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Hitchens

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What an absolute circus this seems like. Three weeks to change half the team, while announcing beforehand that we're selling players? How will that affect sales, and how will that affect our ability to sign players without getting fleeced?

Seems completely devoid of strategy. Just change as you go, revamp the entire team. New clowns will take time to adjust, and then the coach get fired and said clowns are an ill fit for the next coach.

Rinse and repeat. If they actually stand by Amorim and give him time it's smart to build a team in his image, but will he get time?

The wheel of pain keeps spinning.
 
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Hopefully we can offload nkunku without a loss. What a disaster big name signing. Personally not willing to take a chance on him performing well this year. If we can recoup most of what we bought him for that would be great.
 
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Man be serious
May be he is the one who in his second season, displayed video of Tomori and expressing he never get tired of watching this video in question of Fikayo talking about food in italy....etc😑
 

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What an absolute circus this seems like. Three weeks to change half the team, while announcing beforehand that we're selling players? How will that affect sales, and how will that affect our ability to sign players without getting fleeced?

Seems completely devoid of strategy. Just change as you go, revamp the entire team. New clowns will take time to adjust, and then the coach get fired and said clowns are an ill fit for the next coach.

Rinse and repeat. If they actually stand by Amorim and give him time it's smart to build a team in his image, but will he get time?

The wheel of pain keeps spinning.
It’s ham-fisted for sure, but if the upshot is the cleansing of fodder and the arrival of functional players whatever, I’ll make peace with it.

I am not super optimistic for the season though.
 
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It’s ham-fisted for sure, but if the upshot is the cleansing of fodder and the arrival of functional players whatever, I’ll make peace with it.

I am not super optimistic for the season though.
Mark my words

this will be the most entertaining the forum that you’ll have had in YEARS
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Sounds familiar.

So the next phase will be “losing the dressing room”.

Again, Amorim is definitely not panicking.

Last week it was "no one wants to leave because Amorim brought new energy to the group"...


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What an absolute circus this seems like. Three weeks to change half the team, while announcing beforehand that we're selling players? How will that affect sales, and how will that affect our ability to sign players without getting fleeced?

Seems completely devoid of strategy. Just change as you go, revamp the entire team. New clowns will take time to adjust, and then the coach get fired and said clowns are an ill fit for the next coach.

Rinse and repeat. If they actually stand by Amorim and give him time it's smart to build a team in his image, but will he get time?

The wheel of pain keeps spinning.
Impulsive

optimist??????
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nefremo

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So Gerald said he'll buy whoever Amorim wants, regardless of departures???
Let's gooo!
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Milan has decided: Fikayo Tomori will not be part of the squad for the upcoming matches and is not expected in the group of those called up for the Ferragosto match against United. Fikayo has also spoken with Amorim in these hours.

The decision is obviously explained by market reasons.


 
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Call bullshit on this.
Mike hasn't even returned from his vacation yet, how could he dislike someone he has never even met?

There are a lot of #TrustMeBro rumours being posted right now. I think before throwing random shit in here, people should at least take 30 seconds to check whether there's a half-decent source behind it or if some random dude on Twitter just pulled it out of his ass.

Stuff like this:



This man has nine lives


I mean no shit Sherlock. Shit player on high wages is difficult to move. Breaking! Breaking!

Or this:



Put a "soon" and "green checkbox" emoji and every opinion becomes a breaking news. What a time to be alive!

And this:

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Sounds familiar.

So the next phase will be “losing the dressing room”.

Again, Amorim is definitely not panicking.

Where do I even start with this...

:Alwot:
 
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So Amorim wants six new players. And there are about ten to sell. All this needs to happen in less than three weeks. Things are about to get interesting!
 
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Still early doors; but is the idea to have Saelemaekers as the starting wing-back on the left ... and Chukwueze as the starting wing-back on the right?

Feels like a weird move, but I'm curious as it's seems unorthodox.
 

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There are a lot of #TrustMeBro rumours being posted right now. I think before throwing random shit in here, people should at least take 30 seconds to check whether there's a half-decent source behind it or if some random dude on Twitter just pulled it out of his ass.

Stuff like this:



I mean no shit Sherlock. Shit player on high wages is difficult to move. Breaking! Breaking!

Or this:



Put a "soon" and "green checkbox" emoji and every opinion becomes a breaking news. What a time to be alive!

And this:



Where do I even start with this...

:Alwot:
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But
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"some players will be sold, some loaned, and some bought"

Journos know the inner machinations of Amorim's mind now?

Let me show you how it's done:

🚨👀 Several English clubs are monitoring Tomoris situation closely, but no official bid has been submitted. Evolving situation. Something might happen in the next few hours.

🇸🇦 🚨 A club from Saudi Arabia has shown interest in Nkunku and is willing to make an offer, but the player is not keen on a move. Next few hours could be crucial.

Voilà, I'm a Twitter insider now. Feel free to quote me.
 
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Your history? You have been spamming that as a forum personality ever since Maldo got kicked out like an intern.

But I'm glad you came to your senses.
 
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Is Mike fucking 5???!!!!

Wtf is this shit - coaches come and go, they usually move with the manager.
The man is starting NT keeper for a top side and can only perform when he has certain individual coaches????!

That undercuts any leader, alpha whatever else people wanted to attribute to this guy.
MM16 Eagle keaaow asshole
 

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Let me show you how it's done:

🚨👀 Several English clubs are monitoring Tomoris situation closely, but no official bid has been submitted. Evolving situation. Something might happen in the next few hours.

🇸🇦 🚨 A club from Saudi Arabia has shown interest in Nkunku and is willing to make an offer, but the player is not keen on a move. Next few hours could be crucial.

Voilà, I'm a Twitter insider now. Feel free to quote me.
Give this man green letters.
 
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