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[LemonCookies]

Foden earns like triple our salary cap. He's not coming. If he does, Gerry better be gay cause he deserves apologies from you lot.

 

[Australiano1980]

Anyway, Spain are going to smoke this old man Messi. It'll be a cakewalk.

I'm out. I really don't know what Messi is capable of doing in the final.


'Green Cape', Egypt, Swiss, England... next.

 

[Ryo]

Just get Theo back



And The Audacity to reject this offer

Nobody wants fucking Theo back.
He's been past his prime for 4 seasons now.
We want to UPGRADE, not downgrade.

 

[IcyDiavolo]

Bring me Cuti man what a player

I love the guy's passion and he showed up for Argentina a few times, but he's genuinely terrible.

Guy can't time a tackle to save his life.

This made me laugh though

 

[AndreiX]

So sorry

I'm fine at like 184 but my basketball career turned from reincarnation of KAJ to point guard that can't dribble

 

[Massaro94]

I'm out. I really don't know what Messi is capable of doing in the final.


'Green Cape', Egypt, Swiss, England... next.

Man started to use his right foot at 39

The cross beat 7 players

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[Soldier_of_god]

Nicolò Zaniolo wants to join AC Milan and no longer trains with Udinese.

Zaniolo is looking for a new contract with a higher salary after Udinese bought him from Galatasaray.
Udinese is asking for 15-20M € to sell him and Milan could be interested

Enzo's opinion: a hope that has been lost in Italian football that has really picked up again this season, I don't like his mentality too much, but technically he can bring something, I think he would be in the rotation of the attacking midfielders


It’s happening

@Tantalis

I can already see it

Milan 2026/2027 champions

 

[Soldier_of_god]

It was never a debate. Ronaldo was a fantastic player but Messi at his best is the greatest player I've watched on a pitch.

Prime Ronaldinho was better than both. At his peak. At his peak even kaka is comparable.

There are many more from previous eras.

 

[sheva]

CorSport: 'Everything is on hold' - Cardinale's plan revealed as Milan worry about Pulisic

AC Milan are becoming a bit agitated regarding the future of Christian Pulisic and his contract situation, a report claims.

sempremilan.com

You know who needs to be called for a complicated contract extension

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Oooh yes I am very aware. I just had to use another striker to match oshimen’s size etc.

 

[leaf]

Foden earns like triple our salary cap. He's not coming. If he does, Gerry better be gay cause he deserves apologies from you lot.

I'd suck his dick of course (no homo)
However I would have to wait till he gets it up again because I'm sure Edubaya will finish him off before I have time to wrap my hair

 

[Soldier_of_god]

If Messi is so tough come to Serie a bro? Prove yourself.

Why did you run from epl/ Serie a in your heyday days dog.

And fail at psg lmfaooooo

And world cups lmao are a joke. You play like 7 games calm down. It shouldn’t define someone’s legacy if they fail or win in world cups especially when you play wth stacked teams.

Messi won 4 ucl. Ok

So carvajal won 5 or 6. So carvajal greater than Messi?

Football is not just titles and stats otherwise

If u base on stats fucking ozil will
Be higher than iniesta.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Foden earns like triple our salary cap. He's not coming. If he does, Gerry better be gay cause he deserves apologies from you lot.

He doesn’t deserve shit.
Win 2sxudetti then we shall talk.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I'm out. I really don't know what Messi is capable of doing in the final.


'Green Cape', Egypt, Swiss, England... next.

It’s easy when you are the most protected player, have refs helping your team and you can get a free pass to

 

[leaf]

It’s easy when you are the most protected player, have refs helping your team and you can get a free pass to

Imagine you have a "growth hormone deficiency"
Imagine how much shit they could pump you with and nobody can say shit

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Imagine you have a "growth hormone deficiency"
Imagine how much shit they could pump you with and nobody can say shit

Imagine if kaka had hgh or Ronaldinho. Peak would last 10 15 years instead of 4 or 5 years as well.

Also I always wondered if cr7 did peds. But his discipline and mentality is something I really admire. I would be lying if I thought he was clean though. But maybe? I want to believe he was natural lol I guess.

We know kaka and co were definitely not taking anything. As natural as u can be. That’s why they had injuries before 30 and never quite recovered.

 

[Fusiproe12]

Man started to use his right foot at 39

The cross beat 7 players

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Imagine getting crazy because a footballer makes a cross

He didn’t even watch if Lautaro was there lol

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Imagine getting crazy because a footballer makes a cross

He didn’t even watch if Lautaro was there lol

And the first goal is an assist ahahhahahaha

Assist my cock lmao.

That’s like saying a back pass to the goalie is an assist if he scores by fluke.

