourth , as before . This shows how unlucky is our coach with the players .
 
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90 yr old ranieri making inter draw whereas padre shipping 5 goals per game
Inter walked across the field for 80 minutes. They will come out with us with an exorbitant attitude, and we ..... a lot will depend on the outcome of the match in Rome. If we lose there, too, then I'm afraid such an expert in psychology as grandePioli will not be able to do anything
 
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Problem is we have a dysfunctional midfield and we have a very imbalanced team. Inter don't. They have correct players for the system.
Yes, and that's on Pioli. He has stated before he wants midfielders of certain characteristics but then collects then same type of CM/AM players only for it.
 
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And what about Terraciano? Why do we torment Grandpa Florenzi when a young healthy moose is sitting on the bench?
 
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In form Chuk should play against Roma, RLC should not be a part of the attacking department at all, but that will come with the new coach.
 
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Problem is we have a dysfunctional midfield and we have a very imbalanced team. Inter don't. They have correct players for the system.
Our midfield looks dysfunctional because there is 0 structure or organization

A midfield of Rodri Bellingham and KDB would also look like a dysfunctional mess under Pioli

Musah literally has zero idea what to do with the ball. This isn’t because he’s dumb, it’s because he’s been given no instructions
 
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Yes, and that's on Pioli. He has stated before he wants midfielders of certain characteristics but then collects then same type of CM/AM players only for it.
Pioli makes average players look world class

Look at Lauriente last night for example. They don’t teach that at Coverciano.

Boga earned a move to Atalanta thanks to the tactical savvy of Steven Paul
 
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People who support Pioli haven’t seen a non-Milan game in years.

Watching full matches of City/Leverkusen (or at least extended highlights if you’re Soldier of Pioli) should be mandatory pre-read before being allowed to post on R&B
 
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