The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[nonsonoqui]

Longo: Allegri wants Sohm from Parma

 

[grandeacm2]

Henry probably 5th
Not sure why the overrated fuck is rated so highly

Always choked in big games in Europe.

Sorry but I don't know what you're on about and what your beef against Henry is lmao.
Henry regularly scored in Europe, both in group stages(including 2nd group stage when that was a thing) and knockout phase. For example one that comes off the top of my head is the one he scored vs Real in semis in 2006.
He didn't win CL there because the other teams were better than Arsenal.
I really think he wasted his best years at Arsenal.

 

[SuperPippo]

Longo: Allegri wants Sohm from Parma

Anyone know anything about him?

 

[kevin_dk]

Allegri does not believe in sophisticated build-ups. His attacking ideas are plain and simple, give the ball to the best attacking player and have him run at them. This is why he has been begging Leao to stay.

The midfielders are just another set of CB's playing higher up the field for Allegri.

 

[sheva]

Moretto - Conte has eyes only for Suzuki as his future goalkeeper for Napoli. The problem is Parma wants 35M for the player.

Is this where RnB does a complete 180 and talks about how great a keeper he is, and how we're idiots once again for not going for him...? You know, after spending a week shitting on our mgmt for wanting him

How do you know what "RnB does"? You've been in for 10 days

 

[Bringfriends]

Anyone know anything about him?

Haven't watch him,but
1.88m = good
His career in Parma so far = not very impressive in term of games played (in a 38 games per season, I see everything below 30 games as very concerning)

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Sorry but I don't know what you're on about and what your beef against Henry is lmao.
Henry regularly scored in Europe, both in group stages(including 2nd group stage when that was a thing) and knockout phase. For example one that comes off the top of my head is the one he scored vs Real in semis in 2006.
He didn't win CL there because the other teams were better than Arsenal.
I really think he wasted his best years at Arsenal.

10 finals
1 goal one assist

That’s his record

That’s why I put him lower

He is still one of the best ever epl strikers

But I put him around 4th to 5th. He chokes in big games in europe

Overall his record in ko stages in semis and finals is poor

Maybe he scored a few in r16 and quarters I guess

 

[nonsonoqui]

Moretto - Conte has eyes only for Suzuki as his future goalkeeper for Napoli. The problem is Parma wants 35M for the player.

Is this where RnB does a complete 180 and talks about how great a keeper he is, and how we're idiots once again for not going for him...? You know, after spending a week shitting on our mgmt for wanting him

Omg is it you?

Are you him?

Is he you?

 

[sheva]

One went to Newcastle to compete with Joelinton for a starting spot

The other was hand picked by Pep to replace KDB, probably the best midfielder in the history of the premier league

Emotions aside, Reijnders is in a different league to Tonali and will be far harder to replace. If nothing else, he was our highest scorer last year

Tonali is workhorse at best/donkey at worst

Reindeer is a nonstop stallion

 

[forward]

He's moving to atletico bro...not Man City, Barca, PSG or Birmingham City or Real

Right right.
Atletico isn't a top club.

A club that has more CL finals in the last 10 years than Inter or Juve.

(And let's not even mention Milan here to save ourselves the embarassment.)

 

[Nestafan]

@Tantalis kiss my ass

 

[grandeacm2]

He played for the back to back champions in his first 2 seasons there.
They won everything in his first season and almost everything in his second season. Yesterday you were telling me about Leao`s deflected assists and stuff.
Haaland`s goal are 90% tap-ins..which seems pretty easy when your team score 100+ goals a season, has 90% possesion and has some of the best players in their positions in the team.

Also he choked and he was invisible when it mattered the most..(CL final vs inter, KO stages vs real..etc).

Aguero, Tevez, Rooney..are 10x better players and higher rated players than Haaland. Not to even mention Harry Kane

You know, lists are subject to change right?
But Halaand also scored a shitload in Germany and also for NT
You can't just disregard him. He is very good, especially for his size which means he is disadvantaged.
The season Man City signed him is also the season they finally won the CL. And he scored too against Bayern in quarters like twice or thrice.
Also scored this season against Real Madrid too and City didn't have the best season this year so I don't know why you're bringing up his performance vs Real as ''choking'' when he literally scored twice in the first game. If Halaand choked then all the City team choked before him give me a break.

And Leao? Don't even mention his name.

 

[Nevermore]

Longo: Allegri wants Sohm from Parma

CF budget - 30m
CM budget - 5m

 

[Australiano1980]

We couldn’t even get de bruyne lol

We can't have the luxury of having player we can't profit from. Times changed.

 

[grandeacm2]

Haven't watch him,but
1.88m = good
His career in Parma so far = not very impressive in term of games played (in a 38 games per season, I see everything below 30 games as very concerning)
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Serie B player

 

[grandeacm2]

He chokes in big games in europe

The records disagree with you
He was a consistent performer in big games in Europe

But whatever

 

[vB9]

 

[LemonCookies]

Tonali haters need checked in somewhere.

 

[Ryo]

Reijnders on X (farwell message to Milanisti): "It's true what RnB Forums has said... I was forced out of the club and had no choice but to make twice my earnings and play in the Champions League, in the league I dreamed of as a child"

Management haters will eat that shit up and use it as the Gospel.

 

[Curupira]

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[grandeacm2]

CorSera reports that Milan want Osimhen

Has anyone seen him at Gala this year?
I remember looking at the Galatasaraay reddit when Morata went there to see what they were saying and they were bitching about him(Osimhen) at the time

 

[Hitchens]

Omg is it you?

Are you him?

Is he you?

 

[Balo45]

Allegri is doing more old school coaching style of wanting to load up on strikers. Even if Giminez is the starter we absolutely need more options.

Also I would definitely take Kiwior from arsenal, we were linked with him before going there and he would be a great addition here

 

[Soldier_of_god]

The records disagree with you
He was a consistent performer in big games in Europe

But whatever

Just see his record in finals and semis.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

CorSera reports that Milan want Osimhen

Has anyone seen him at Gala this year?
I remember looking at the Galatasaraay reddit when Morata went there to see what they were saying and they were bitching about him(Osimhen) at the time

Yessssss please
If this happens I promise I will behave and never throw expletives at Cocklani Gypsy ibra mondonkey piece of shit for the entirety of next season.

 

[Dokoa]

Just see his record in finals and semis.

Shearer #1

 

[Balo45]

Drogba is underrated but he’s not better than Rooney btw

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Drogba is underrated but he’s not better than Rooney btw

Yea he is just much better than piglet

 

[Ludwig]

Longo: Allegri wants Sohm from Parma

Sohm is RLC but slightly better

 

[Balo45]

Yea he is just much better than piglet

I think the opposite, grew up around United fans and I think Rooney is underrated even though I don’t really like him

Dude could drop in to midfield and spray passes across the whole field while also covering tons of ground and scoring a lot