The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[ymsv]

That's hilarious

Big beautiful medal .

 

[rossonero1]

He'll get a good amount of games when Maignan pulls a hammy grabbing for his water bottle.

 

[SuperPippo]

He'll get a good amount of games when Maignan pulls a hammy grabbing for his water bottle.

This being the only rumour today is really depressing. They need to get on with some business.

 

[Ashish]

Is this merceto where people lose their minds when Milan is not even playing.



Welcome Modric, what a champion. Few decades late though.

Good luck

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

It must be a cultural thing? Not sure. Like how kids get clowns for parties here ?

Hugely weird, problematic, even demeaning.

My mates and I once hired two little guys and used them for midget throwing at an after-party... They're heavy little fuckers.

This was maybe 15/16 years ago.

We were very woke as well. Like wide a-woke after a day or two a-woke.

Samu on speed dial woke lol.

The midgets were pretty cool all in all but refused to wear furry baby suits.

Good times....

I'm going to hell and it's all good x

 

[nonsonoqui]

My mates and I once hired two little guys and used them for midget throwing at an after-party... They're heavy little fuckers.

This was maybe 15/16 years ago.

We were very woke as well. Like wide a-woke after a day or two a-woke.

Samu on speed dial woke lol.

The midgets were pretty cool all in all but refused to wear furry baby suits.

Good times....

I'm going to hell and it's all good x

This does not surprise me my friend

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[punisher]

First "Forza Milan" at his forties.

 

[IL-Capitano]

Welcome Modric hopefully you have a stellar final season, help Milan get back on track and be a positive influence on the team pushing them forward.

Forza Milan

 

[IL-Capitano]

And Ricci of course here’s hoping you settle quickly and offer Milan stability in midfield.

Forza Milan

 

[rossonero1]

Always a good start when he doesn't say Forza Lazio like Biglia did

 

[papaberlu]

Hmmm ... first time hearing this. You an ... aubrey angel?

Didnt even tear up on Birds Dont Sing?

(This is a very restrained version of what i wanted to say obv)

Idk I played Hell Hath No Fury right after and remembered why I loved Clipse

Was nice hearing malice again but in general the sound was tired

Was really excited after so be it too

 

[Ryo]

Welcome Modric hopefully you have a stellar final season, help Milan get back on track and be a positive influence on the team pushing them forward.

Forza Milan

Let's hope that by the time he calls time, the kids will have learned all they need to learn from him.

 

[Wild]

Hello all
Apparently I hurt the feelings of some Italian origin or Italian ass kissing crybabies here, a hymie and plus one curry muncher.

And then there is the fake curry muncher fish mongrel from the Caribbean islands.

I just want to apologise to absolutely nobody.

Anyway how is my boy Tony doing? Did Italy qualify yet for WC???

We still getting Italian frauds or?

Heard jashari deal bombed lmao.

Who the fuck is the gent full back that rejected us hahahahha

New low. You cannot get any lower.

And how is a broke Turkish club able to afford Oshimen and pay in instalments.

Are we getting boniface or what?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Hello all
Apparently I hurt the feelings of some Italian origin or Italian ass kissing crybabies here, a hymie and plus one curry muncher.

And then there is the fake curry muncher fish mongrel from the Caribbean islands.

I just want to apologise to absolutely nobody.

Anyway how is my boy Tony doing? Did Italy qualify yet for WC???

We still getting Italian frauds or?

Heard jashari deal bombed lmao.

Who the fuck is the gent full back that rejected us hahahahha

New low. You cannot get any lower.

And how is a broke Turkish club able to afford Oshimen and pay in instalments.

Are we getting boniface or what?

@Mods please don't ban!!!

It's therapeutic I feel...

 

[Massaro94]

Goat has landed

 

[Pingu]

45 y/o Modric still more fit and 20x the player of BenASSer. Welcome.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Right, to be serious for a moment...

I'm seeing Jiminez and Bart being mentioned at FB quite a bit now.

I actually like Bart from his minutes under Pioli, before he was exiled. What's changed and why is he now a legit option other than a back up at FB?

Jiminez I could get more if he wasn't a massive hail Mary that reeks of hopium and desperation.

Again I like the kid and see something, but like Salad he's a swiss army knife but was younger and rougher.

A lot depends on what the actual plan is formation wise, but surely we want to offload Theo and hopefully Royale, and solidify these positions rather than risk a season with guys that "might" work out?

Now I actually don't have any names really for LB/RB but surely we should have had these positions on lock down target wise?

We tried to sell Royale and Theo in the winter. Hoped Walker might work out. But knew probably from April/May we'd need to invest at FB.

Surely these should have been two of the first positions to get sorted? Regardless of the Theo situation.

