The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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I already addressed this.
I don't want wannabe leaders I want good players.
Xhaka can be a leader for Leverkusen but at AC Milan he is a nobody.
Modric will be the leader not Xhaka who nobody gives a fuck about.
Brother. GIVE NAMES. OTHER THAN MODRIC WHO DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET WHO CHECK ALL BOXES?

You can not be this dumb.
 

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Dude, Dua Lipa is not anywhere near my top 10, but if you're gonna call her ugly better come up with better alternatives than Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne lmao
You didn't even read my post did you?
I said I googled the ''most famous female singers today'', everything I saw there was not beautiful apart from Taylor whom I'm not crazy about but she is beautiful for sure. And then I added Avril to the conversation as a basis of comparison.
This is the list I saw, Avril even at 40 effortlessly mogs these hoes. And I stand by this.
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Dua Lipa is good looking imo, but nothing truly special.
Compared to, age gap aside, older pop stars like Madonna, Shakira, Gwen Stefani ... she definitely isn't playing in the same league.
But I could also come up with the likes of Pink or Billy Eilish who are truly unattractive imo.
 

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Fam......

*snip obviously cherrypicked bad photo*
Even at her worst she mogs Dua
Now here is Avril on The First Take merely 2-3 years ago
She looks like she is still in her 20s


If you put Dua and her side-by-side people would think Dua is in her 40s and Avril in her 20s
 

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Tare has signed.... wait for it..... NO ONE yet... Modric if you wanna not dance around...

But he's signed Modric.

And he's being slammed for... wait for it.... NEPOTISM???? :lol: fucking hell this place really is special.
 

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Tare has signed.... wait for it..... NO ONE yet... Modric if you wanna not dance around...

But he's signed Modric.

And he's being slammed for... wait for it.... NEPOTISM???? :lol: fucking hell this place really is special.
Probably dumping everyone first then buy
 

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Dua Lipa is good looking imo, but nothing truly special.
Compared to, age gap aside, older pop stars like Madonna, Shakira, Gwen Stefani ... she definitely isn't playing in the same league.
But I could also come up with the likes of Pink or Billy Eilish who are truly unattractive imo.
Billie Eilish is mostly unattractive because she is a bit overweight and has a terrible fashion sense.
Still looks better than Dua, but that is not very hard to achieve.
 

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makes me miss the debates about Bennacer

Someone pls tell me what these debates were...

How anyone on this planet thought anything aside from scrub from this guy is beyond me... I'm legitimately cackling that someone managed to sign 3 of the fattest/most out of shape players in the sport and 2 of the most injury prone (benny, theo and mike)
 

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World class at current Milan? Brother... Have you been watching ?
Yes I have been watching, we are in 8th place. This management is talking bullshit about taking Milan back to winning ways and then I see Xhaka being linked to Milan.
And Xhaka of all players... even if you put a gun to my head and tell me to pick an Albanian player this douche is the last Albanian player I would pick. I can't stand his personality.

And then when I see Lucca, Vlahovic, Mitrovic and other fodders we are being linked too my anger multiplies.
 

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Someone pls tell me what these debates were...

How anyone on this planet thought anything aside from scrub from this guy is beyond me... I'm legitimately cackling that someone managed to sign 3 of the fattest/most out of shape players in the sport and 2 of the most injury prone (benny, theo and mike)
Arabs
 

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Stop wasting ur time bro
Yes please stop wasting my time defending these frauds just because they are Albanian
Milan is not and should never be a charity for mediocre players whether they'd be Albanian, Serbian, Mexican, Brazilian etc.
 

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I don't care.
Whoever is World Class, which Xhaka is not.
Now stop wasting my time with your bait.
Great. So, you’ve got nothing. You can judge but can offer no real solutions. We’d be in Serie Z if patented reetards like you were in charge of a football club.
 

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