The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Alo88]

Sooooo… would you?

No. Fuck no. Kessie made his decision. He's dead to me.

 

[P.Lorre]

Origi, in true deadbeat fashion, did not agree to the offer he was made to rescind his contract.

Man wants the WHOLE ENCHILADA. Grazie, paolo. a real gem of move.

 

[grandeacm2]

You should've just told him he had small feet instead.

But I don't care about people's feet
If memory serves right though, I complimented him on his jacket and his El Shaarawy haircut on my previous account

 

[Curupira]

No. Fuck no. Kessie made his decision. He's dead to me.

I was leaning towards yes if he’s willing to come back for cheap but I just saw this



Gonna have to agree with you. Hair reminds me too much of that guy Theophile who pocketed Leao

 

[nonsonoqui]

Origi showing us how low he can go?

 

[grandeacm2]

Tare signing 2 brugge players without a single visit to belgium....?

maldini's legacy might be forever buried after that.

Nobody is burying Maldini's legacy, not even his own bitterness

 

[leaf]

No, you cried ''They can't possibly be size 10 ''
Enough is enough, you are hereby banished to my ignore list
I even held back on making a mom joke because I remembered you said your mother was dead and that would have been tasteless
I gave you a chance but clearly you're a bitter person and I am not wasting my time on engaging with you anymore

You're calling one of the nicest persons on this forum "a bitter person"?

 

[sheva]

Why does this forum attract so many disengenous passive-aggressive twats with no balls who twist other people's words and talk behind people's backs?
You people behave like Inter fans.

I said that I was about to make a mom joke, but then I remembered that his mother had passed away so I refrained from doing so.
Because unlike many members of this forum, I possess something called morals.

So you were going to make fun of someone's mom, and then stopped yourself only since you remembered she passed away? Without it, mock a person's mother

I.E. Possess morals

This and and math query, I seriously don't know if you're a 4chan troll or a real person

My money is on a gpt yungeddy

 

[Curupira]

Origi showing us how low he can go?

I mean he already didn’t play football for an entire season. What’s another?

 

[grandeacm2]

Yeah Leao is shit.
All he accomplished is shit.
You aren't even giving him the credit for a league awarded title....so it's really my fault for arguing with you.

Rui Costa's incredible record of 4 league goals in 124 matches....in a team with Maldini, Shevchenko, Seedorf, P!rlo etc .....
......is fucking MAGICAL yeah? Scoring in 3% of the games he played in

For context P!rlo...who played in a much deeper position had a 0.11 goals / game....fucking 3x more.
From 2001 - 2006 Rui Costa had 22 assists in the league
Rui's highest EVER assist tally in the league is less than Leao's lowest since 2021.
Rui played behind Shevchenko, Inzaghi and Tomasson
Leao played behind Giroud, a washed iBra and Gimenez
And let's not talk about Prime Rui playing behind Prime Batistuta....you'll look even more silly.
Bati left Fiorentina and pushed Roma to the scudetto when he was past his peak.

I could go on....but your bias (read "hate for") against Leao is really clear.

And Zidane had seasons with even less assists
What is your point with all this rambling?

Leao would play in Serie B back then
Deal with it

 

[grandeacm2]

passive-aggressive noises insert smiley here

passive-aggressive noises

Hit the road

 

[sheva]

He may send it to spam

That honor is reserved for Milan legends only

 

[Alo88]

Origi is at Casa Milan to terminate his contract

Jesus – Tare is entering Super Sayan mode

 

[sheva]

Isn't it on record that he was just a finance guy that was a big Milan fan.
So like most of the others he was also learning on the job.

If he lets the pros do their thing below him then that's a good step after the last few windows as you have stated.

Cautiously optimistic.

Extending the courtesy to maldini's first year as a sole decision maker and neglecting to treat furlani in the same manner coincidentally is just chef's kiss

 

[Dena]

@MilanNewsit: Beppe Riso is currently at Casa Milan

 

[nonsonoqui]

@MilanNewsit: Beppe Riso is currently at Casa Milan

I don’t even know what it means when Riso visits. He does it like every 3 hours.

 

[ymsv]

At least he left with dignity and didn’t hold the club hostage… can’t say that about many others

Do not mention names to not start managements feet size competition .

 

[Curupira]

I don’t even know what it means when Riso visits. He does it like every 3 hours.

 

[grandeacm2]

OK, so if Tare said we want to concentrate on a possession playstyle then why keep Leao?
We've seen it time and time again, Leao is especially horrible against low block teams.
He is a limited player who plays best on the counter, which is why he would be more suitable for teams like Torino than for Milan.

I just don't understand their strategy here.

 

[BreadPitt]

Origi, in true deadbeat fashion, did not agree to the offer he was made to rescind his contract.

Man wants the WHOLE ENCHILADA. Grazie, paolo. a real gem of move.

Imagine still talking about this when management can't shift Emerson that they bought just 12 months ago despite everyone knowing he's dud. At least Origi won something and was a cult hero at Liverpool. What was their reasoning for Emerson...hurr duurrr stats

 

[sheva]

Origi, in true deadbeat fashion, did not agree to the offer he was made to rescind his contract.

Man wants the WHOLE ENCHILADA. Grazie, paolo. a real gem of move.

Tbh, I was sure the contract termination thing was just Tare/furlani bringing Origi to casa Milan and saying hey, take the rest of the money and gtfo

As to (maybe) let him find a different team that will pay him an amount that will then be returned to Milan (I.e. a gentleman's agreement that if he finds a team that signs him for 500k a year, Milan will pay him 3.5m only as for Origi not to lose money until the end of his contract)

If they brought Origi and offered to pay a cent less than what he's owed? Then they're quite the dum dums and do not understand who they're dealing with

 

[Correctamundo]

post your pic serb, let rnb rate your looks

This is him I can confirm

 

[ymsv]

I mean he already didn’t play football for an entire season. What’s another?

He is giving them warning that he will leave for free next year if they do not extend his contract .

 

[ymsv]

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Caldara also . We need CB .

 

[justiface]

OK, so if Tare said we want to concentrate on a possession playstyle then why keep Leao?
We've seen it time and time again, Leao is especially horrible against low block teams.
He is a limited player who plays best on the counter, which is why he would be more suitable for teams like Torino than for Milan.

I just don't understand their strategy here.

Aren't you the guy who wants Morata to stay because "He can add depth to our midfield with his technical qualities".

Depth. To. Our. Midfield.

Hysterical.

 

[Nevermore]

So, for Morata need to convince Galatasaray
Need to convince Thiaw to accept Como
Need to convince Origi to rescind contract
I already know how it will go

 

[Wild]

He can suck my dick!

Fine..... but can he come back after that?!

 

[nonsonoqui]

So, for Morata need to convince Galatasaray
Need to convince Thiaw to accept Como
Need to convince Origi to rescind contract
I already know how it will go

Quoth the raven

 

[Massaro94]

Shes been doing brilliant work. I cant believe grown men can get so rilled up over a random chick

When i was reading commoders mentioning Stephanie, I genuinely thought she was part of the transfer management team at brugge lol

 

[LemonCookies]

It’d be amusing if Kessie comes back on a wage we likely offered him back in the day. He’s still a great player. Literally just won the biggest trophy Asia has. Apart from money, I’m not surprised he wants to play in Christendom once more.