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Paolo Maldini quit his Italy post to rejoin Milan (along with Pirlo) once Gerald defaults on the club because he paid for too many helicopter rentals.

This is what happens when everyone shows positivity toward the club and boost posts 25 pages a day before the season begins.
Pingu doing a better sales pitch for the faith than high Septon Tantalis :head:

 
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So, Soule for Nkunku rumours... Tier 1 shit or bullshit shit?

Where dem Wingback rumours at also????!!!
 

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Yeah, last season. Hasn't been as good recently, saw a couple of goals that he gave up at Bologna so not as high on him now. Saw that Juve paid 20 million for him and that's not a lot in today's market where the top ones require 40.
You got any stories about cesare?

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I've not paid too much attention to you to get a proper read on you yet.

also… believe me when I say this


you’ll have PLENTY of me to pay attention to in the near future
You gots some weird flirting tekkers like...

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For clarity, we're not enemies just now...

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You’re not going to die today

it will be slow and painful
 
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Pingu doing a better sales pitch for the faith than high Septon Tantalis :head:


Im not a salesman. I am a man of goodness and truth. You are a heathen that tries to compare good and noble men. Shame on you for your blasphemy
 
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or its shut down
 
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How convenient.

Furlani sat above Tare in the hierarchy, and was such a stingy finance guy. What was the financial angle on letting Tare splurge on a player on a declining trajectory?

In all likelihood it was a team effort, and the final nail in the coffin in Furlani's infamous Milan career. Cried himself to having Maldini sacked only to shit his diapers for three years straight, with one bad decision following the last.
I understand it's tempting to paint Furlani as a holistically incompetent, power-hungry midget who ruined everything he touched in this club

In reality, he appointed Tare only a month before the purchase of Nkunku. Furlani approved a 35m Jashari, and Tare wanted to sink the blow on another 40m purchase of Nkunku, including significantly high wages.
Furlani could've vetoed it, but opted not to since, I don't know, Tare was the acting SD of the club which comes with responsibilities (for positive results) and repercussions (for bad ones). After two years of 'consortiums', management opted for a classic structure of an SD. So, whatever the SD wants, management will approve, especially as Tare proved himself to be a good seller- important metric when you take high risk high rewards purchases.

What's more probable, Furlani wanting 80m long-term purchases in a week, or simply backing Tare for his decisions? Is this really what a finance guy would go for?
The 'financial angle' was stupid, evidently so as we see now, it was about not cucking on hindering your SD's decisions.
Guy can't win anything with this fanbase.
 
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10 pages

let’s call it 30 active members

10 per member

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I understand it's tempting to paint Furlani as a holistically incompetent, power-hungry midget who ruined everything he touched in this club
Hes literally is that. Hes gollum. No need for paragraphs defending his heresy for the memes you phony.
 
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Funnily enough, people here always argue why we can't sell player X because "noone else wants him".
Who else besides Milan wanted Nkunku to warrant a 35M transfer fee AND top 1 highest wages at the club?

It should have been a loan with option to buy. :proud:
What club currently wants dear superstar with anything other than 'loan with option to buy'?

This is a recursive argument if I've ever seen one.
 
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I understand it's tempting to paint Furlani as a holistically incompetent, power-hungry midget who ruined everything he touched in this club

In reality, he appointed Tare only a month before the purchase of Nkunku. Furlani approved a 35m Jashari, and Tare wanted to sink the blow on another 40m purchase of Nkunku, including significantly high wages.
Furlani could've vetoed it, but opted not to since, I don't know, Tare was the acting SD of the club which comes with responsibilities (for positive results) and repercussions (for bad ones). After two years of 'consortiums', management opted for a classic structure of an SD. So, whatever the SD wants, management will approve, especially as Tare proved himself to be a good seller- important metric when you take high risk high rewards purchases.

What's more probable, Furlani wanting 80m long-term purchases in a week, or simply backing Tare for his decisions? Is this really what a finance guy would go for?
The 'financial angle' was stupid, evidently so as we see now, it was about not cucking on hindering your SD's decisions.
Guy can't win anything with this fanbase.
I bet Furlani knows the ins and outs of product, GPs, retros and overheads.

Ya?
 
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What club currently wants dear superstar with anything other than 'loan with option to buy'?

This is a recursive argument if I've ever seen one.
I know you have both a reading problem and a comprehension problem, but you did learn how to use AI. :thumbsup:

Now give the AI my original post and your reply, and ask it to explain why you are an idiot. :proud: :star:
 
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I bet Furlani knows the ins and outs of product, GPs, retros and overheads.

Yah?
He knows how to guide innocent men to shelobs lair, to betray them and steal their most valuable possessions.
 
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let’s call it 30 active members

10 per member

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also… believe me when I say this


you’ll have PLENTY of me to pay attention to in the near future

^ you all saw it

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You’re not going to die today

it will be slow and painful
Not sure I deserve all this personal attention, but ok.

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I find artificial boost posting to be crass

Save that shit for when something happens or is worth talking about got me scrolling through some nonsense
 
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I find artificial boost posting to be crass

Save that shit for when something happens or is worth talking about got me scrolling through some nonsense
When you see unreasonably large increase in pages, always check if something real is happening elsewhere or go to last page first

Come on bro, act like you know how to commode
 
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You got any stories about cesare?

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Not really, played CB exclusively and was pretty quiet on the pitch. When he coached Italy acted very agitated on the sidelines and some Italian comics made fun of him, one impersonator whose name escapes me now made a career by portraying him as a goofy, uncertain person, with many ums in his dialogue.

As Italy manager was the toughest on Paolo than he was at the other players because didn't want to show favoritism and at times you would see the two arguing. A very good player, boring personality, probably strict with his son, but not nearly as handsome or talented as Paolo.
 
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Just get sam interested in commenting about something and he'll write the next 20 pages himself in one post.
 
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