The Rumour Commode XLV: Anno 0

[nonsonoqui]

 

[nonsonoqui]

 

[Pigeon]

oh i missed the „every day is a good day to close the deal“ reports

 

[Ashish]

aside from that he’s grown ass man and dominant in the air unlike our bums

Face of an axe murderer. Calum recommended it long time while selecting your CB.

Another Yugoslavian

 

[Congo Powers]

I eat a lot of Chinese food but don't support china.

Got figure... Come on Espana, send these racist, colonists packing, 3 or 4 - nil.

No one ever called Spain colonists

 

[Rickaka]

I’m gutted ngl

With a match fit Memphis and Frenkie this game was ours. Absolutely no creativity once Memphis went off

 

[Rickaka]

Also i can’t quite put my finger on the reason yet but Bellingham is very unlikeable

 

[papaberlu]

I’m gutted ngl

With a match fit Memphis and Frenkie this game was ours. Absolutely no creativity once Memphis went off

I thought Netherlands could've been finalists had Frenkie and Koopmeiners been healthy

Exceeded my expectations at least by reaching the semis

 

[Ashish]

So our full squad is back a week early?

 

[Massaro94]

I’d be happy for @Massaro94 and @vB9

But for the love of God no

Atm I think Spain are clear favourites. Rodri has a crazy stat of winning fames for city and Spain.

That yamal has been a revelation for me this euros. Also ruin is so smooth in midfield.

The only time they reverted to the boring old Spain was last night during second half. But I get it because they managed the game with being in front so I can't really berate em.

England need this more than Spain. Just.to have something to show for the last 8 years

 

[leaf]

Also i can’t quite put my finger on the reason yet but Bellingham is very unlikeable

He's a very arrogant cunt.
But it takes a bit of this to be as successful as he has
So you know

 

[Lorenzo99]

How would you rate a mercato with Morata, Royal, Fofana, Pavlovic, Depay and Rabiot?
It would be a great mercato for me.

 

[Massaro94]

I eat a lot of Chinese food but don't support china.

True

It's like if somebody eats a lot of cock, doesn't automatically mean they should support the french.

 

[Ashish]

Damn

 

[Massaro94]

I’m gutted ngl

With a match fit Memphis and Frenkie this game was ours. Absolutely no creativity once Memphis went off

Semi final was a good result for.this bunch imo. In sha Allah by 2026 the Dutch have more options in attack.

 

[Graeco]

True

It's like if somebody eats a lot of cock, doesn't automatically mean they should support the french.

But, on balance of probabilities, it kind of does

 

[iamditi]

Damn

I've never seen him play, but he looks big and strong in the video. I welcome him. We need a strong CB.

 

[Massaro94]

Also i can’t quite put my finger on the reason yet but Bellingham is very unlikeable

I think he's being lined up as the poster child for fifa.

Will definitely get more arrogant as time goes on

That being said with him being a local lad I say fair play for the time being

 

[Massaro94]

How would you rate a mercato with Morata, Royal, Fofana, Pavlovic, Depay and Rabiot?
It would be a great mercato for me.

Aside from royal who most on here think is fodder I'd go along with your rating.

Morata and depay are excellent purchases. Rabiot and fofana for mid is nice. And stam 2.0 for defence gives us some steel at the back.

And I expect a much improved performance under fonzi from our current crop.

Might even win the league

 

[Ashish]

I've never seen him play, but he looks big and strong in the video. I welcome him. We need a strong CB.

I just saw that video.

Look at that, thats a violent boy with long limbs. He and tomori should collect 5 reds per season. Reminds me of Thiaw for few months when we signed him.

God damn ngl I love this signing.

I need a uber aggressive DM

 

[Ashish]

Sign this unit and I am buying his jersey on debut.

 

[brk]

Defeated mentality, blame it on pioli.

There ain’t no way I’m making a comeback after this round. Just 26 points. Shameful.

 

[Ashish]

Also please dont sell Bennacer, I want this big boy to go against him on every training session.

 

[MW6]

Pavlovic has a lot of traits that reminds me of Botman.

 

[MW6]

What % would you estimate Mr. X to be Julian Alvarez?
He wants more playing time, Moncada scouted him early and I believe even went to Argentina back in the days. City has never stopped a player wanting to leave. Is he a “last-30-meters” kind of player though?

 

[Tantalis]

Atm I think Spain are clear favourites. Rodri has a crazy stat of winning fames for city and Spain.

That yamal has been a revelation for me this euros. Also ruin is so smooth in midfield.

The only time they reverted to the boring old Spain was last night during second half. But I get it because they managed the game with being in front so I can't really berate em.

England need this more than Spain. Just.to have something to show for the last 8 years

england gotta get stuck in and make it a dirty game imo

 

[leaf]

england gotta get stuck in and make it a dirty game imo

Southgate is going to love it

 

[Alo88]

You cooked

But tbf I also agree with him, I can’t stand Speed and we should do better than promote our club with him.

With that said, yes our best period came with a president that was morally questionable but doesn’t mean this is okay too…

I feel like you're being unnecessarily harsh on us in this one. I don't like it either, but you and I are not the target audience, like at all.

He's one of the most followed YouTube streamers in the whole fucking world. His followers are rather young though. Teenagers, or even younger. They are just as infantile and juvenile as him. I'm definitely too old to understand what's funny about barking at old ladies or acting like a complete and total clown. But it's what seems to be en vogue for the 12-18 years old.

Football in general has a problem: It's losing its audience. The older generations can't identify with the showbiz anymore. Football used to be about passion. About the sport. Now it's about money, and the players themselves have become brands. At the same time, the younger generations don't have the attention span anymore to watch a low-scoring sport that lasts 90 minutes. They get bored - and go watch Speed on YouTube doing stupid stuff.

This stream with Speed wearing a Milan jersey probably got us more views and PR amongst said target audience than a CL final they wouldn't even watch because it's not on their smartphones but on pay-TV. It was a clever move.

Also: Speed is especially watched and followed in America. And Zlatan, having played in MLS, is one of the more known figures from our club over there too. Of course, it had to be Zlatan and not Bennacer or Pobega to do that.

 

[Papa_midnight]

What % would you estimate Mr. X to be Julian Alvarez?
He wants more playing time, Moncada scouted him early and I believe even went to Argentina back in the days. City has never stopped a player wanting to leave. Is he a “last-30-meters” kind of player though?

Honestly,if thiaw and benny are sold 85%

 

[MW6]

Honestly,if thiaw and benny are sold 85%

I’d definitely do that trade-off!