The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[papaberlu]

RLC is a mediocre shit player. It's official now.

You don't get a 28 yo for 18m if he isn't mediocre

He can be a useful player though but no one has ever looked good playing the 10 under Pioli

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

Pioli chose these players (either first choice like Loftus or second choice like Rejnders)

So now its Pioli...wasn't it Furlani and the moneyball method. People shat on Maldini so hard. Now that after all this spending we under achieved people are grasping at straws. Pioli was the coach last season too, only the players really changed.

 

[papaberlu]

Xabi happy they face Roma instead of Milan

 

[AndreiX]

Pioli to Sky Sport: "It's a moment in which we don't concede a lot, but when we concede we suffer"



I hate this mf so much

that doesnt even make any sense....we conceded 6 in the past week, 3 from a relegation side?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Not as angry as you think.
Unlike a lot of you, I wrote off this season in October after the Udinese game. Already had a lot of time to go through the 5 stages of grief.
Just pointing out to all the guys still sucking on Maldini's balls that he explicitly and officially stated that he would've kept Pioli, even when we were at our worst in November/December.

It's a common misconception that I such on Paul's cock...

I don't.

I appreciate what he brought and did for this team.

Posting a picture of him can be so decisive, it's almost trolling but not.

He also brought in a manager that the mighty Elliott went along with... This same country beating capital firm agreed to sack the manager after less than a year.

The new manager came in, turned things around, as part of management team...

Yes Paolo said he'd keep padre last summer... But after being butt fucked by inter and dropping out the CL, who really thinks Paolo wouldn't have sanctioned sacking Pioli???

The reasons we've kept Pioli seem to be about continuity and saving money... How has that worked out for us???

I use Maldini as the face of an idea, an thought process...

The amount of sucking off in here is really not directed at Paolo's probably beautiful cock... But at an American guy that so far has delivered absolutely NOTHING by my maths?

 

[Dokoa]

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Nah. They were very poor. Jovic couldn't finish to save his life, all of them were very poor

 

[Curupira]

I just dont see the point. Plus i dont think sentimentality is a huge consideration for Cardinale. See how pulled the rug Maldini and Massara.

Bc Maldini had no problem constantly airing out laundry to the media.

Pioli will at least keep his mouth shut

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Bove paredes pellegrini

Woow what a midfield. Completely owned us. They are untouchable.

Give ‘em to Steven and be amazed.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Your party then, your mob, your tribe

Lead on!!!

That's a thing, there doesn't need to be mobs or tribes...

Too many folk get tunnel vision, and back one ideology.

There are way too many factors at play just now, that all contribute to the shit show that is this season.

 

[milanazkals]

Embarrassing coach. I hope we get a better coach soon. This team just plays dumb and heavily relies on athleticism with players like Bennacer, Calabria and Giroud. Hilarious shit.

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

We got some upgrades over last year no doubt but still..not having a CF and a creative CAM destroys the 4-2-3-1..no need to talk about a bullying CDM.

Still remember when i said that i would take Kessie back from Barca in a heartbeat and people would say im a pu**y.

out of all the players Pulisic is the one guy who has shown up more often than not. The others glimpes or up and down.

Kessie was sorely missed in a game like this.

BTW - I agree Pioli has to go. But so do a lot of these players.

 

[Shiby]

Pioli and many of these players.

Also good players overcome sub par coaching all the time bro or at least hide how bad the coach really is. Not this group, they just roll over. Plus I'm talking about players that aren't showing up and having mental lapes DURNING the game, or missing taps ins or easy passes.


That's not on coaching.

No they dont. What the fuck are you talking about?

Bellingham has Carlo, KDB has Pep, Salah has Klopp, Michael fucking Jordan had Phill. Goats had goats as coaches.

You think players can just waltz on the pitch and win a game AT THIS LEVEL?
You are serioulsy underrating the level of european football then.

We would wipe the floor with Man City and Real Madrid if their players came on to the pitch without a coach, a game plan and would just wing it.

Players miss easy moves because they are nervous. Clearly nothing they try is working and we have a coach on the bench without any plan b and who is completelt incapable of making any sound and logical decisions. Its ALL on Pioli. Its a wonder we are second in the league and we are second because the squad quality for this average Serie A is very solid.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Bc Maldini had no problem constantly airing out laundry to the media.

