The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[patosheva]

Vlahovuc under allegri scoredd sooo much

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I absolutely REFUSE to believe that after Moncada landed Theo, Kerkez and Jiminez, that Royal was anything other than a Zlatan signing.

There is NO chance Moncada wanted Royal. None. Impossible. Does not at all fit his MO.

You will be surprised how dumb mondonkey actually is

There is a reason why he goes by that moniker

Mondonkey.

 

[LemonCookies]

Shouldn’t be spending money on Vlahovic. Can splurge next summer when we’re back in CL.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I think Vlahovic in means Gimenez out.

Cant see us having 2 super expensive strikers at the same time when we only have Serie A

Vlahovic has monstrous wages he’s not cheap by any means

Personally I’d rather go with Gimenez unless he has some off field issues we don’t know about

Why?

If we sell gimi then we either get j David or go all out on oshimen I feel

Oshimen plus Vlahovic is good

Or David play Vlahovic too

We could have just signed lukaku in 2023 itself and solved all our striker woes

He would have helped us win 2 Italian epl titles in a row

 

[Curupira]

I hope we “want” Vlahovic the same way Atletico “wants” Theo and Chelsea “wants” Maignan

 

[CDarius]

Team #NextWeek here we go

 

[Soldier_of_god]

So

Torino wants Bondo if we are going to try and get Ricci.
They are open to a loan deal.

Would be ok actually

Milan still want zinchenko to replace Theo fml

Milan ideally want 2 strikers. So if we get Vlahovic, next target would be Moise kean

Allegri feels rlc will be a key player in the new set up. Fuck me.

And also bony from Parma has signed with our ugly cousins it seems


It seems like Allegri is hell bent on recreating his 2010/11 scudetto year by packing our team with strikers lmao

Hope we get a good ball playing CM and a proper DM too. Not a 50 year old alone.


Source : trust me bro
Just kidding. Sempre Milan and Milan Milan news.it

 

[SuperP]

Prime Theo is one of my favorites players to watch, sad it had to come to this...

 

[Fusiproe12]

90% of PL defenders are a scam

I hope Zinchenko isn't our first choice

I'd be more happy with Pellegrini from Lazio

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Shouldn’t be spending money on Vlahovic. Can splurge next summer when we’re back in CL.

Ideally get j David and maybe Moise kean I guess.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

90% of PL defenders are a scam

I hope Zinchenko isn't our first choice

I'd be more happy with Pellegrini from Lazio

Can he atleast fucking defend? I would be ok with a defensive lb

 

[ymsv]

Came across a rumor AC Milan were interested in Andreas Christensen - credible?

Could be , but we are not interested of his salary surely .

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I don’t mind lindelof in defense

Leoni if he is good then sure

 

[Fusiproe12]

Can he atleast fucking defend? I would be ok with a defensive lb

Yes, seems decent at defending according to stats (more than Theo and much more than Nuno Tavares)

Also Pellegrini ended the season with 3 assists in the last 6 games

 

[P.Lorre]

So Conte wants Darwin and Musah... Two players Milanisti don't want anywhere near this club.

Yet they yearn for Conte to be our coach...

Explain

 

[Soldier_of_god]

So Conte wants Darwin and Musah... Two players Milanisti don't want anywhere near this club.

Yet they yearn for Conte to be our coach...

Explain

If conte came here and demanded those I would turn on him too. Even though I rate him highly

But he knows how to win the league and bomb out of ucl early. So I will give him that much.

 

[jiurio]

So Conte wants Darwin and Musah... Two players Milanisti don't want anywhere near this club.

Yet they yearn for Conte to be our coach...

Explain

We don’t have Conte. Conte can make them work, Allegri probaly can’t. So it makes no sense to want those players if Conte is not here right now.

 

[P.Lorre]

If conte came here and demanded those I would turn on him too. Even though I rate him highly

But he knows how to win the league and bomb out of ucl early. So I will give him that much.

I mean... Yes.

But Allegri also knows how to win the league (done it SIX times, with 2 different clubs).

Allegri actually an even better CL coach than Conte, based on history.

 

[P.Lorre]

We don’t have Conte. Conte can make them work, Allegri probaly can’t. So it makes no sense to want those players if Conte is not here right now.

You're missing the point.

If Conte was here, he'd want those 2 players. 2 players who MILANISTI themselves say are dogshit.
And would cost probably 70M+ combined.

 

[abritcemeng]

We are not the same Milan we used to be
So realistically, modric, xhaka, and guerra is a literally an Upgrade over Bennacer, RLC, and musah..

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I mean... Yes.

But Allegri also knows how to win the league (done it SIX times, with 2 different clubs).

Allegri actually an even better CL coach than Conte, based on history.

True. That’s why I am happy with max

Whatever he does I will support him.

Let’s see what happens

If he thinks Vlahovic is what we need then fuck it
Let’s go then

But I mean yea certain players we just shouldn’t buy lmao

And that Liverpool fraud and dumb Musah are 2 such players

I would be livid if we bought those 2 to Milan if conte or max doesn’t matter who was coach of milan

I know one fuckwit is already here anyway

 

[Curupira]

i know Allegri for sure fits @Cloren ’s standards that if we don’t win manager needs to at least be funny.

Allegri had some good ones when he was last here and we couldn’t win for shit, “if we don’t win this one then we will win next one”

 

[Soldier_of_god]

We are not the same Milan we used to be
So realistically, modric, xhaka, and guerra is a literally an Upgrade over Bennacer, RLC, and musah..

That is a good upgrade tbh
What is redondos son up to?

Weren’t we linked to him a while back

 

[P.Lorre]

True. That’s why I am happy with max

Whatever he does I will support him.

Let’s see what happens

If he thinks Vlahovic is what we need then fuck it
Let’s go then

I mean, I don't really want Vlahovic, but I do understand the need for two STRONG strikers to win the league. And we only have one.

I think both can play up top too, making us flexible, when needed

 

[Soldier_of_god]

i know Allegri for sure fits @Cloren ’s standards that if we don’t win manager needs to at least be funny.

Allegri had some good ones when he was last here and we couldn’t win for shit, “if we don’t win this one then we will win next one”

I am feeling good about next season tbh
I think we will win the league.

With max

 

[Ludwig]

wake me up when these rumours happen

 

[Curupira]

That is a good upgrade tbh
What is redondos son up to?

Weren’t we linked to him a while back

mls learning from the goat

 

[tonyb]

Tomori Vlahovic swap...Saying that you'd like to think we could get more for Tomori than what we'd have to pay for Vlahovic..

 

[Forza Rossoneri]

Any news about Tonali back home?

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

#Milan on #Ricci has been working for months, now it has to choose whether to sink or not and the internal evaluations are continuing, evaluations that involve everyone, from #Tare to #Allegri . Ricci remains one of the names that is being debated internally

via @FabrizioRomano | @garante_il