The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[IL-Capitano]

So, we're getting Chukwueze back even though he had a good start at Fulham but perhaps if we lower the price to around 15 million instead of the 24, they might take him back. I don't want to ever see him again in a Milan jersey.

Don't know who thought that getting him was a good idea, or if they even noticed that his right foot is useless which makes him easier to defend. Did they even watch him play or went with algorithm only?

I think you answered your own question here it had to be algorithms.

Decisive eh forgive me for having doubts.

I mean this is literally everything I wanted. Everything. The keys being given to Rangnick. Serious calcio from Glasner. Zlatan being reduced to a mascot. Long-term projectivity.

It’s as if they finally fucking learned all the right lessons.

Nah that can't be true, can it? Someone wake me up before my heart gets broken into a thousand pieces again

I would rather Ibra just left. Even as a mascot he’s just irritating. We’ll see about the rest soon enough.

 

[Master Smurf]

We don't deserve to finish 8th and 5th this is sure

I was fine with Rafa's earlier statements but this one is horrible if that is a true translation.

This statement is worse than Pulisic speaking about his 'good form'

Ah well - it seems to be at its end.

 

[leaf]

Autotune so turned up you cant even tell its a duet.

Theo around the corner giving leao balloons filled with helium.

Modern music is complete shit
I think my son will be listening to ape-like grunts to the beat of a gong by the time he's a teenager
If Taylor Swift is the top artist these days then humanity is truly doomed

 

[LemonCookies]

Allegri’s a bitch. Fuck that guy.

 

[Inas]

....Official announcements should not take too long, though completing all the pieces will require at least another week.

Aha! By the week

 

[The Cat]

I can see us selling leao and going for rashford (who I like)

 

[papaberlu]

My source has been a couple of hours at Casa Milan, this is what is coming out


Our choice is now in favor of Rangnick and Glasner: a three-year project (or a 2+1 coach, it makes little difference) for a complete overhaul from the ground up. A sporting director will also arrive (Rangnick will be head of the technical area) and a head scout, plus a series of other figures who will work for them, including at youth and Futuro levels. Milan will be completely handed over to this structure, like restaurants or clubs. At the end of this construction process, Cardinale will stand aside and watch, as Ibrahimovic should. Ibrahimovic's war was (is) with Allegri; rather than being the one to lead AC Milan, Ibrahimovic can go back to his business, acting as a sort of Milan ambassador and perhaps showing up as little as possible

Announcements are expected between Friday and Monday. Of course, anything can change until the announcements are made, but this is the current position.

After the announcements, transfer market events will be considered.

The training camp at Milanello will be on Monday, July 13th, with training on the outdoor pitch like every year. It remains to be seen whether the project will be presented on that date (currently believed to be the case) or earlier.

btw if Ralf joins I’m gonna frame this post on my fridge

 

[IL-Capitano]

Modern music is complete shit
I think my son will be listening to ape-like grunts to the beat of a gong by the time he's a teenager
If Taylor Swift is the top artist these days then humanity is truly doomed

There is great music out there but this whole theory that because something sells really well it is great music, sometimes yes sometimes no.

Very often shit music has a big label pushing it into areas of mass exposure. So people believe sales via charts means it’s greater than other music again this is a myth.

It’s popular but has been pushed by a label, flooded into music stations/platforms so it becomes popular with its target audience namely teenagers who don’t know any better buy into it.

Hence the success of Swift and so many others pushed by a big label but shit music.

 

[nonsonoqui]

I can see us selling leao and going for rashford (who I like)

Brother, we don’t deserve you

 

[The Cat]

Brother, we don’t deserve you

I wouldn't mind rashford as an additional signing. Not a direct replacement for leao of course

 

[MilanBG]

Give me the Bosnian kids that were terrorizing Italy. Alajbegovic is already part of the RB structure, so Papi Ralf knows him well.

 

[Wild]

I would wipe the sweat off if i touched my wife's sweaty hand. Does that make me a bad husband?

Now imagine a stranger holly

Its not that straight forward.
If the whiper is white & the whipe from wife is black then you are racist.
Thats the golden combination right there. Its delicate & if you change anything in its elements or who whipe from whom then it will fail & no one will ever hear about it.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Bet your life savings on this.

Someone predicted this lel.

 

[pippofan]

Give me the Bosnian kids that were terrorizing Italy. Alajbegovic is already part of the RB structure, so Papi Ralf knows him well.

I hear Roma is on him, Gasperini will make him a star. The kid was very impressive against us, nobody could stop him, could be a new Kvara.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Give me the Bosnian kids that were terrorizing Italy. Alajbegovic is already part of the RB structure, so Papi Ralf knows him well.

Him and nusa

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I hear Roma is on him, Gasperini will make him a star. The kid was very impressive against us, nobody could stop him, could be a new Kvara.

Get him asap

 

[Bird]

3rd time in 10 days the Fenomeno Leao has declared that he wants to leave. Unfortunately noone wants him in their teams. I would keep him in the stands until 2028 when his contact ends so he can finally shut the fuck up

Nah, a better way to make him shut up is to sell him and then watch him get found out and realize what he lost.
He had a thing going for him at Milan but took everything for granted and barely gave a fuck to fight for it.