Pioli will at least keep his mouth shut

So the inter guy kept his mouth shut on Milans failings???

Come on...

 

[Master Smurf]

lol... does he even have a squad number at Barca?

Barcelona 2-1 Real Madrid: Xavi's side go 12 points clear in La Liga

PETE JENSON AT THE CAMP NOU: Barcelona moved 12 points clear of Real Madrid at the top of La Liga with only 12 games left to play thanks to a 92nd minute winner from Franck Kessie.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Come on now -dont be salty that the man keeps winning and you keep whinging

 

[Curupira]

Such as? Conceding 2 shots from outside the box?

Did he tell on Reddit before the match what Milan should've done to win the game?

Pioli not pressing R2 for Bennacer when we needed him back on defense

 

[Shiby]

Might as well being back Gattuso. Brother just got Marseilles to the semi finals through Benfica who are better than Roma

 

[vB9]

Barcelona 2-1 Real Madrid: Xavi's side go 12 points clear in La Liga

PETE JENSON AT THE CAMP NOU: Barcelona moved 12 points clear of Real Madrid at the top of La Liga with only 12 games left to play thanks to a 92nd minute winner from Franck Kessie.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Come on now -dont be salty that the man keeps winning and you keep whinging

lol. 20th March 2023.

there is another el clasico this weekend. pls, do send me a copy of the teamsheet

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

Paolo wouldn't fire a coach with 7 games left to go in the season. He fired Giampaolo 7 games into the season when the fucker admitted to the journalists that he didn't know what the fuck he was doing at Milan AFTER THE VERY FIRST GAME.

Not the same situation.

Never is, is it.

 

[Master Smurf]

That's a thing, there doesn't need to be mobs or tribes...

Too many folk get tunnel vision, and back one ideology.

There are way too many factors at play just now, that all contribute to the shit show that is this season.

Maldini Maldini Maldini



Bro - I said it from last year January - total breakdown from Ownership to players, all are culpable.

 

[Dokoa]

Gabbia thought he can bodycheck Lukaku. Omg he must be dumb af

 

[Milan10]

Pioli has done a lot of silly, inexplicable things in his time as manager, but starting Bennacer and Calabria in the midfield with Musah at RWB and Theo LCB down 1-0 has to be the dumbest decisions anyone has ever made.

 

[Shiby]

Might as well being back Gattuso. Brother just got Marseilles to the semi finals through Benfica who are better than Roma

Nope. Not the coach anymore

 

[Master Smurf]

lol. 20th March 2023.

there is another el clasico this weekend. pls, do send me a copy of the teamsheet

Bro - you make up distinctions on the fly

Go worry about Utd then

 

[papaberlu]

Pioli has done a lot of silly, inexplicable things in his time as manager, but starting Bennacer and Calabria in the midfield with Musah at RWB and Theo LCB down 1-0 has to be the dumbest decisions anyone has ever made.

The funny thing is it's only top 5

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Pioli defenders be...



Cardinale cucks be...



Maldini worshipers be...



Those that blame the players being like...




Ultimately what have we achieved?

What can we tangibly claim as a fact, a win?

Regardless of faction?

 

[vB9]

Go worry about Utd then

you never said this to me b4... 1st 1 always hurts the most

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

You are wasting your time.

Some people like to think we are actually a good squad just ONE thing away from next step

Last season it was a second choice keeper, this season it’s all on the coach. After Puoli there will be other scapegoats

FACTS!!!! And my point is after the amount of money spent management should be taking waaaaaaaaay more heat than they are.

Pioli is just the easy one to pile on. (although he has to go) this season's fuckery should be shared and owned by all not be hung solely on the shoulders of Pioli.

 

[Ash-ish]

I am not Bennacer fan but he is set up to fail. I don't understand this tactics, I really don't even if we give him Rincon's body he would have failed. His attitude has gone bad with his ACL.

 

[papaberlu]

Fact: Pioli and only Pioli decided to play Calabria and Bennacer as the midfield duo out of like 10 registered midfielders

I don't think anyone else had a hand in making that decision

 

[finnishhacker]

There was only one fraud coach in this Europa League tie, and his name wasn't De Rossi