At worst we have a starting quality LB and Theo runs down his contract. At best the Theo money pays for the new LB and we just need to get a back up or believe in Bart?

What are our options transfer wise at FB? I'm actually interested in who's out there that's realistic?

Because I'm worried currently.

 

[Massaro94]

According to Daniele Longo, it was back in 2020 that Milan could have signed Caicedo for €2m when the scouting department – led by Geoffrey Moncada – recommended him to Paolo Maldini and Ricky Massara.

CM: Milan snubbed €2m Caicedo deal - now €110m Chelsea or Liverpool move beckons

AC Milan had the chance to sign Moises Caicedo three years ago in what would have been a bargain deal, and now he is heading for a nine-figure move.

sempremilan.com

Another failure from you know who

I've never seen a guy fail so much in such a short space of time.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

45 y/o Modric still more fit and 20x the player of BenASSer. Welcome.

Just fucking find a way to terminate Ben and Origi, take the L and move on!!!

 

[pippofan]

we still need a creative cam though.

The problem is that Milan isn't even looking for one, Jashiri isn't it and neither is Xhaka. Ricci is perfect for Allegri-ball, a more defensive minded Locatelli, imo.

I would have looked for a profile like Depaul or even Rabiot that are more offensive but with what we got now I can't see where our goals are coming from. Need an in top form Gimenez and outstanding seasons from both Leao and Pulisic.

 

[leaf]

Hello all
Apparently I hurt the feelings of some Italian origin or Italian ass kissing crybabies here, a hymie and plus one curry muncher.

And then there is the fake curry muncher fish mongrel from the Caribbean islands.

I just want to apologise to absolutely nobody.

Anyway how is my boy Tony doing? Did Italy qualify yet for WC???

We still getting Italian frauds or?

Heard jashari deal bombed lmao.

Who the fuck is the gent full back that rejected us hahahahha

New low. You cannot get any lower.

And how is a broke Turkish club able to afford Oshimen and pay in instalments.

Are we getting boniface or what?

Welcome back bro!

 

[rossonero1]

 

[rossonero1]

The meeting for San Siro lasted two hours: moments of tension with Sala leaving the room

(ANSA) - Closing the deal with the clubs in the next few days, bringing the resolution on the stadium sale to the council on Monday, and convening a couple of committees next week, before bringing it to the City Council for discussion. This, according to reports, is the roadmap that emerged from Mayor Giuseppe Sala's meeting with the majority group leaders, which lasted about two hours , regarding the sale of the stadium and its surrounding land to Inter Milan and AC Milan. The meeting also featured tense moments, with the mayor reportedly leaving the room .

It's not a given that the matter will be resolved by July 31st, and doubts emerged from the majority at the end of the meeting. "The logic of the stadium law was explained to us," explained Green Party group leader Tommaso Gorini , "but we don't agree with it regarding the type of greenery. In the chamber, our position will therefore remain consistent, as it has always been: that this path is not the right choice for the city."

"The meeting with the mayor was an introductory one, during which we explored various aspects of the negotiations, which are not yet concluded," explained Democratic Party group leader Beatrice Uguccioni . "As a Democratic Party party, we emphasized the need for significant benefits for the neighborhood, with adequate resources." In next week's commission meeting, "we will evaluate the proposed document, I think in a council resolution," she remarked, "and then present it to the City Council." Uguccioni then noted that "it's not the best time" to address this matter because "we are currently discussing the budget adjustment; we'll see if we can finalize everything by the end of the month. We will do everything we can to bring the documents to the council within the expected timeframe."

The Democratic Party will also present an agenda item addressing the use of the proceeds from the sale, so that the City Council can decide on investment opportunities, including sports, the neighborhood, and surrounding areas.

L'incontro per San Siro è durato due ore: momenti di tensione con Sala che lascia la stanza

(ANSA) - Chiudere l'accordo con i club nei prossimi giorni, portare la delibera sulla vendita dello stadio in giunta lunedì e convocare un paio di commissioni la prossima settimana per poi...

www.milannews.it

 

[Pigeon]

for psg futuro?

 

[The Cat]

 

[rossonero1]

Sheltered from the media attention that the operation had garnered, contacts between #Milan and #Bruges continue to narrow the gaps separating #Jashari from wearing the red and black. #Milan aims to deliver the player to #Allegri as soon as possible, as well as to make their mark in a negotiation acknowledged by the club's own executives. #Bruges seems aware that they cannot stretch the rope too far, despite their far-from-accommodating stance. The next few hours will be decisive, with the negotiation moving forward despite everything.

 

[rossonero1]

Mighty Calabria hasn't found a club yet?

 

[AndreiX]

The next few hours will be decisive

been hearing that since about 2 weeks ago

 

[finnishhacker]

Just fucking find a way to terminate Ben and Origi, take the L and move on!!!