So long and thanks for the Scudetto.

 

[pippofan]

Get him asap

We need to wrap up Rangnik quickly to have a chance.

 

[Shevrolet]

So that fucker is not only lazy. He’s getting older. Ffs

 

[pippofan]

Leao, on top of being stupid for saying that he brought Milan where they deserve to be is also delusional if he thinks he has a future in England.

The rumoured 50/60 million offers were fake news as no EPL side has looked interested in him. Scouts from all over are not dumb, they watch his laziness, zero contributions on defense, erratic shooting, and think no way I want this guy on my club. His lack of effort may rub off negatively on his team-mates.

I was a huge Leao fan, loved his athleticism and speed that could outrun defenders, but that player no longer exists. And it's not just the striker thing, he was bad in 24/25 as well, prompting both Fonseca and Conceicao to bench him, later followed by Allegri. They can't all be wrong.

Because of his age and the spending patterns in the Turkish League, (the only offer so far), would probably net us around 30 million that assuming Rangnik comes aboard would take because Rafa is the antithesis of what Ralf wants for his club.

 

[Hugh Janus]

Thanks Ibra for getting rid of Satan.

 

[Curupira]

Scouts from all over are not dumb, they watch his laziness, zero contributions on defense, erratic shooting, and think no way I want this guy on my club. His lack of effort may rub off negatively on his team-mates.

If they were real, professional scouts, surely they would understand that this is all because Gerry fired Paul. As long as they don't fire whichever SD that signs him they should be good from all of these problems.

 

[Wild]

Leao, new interview with RTP: "I've already achieved what I wanted to achieve at #Milan.
If that were to happen, I'll leave here very happy, satisfied with having helped bring the club where it deserves to be."

sell this pussy for whatever money we can get. He's clearly twerking for a PL team

Ffs someone shut him the fuck up.
Its dumb if he is trolling but its dumber if he is serious.

 

[Alo88]

Leao, new interview with RTP: "I've already achieved what I wanted to achieve at #Milan.
If that were to happen, I'll leave here very happy, satisfied with having helped bring the club where it deserves to be."

sell this pussy for whatever money we can get. He's clearly twerking for a PL team

Okay three separate interviews (and one rap song) in one week about wanting to leave. Absent management or not, this is becoming indefensible now, c'mon Rafa. Who the fuck you think you are!?

And this last one apparently was recorded one month before the Cagliari game.

Nah sorry mate please kindly fuck off now.

 

[Wild]

My source has been a couple of hours at Casa Milan, this is what is coming out


Our choice is now in favor of Rangnick and Glasner: a three-year project (or a 2+1 coach, it makes little difference) for a complete overhaul from the ground up. A sporting director will also arrive (Rangnick will be head of the technical area) and a head scout, plus a series of other figures who will work for them, including at youth and Futuro levels. Milan will be completely handed over to this structure, like restaurants or clubs. At the end of this construction process, Cardinale will stand aside and watch, as Ibrahimovic should. Ibrahimovic's war was (is) with Allegri; rather than being the one to lead AC Milan, Ibrahimovic can go back to his business, acting as a sort of Milan ambassador and perhaps showing up as little as possible

Announcements are expected between Friday and Monday. Of course, anything can change until the announcements are made, but this is the current position.

After the announcements, transfer market events will be considered.

The training camp at Milanello will be on Monday, July 13th, with training on the outdoor pitch like every year. It remains to be seen whether the project will be presented on that date (currently believed to be the case) or earlier.

Didnt you have someone few days ago telling Rang is off?
I really hope your latest source is true.

 

[Alo88]

Give me the Bosnian kids that were terrorizing Italy. Alajbegovic is already part of the RB structure, so Papi Ralf knows him well.

This.

Sorry @The Cat but please no more prima donna egos.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

This.

Sorry @The Cat but please no more prima donna egos.

I am just glad we got glasnerini

 

[Alo88]

I hear Roma is on him, Gasperini will make him a star. The kid was very impressive against us, nobody could stop him, could be a new Kvara.

Of course, Gasperini has a good eye for these kind of talents. It also explains why he wants Jashari who Allegri snubbed all season until Modric broke down.

 

[MilanFan89]

Leao, new interview with RTP: "I've already achieved what I wanted to achieve at #Milan.
If that were to happen, I'll leave here very happy, satisfied with having helped bring the club where it deserves to be."

sell this pussy for whatever money we can get. He's clearly twerking for a PL team

Hes more stupid then i tought.
Shouldve already sold him 2 years ago when Pioli left.

 

[Alo88]

I am just glad we got glasnerini

Holding my horses until something is official. But if it happens, having a coach with a genuine track record of developing players rather than watching them rot on the bench would already be a breath of fresh air.

What I'm genuinely curious about is Napoli under Allegri. How deep will they go into the usual Allegri profiles, how much will De Laurentiis indulge him in the market, and where does that lead them in two or three years? Because we've seen this movie before. Juve lived it. We lived it. The wall is always there, waiting.

If we fully commit to the Glasner and Rangnick project, everything that comes with it, the patience, the identity, the player development, I'm convinced we overtake Allegri's Napoli within two or three years while they run headfirst into the exact same wall that hit us and Juve. The difference is we'll be building something that lasts.