The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[Gennaro8]

16 days to go

 

[Master Smurf]

Does inter use steroids? Or is it the evil rubbing off on the players? Why do they all become bald lmao. Ugly ass club

Maybe we should want players that can play instead of just look fancy on the ball and worrying about height hair or how they look in a suit.

 

[Balo45]

Maybe we should want players that can play instead of just look fancy on the ball and worrying about height hair or how they look in a suit.

?? I can’t even make a joke about inter? What’s even the point anymore holy shit

 

[Master Smurf]

?? I can’t even make a joke about inter? What’s even the point anymore holy shit

You can do as you please
But if all you got is 'you ugly' - you kind of lost the argument from the start.

Can't be claiming to be the elegant sophisticated club and bringing such weak banter ....imho

 

[Balo45]

You can do as you please
But if all you got is 'you ugly' - you kind of lost the argument from the start.

Can't be claiming to be the elegant sophisticated club and bringing such weak banter ....imho

You’re looking way too into it. What argument am I losing? Being a fan is supposed to be fun, why else would any of us do this? So what if inter is better, rivalry and banter are part of the fun.

I made a simple lighthearted joke about inter having a lot of bald players, specifically because I saw Hakan. It was a dig at them, supposed to be funny. I don’t know where I claimed all this and that about Milan’s values and being elegant. If you didn’t think it was a funny joke, ok good for you. Not sure what all this extra you’re adding on is. It’s not that deep. Milan could be in serie C and id still take aim at inter.

 

[Tantalis]

?? I can’t even make a joke about inter? What’s even the point anymore holy shit

He flirts with heathenism, hes just mad you made fun of his favorite team.

 

[MilanMagic]

Does inter use steroids? Or is it the evil rubbing off on the players? Why do they all become bald lmao. Ugly ass club

Yea one of the perks of having high testosterone men instead of kid rappers . Fuck Inter though it is quite obvious they are cheating, the problem is cheating is sorta accepted in Italy.

 

[Master Smurf]

He flirts with heathenism, hes just mad you made fun of his favorite team.

Yes because your schtick is beauty over effectiveness.

But hey - he said what he wanted and I said what I wanted.
But you had to clown it up as usual.

It was a simple joke but now long defence needed to come out

 

[Tantalis]

Yes because your schtick is beauty over effectiveness.

But hey - he said what he wanted and I said what I wanted.
But you had to clown it up as usual.

It was a simple joke but now long defence needed to come out

Heathen mad. Inter bald.

 

[sheva]

Not bad. Good coaching can transform teams

Are we seeing.. Passing patterns?

 

[R.Akbar]

Should we let him play?

 

[nefremo]

Every time Torriani has been on the field over the last couple years, he has always looked thr part. Like a veteran.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Leao’s goal is to complete a PhD in Islamic studies after retiring in Saudi league to understand the prophetic investiture of mohammed and also about exegetical semiotics. In addition, the study will also focus on ontological presupposition embedded within classical scholastic discourse.

 

[SpartanMilan]

We played a friendly derby? And it wasn’t even trofeo Berlusconi?

Shut the club down please

I know you’re joking, but we played a friendly against them in Boston in 2009 and we were going to the game, and it was an unreal experience on our way back to our car, we saw a bunch of people wearing Milan shirts in front of a fancy hotel, and were there to see the team get onto the bus.

Super special moment for me getting to be like 10 feet away from those legends (Pippo got on last because he kept signing stuff for people)


(Just one of the groups of players getting on the bus, taken by my shitty flip phone camera lol)

 

[Kmoney]

Pls sell chuck and Estu and get 2 proper wingbacks my god

At least 1 for the left

 

[Kmoney]

Ceterum Censeo Estupinan must be sold immediately

 

[finnishhacker]

You’re looking way too into it. What argument am I losing? Being a fan is supposed to be fun, why else would any of us do this? So what if inter is better, rivalry and banter are part of the fun.

I made a simple lighthearted joke about inter having a lot of bald players, specifically because I saw Hakan. It was a dig at them, supposed to be funny. I don’t know where I claimed all this and that about Milan’s values and being elegant. If you didn’t think it was a funny joke, ok good for you. Not sure what all this extra you’re adding on is. It’s not that deep. Milan could be in serie C and id still take aim at inter.