 

[Tantalis]

Nicolò Zaniolo wants to join AC Milan and no longer trains with Udinese.

Zaniolo is looking for a new contract with a higher salary after Udinese bought him from Galatasaray.
Udinese is asking for 15-20M € to sell him and Milan could be interested

Enzo's opinion: a hope that has been lost in Italian football that has really picked up again this season, I don't like his mentality too much, but technically he can bring something, I think he would be in the rotation of the attacking midfielders


It’s happening

@Tantalis

I can already see it

Milan 2026/2027 champions

 

[Tantalis]

Ofc ronaldo is sauced. They all are nowadays, some prob dont even realize they are. You really think they all just chicken broccoli and rice? Common now

Only people that are genetically hyper responders look like they are sauced. Go to your local gym and you'd be surprised how many fake nattys there are cause majority dont look it sauced at all.

You got 40 year old dads on trt. Shits everywhere now.

 

[Modrics]

Olise to madrid rumour, its time for brahim diaz going home

 

[Ludwig]

Nicolò Zaniolo wants to join AC Milan and no longer trains with Udinese.

Zaniolo is looking for a new contract with a higher salary after Udinese bought him from Galatasaray.
Udinese is asking for 15-20M € to sell him and Milan could be interested

Enzo's opinion: a hope that has been lost in Italian football that has really picked up again this season, I don't like his mentality too much, but technically he can bring something, I think he would be in the rotation of the attacking midfielders


It’s happening

@Tantalis

I can already see it

Milan 2026/2027 champions

Remember Mandzukic and Ibrahimovic's last season with us? that's what Zaniolo will do with us.

 

[finnishhacker]

Remember Mandzukic and Ibrahimovic's last season with us? that's what Zaniolo will do with us.

Well, at least he will beat up our futuro players so they can start performing

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Remember Mandzukic and Ibrahimovic's last season with us? that's what Zaniolo will do with us.

I don’t rate Italian players in general as most would know. Italian players post 2010 that is.

Too many fodders now but….. there are still some good players in Italy like a few midfielders CMs that is
Some CBs and a couple of wingbacks

And one CAM/winger in Zaniolo. He has had injuries but his performance last season has been good. I do rate him. He is talented. If he gets his mentality right, he will do good. As a sub or rotation? Why not?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Ofc ronaldo is sauced. They all are nowadays, some prob dont even realize they are. You really think they all just chicken broccoli and rice? Common now

Only people that are genetically hyper responders look like they are sauced. Go to your local gym and you'd be surprised how many fake nattys there are cause majority dont look it sauced at all.

You got 40 year old dads on trt. Shits everywhere now.

Thing is cr7 dint show any signs of using peds though. No like no noticeable side effects.

I do believe he is on sauce for sure. Possibly epo but knowing him he cares too much about his hair/skin etc. so he must have done some work for that too.

 

[Kmoney]

I'm not really following EPL or City, but a couple of years ago I'd have said fuck yes, now I wonder how City is apparently shooting for >60M when Foden wasn't even called up for the NT?

What happened?

I saw a video about it 2 days ago. Loss of form, off the field issues (family issues, probably), competition for places.

But there’s a player in there and I think h needs a change of scenery.

Both Brahim and him have a year left on their deals. Brahim would be cheaper but I think Foden is miles better

 

[doraemon]

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/zeki-celik-betrays-roma-completes-190500457.html

Perfect juventino scum material!

Another turkish betrayal? It runs in their blood i guess

 

[Kmoney]

Gerry will sign Foden when pigs start to fly. That's bs.

Estupidan sold? Thank God. Now a wingback can arrive, hopefully a starting left wb.

Still many things to solve.

Gerry just dropped €75m on a CF after missing CL qualification

 

[doraemon]

Nicolò Zaniolo wants to join AC Milan and no longer trains with Udinese.

Zaniolo is looking for a new contract with a higher salary after Udinese bought him from Galatasaray.
Udinese is asking for 15-20M € to sell him and Milan could be interested

Enzo's opinion: a hope that has been lost in Italian football that has really picked up again this season, I don't like his mentality too much, but technically he can bring something, I think he would be in the rotation of the attacking midfielders


It’s happening

@Tantalis

I can already see it

Milan 2026/2027 champions

 

[Theo D]

I saw a video about it 2 days ago. Loss of form, off the field issues (family issues, probably), competition for places.

But there’s a player in there and I think h needs a change of scenery.

Both Brahim and him have a year left on their deals. Brahim would be cheaper but I think Foden is miles better

He is not worth the gamble , it will be another Nkunku situation. We would be better off to just get Brahim for cheaper and invest the money for a proper fullback / defender or a quality striker