Fuck inter. Even their fans should be balding

 

[asoundwave]

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[asoundwave]

I know you’re joking, but we played a friendly against them in Boston in 2009 and we were going to the game, and it was an unreal experience on our way back to our car, we saw a bunch of people wearing Milan shirts in front of a fancy hotel, and were there to see the team get onto the bus.

Super special moment for me getting to be like 10 feet away from those legends (Pippo got on last because he kept signing stuff for people)

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(Just one of the groups of players getting on the bus, taken by my shitty flip phone camera lol)

Awesome picture regardless. I was at that game also. Foxboro stadium

 

[asoundwave]

 

[asoundwave]

Ruben Loftus-Cheek manifested a display of such commanding midfield sovereignty that conventional superlatives became linguistically insufficient, his synthesis of physical domination, spatial cognition, and technical expertise rendering the opposition structurally subordinate throughout the encounter.


Christopher Nkunku exhibited an almost paradoxical amalgamation of unpredictability and calculated manipulation, repeatedly inducing structural instability within opposing defences through such refined deception that the attainment of penalties appeared less a matter of fortune than an inevitable consequence of his cerebral offensive architecture.

Wow professor soldier not bad, not bad at all

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I know you’re joking, but we played a friendly against them in Boston in 2009 and we were going to the game, and it was an unreal experience on our way back to our car, we saw a bunch of people wearing Milan shirts in front of a fancy hotel, and were there to see the team get onto the bus.

Super special moment for me getting to be like 10 feet away from those legends (Pippo got on last because he kept signing stuff for people)

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(Just one of the groups of players getting on the bus, taken by my shitty flip phone camera lol)

My dream is to one day meet our 74 mil star goncalo ramos and the star LWB aka Lb in Estupinan

 

[milanator]

How do we feel about Pavlovic so far. I mean he has more credit than Tomori from last season, but at the same time has looked really poor in preseason, one could make an argument that he has been the worst CB so far.
I would on one hand like to keep him, but I feel like we could really regret not cashing in on him now.

 

[Hitchens]

?? I can’t even make a joke about inter? What’s even the point anymore holy shit

So low of you to make fun of Inters players.

 

[bullard]

It’s completely pointless to keep making these side-by-side comparisons. Grimaldo simply was NOT available FOR MILAN. Because Grimaldo was determined to go to Spain.

Yeah, I only mentioned Grimaldo because in that LWB position, that was the best deal so far in this summer, he wasn't even linked with us. But there are like a dozen players, who are available for us, and better than Estupinan. Someone of the caliber like Athekame for example, coming for 10mil from swiss league, who is not a world beater, but can at least be mediocre, average on the pitch. Estupinan outside of the derby, in every match was in the top3 worst players on the pitch. Even Emerson Royale was better than Estupinan, and that says a lot.

 

[kakajd]

How do we feel about Pavlovic so far. I mean he has more credit than Tomori from last season, but at the same time has looked really poor in preseason, one could make an argument that he has been the worst CB so far.
I would on one hand like to keep him, but I feel like we could really regret not cashing in on him now.

none of the cbs are fit for a back 3

pique
Pau Cubarsí
Rúben Dias

its these types who are less defensive that make those formations work

tomori
pavlovic
gabbia
winter

they do not fit that game plan at all

in the entire team, modric and mike fit that style.

no one else does....

and here we are with a manager that insists on it, a board that doesn't understand what the players styles are , and a broken system that will now be forced in them

but who knows

individual performances can win games

milan does have enough better players vs almost all serie a sides to win

but against top 6 teams

probably a real struggle

 

[Hitchens]

This Osorio guy seems very interesting.

 

[punisher]

This Osorio guy seems very interesting.

Ok what are we waiting for?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

?? I can’t even make a joke about inter? What’s even the point anymore holy shit

It’s quite despicable of you to resort to throwing expletives at inter.

Ban worthy offence.

 

[brk]

This Osorio guy seems very interesting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ACMilan/s/0iD65VX2EU

We were interested in him three four years ago too.