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Did these fucks sign anyone?! :proud:
They're trying

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When you calm down and think about it, I can't help but feel like we fans are a bit impatient. We talking about a complete restructuring and overhaul of a system, appointing a Technical Director in the mold of Rangnick who's under contract, appointing a CEO and a Coach. I mean this isn't something you do in a week or two. There are soooo many things to sort out - contracts, structures to agree to, systems to plan, manpower needed and financial implications etc etc.
 
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Not every slight is race related but the system I'm referencing is so entrenched that we like or condone all those archetypes and only accept the others ethnic groups in one aspect (organised crime). If the story is portrayed about a minority then it always had a white sympathetic lead.

It was so bad that it helped spawn DEI which obviously went way overboard in correcting and has now been wiped out so any gains have been minimal.

Tangentially - there is this guy on IG doing a theme about Asians being not shown as winners in football tournaments. Its funny and I dont know if its edited but he said it was a conspiracy posed to him so he checked it out and every time they show players going for their medals (winner or runner-up) or lifting the trophy when they get to a person that is Asian the camera does a wide crowd shot. The only footage he found was when Son lifted the trophy because he was captain and that is the first lift and thus had to be captured :lol:
I never said that every slight is race related but ppl chimp out (ironically) when it's mentioned as one of the causative factors.
Then they proceed to act like it's all I spoke about when in reality I listed 10 causative factors and race wasn't one of them.
Just checking :o

I agree with the rest.
Although if you asked a woman if she wanted to be captured by a pirate and you showed her Johnny Depp she might be in to it.
If you showed her the guy who took Captain Phillips boat.....
 

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I never said that every slight is race related but ppl chimp out (ironically) when it's mentioned as one of the causative factors.
Then they proceed to act like it's all I spoke about when in reality I listed 10 causative factors and race wasn't one of them.
Just checking :o

I agree with the rest.
Although if you asked a woman if she wanted to be captured by a pirate and you showed her Johnny Depp she might be in to it.
If you showed her the guy who took Captain Phillips boat.....
She may answer that question to Johnny and Raheem differently 🥱
 

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The Milan "tanti auguri" wishes? I appreciate them, but at this point in my career, I feel like a ‘happy birthday’ or a ‘feliz cumpleaños’ would represent me better.

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putting his jersey number on street wear is pure cringe
 
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How did it feel to get banned after trying to snitch on me?
Seems like snitch bitches do get stitches after all 😍
Did you leave R&B and then get banned there too? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Mind your business homo
Huh? I got banned because I told some other guy that Glasner would fuck his mom. My ban was warranted. I guess @nonsonoqui is cool with you calling me names, though. Whatever. I really don’t care.
 
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Huh? I got banned because I told some other guy that Glasner would fuck his mom. My ban was warranted. I guess @nonsonoqui is cool with you calling me names, though. Whatever. I really don’t care.
I'm sure you don't babygirl 😘😘😘
 
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Great news to hear that Ralf is back on the menu.

We will likely not win anything next season, but it will be nice to have an actual direction.
 
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It was Massimo Calvelli who first proposed Rangnick and who strongly advocated for Glasner.

He was also consistently against Ramón Planes and Mauricio Pochettino.

Ibrahimovic is today excluded from the decisions.

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When you calm down and think about it, I can't help but feel like we fans are a bit impatient. We talking about a complete restructuring and overhaul of a system, appointing a Technical Director in the mold of Rangnick who's under contract, appointing a CEO and a Coach. I mean this isn't something you do in a week or two. There are soooo many things to sort out - contracts, structures to agree to, systems to plan, manpower needed and financial implications etc etc.
You may be right--but this impatience is a byproduct of their choices.

It's like when Gerry said that if the same team wins over and over again, that that league gets boring. Was he right? He (largely) was. The problem is, when you're the owner of a team that should be winning, and you haven't won, no one wants to hear that from you--particularly your customers, also known as fans.

Combined with how they fired Allegri, Furlani, and Moncada or how publicly they courted Iraola (in particular), Poch, Jaissle, and others in a seemingly scattershot way: it looks like they don't know what they're doing. Maybe Calvelli has done things in a way that is normal, or even, in a breathtakingly professional way by the standards of the industry? The problem is that their previous record prevents them from getting credit for that--and that's assuming the best case scenario for them.

They have earned the skepticism, they have earned the poisonous reception their choices get, and they have shown incompetence in new ways every season. The worst part is that some of the worst and most absurd sounding rumors about them have turned out to be true.

They can quiet fans down with some transfers, with the allure of a new appointment, that gives people hope. Glasner, Rangnick, etc are but temporary salves to open wounds.

Firing Furlani, or buying a bunch of players after selling Tonali, throwing unpopular players to the wolves through leaks, these also buy them time.

But they do not enjoy the benefit-of-the-doubt because they've failed the last few years. They waffled on Lopetegui, hired Fonseca, fired Fonseca clumsily, hired Conceicao at a terrible time, spent hundreds of millions on new players and the vast majority of them have failed, all while telling all of Italy that they don't understand how to be successful.

If we start seeing Gerry lifting CL trophies and holding new Milan kits with a Scudetto badge on them, then this period will be a quaint anecdote akin to Sir Alex's first few seasons with Man Utd--but until that point, they have earned every bit of ire and incredulity from the fans.
 
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Yup why the fuck is he not allowed to be proud of his ancestors?
Haaland is also the better example to young footballers
His ancestors got their ass whooped plenty of times. Even ummayud made them cry for mercy.
 

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all these interviews only to get one offer from gala🥀💔


Maybe maybe if you perform well with Milan you might actually get a proper offer?
Who would have thought.
 
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You may be right--but this impatience is a byproduct of their choices.

It's like when Gerry said that if the same team wins over and over again, that that league gets boring. Was he right? He (largely) was. The problem is, when you're the owner of a team that should be winning, and you haven't won, no one wants to hear that from you--particularly your customers, also known as fans.

Combined with how they fired Allegri, Furlani, and Moncada or how publicly they courted Iraola (in particular), Poch, Jaissle, and others in a seemingly scattershot way: it looks like they don't know what they're doing. Maybe Calvelli has done things in a way that is normal, or even, in a breathtakingly professional way by the standards of the industry? The problem is that their previous record prevents them from getting credit for that--and that's assuming the best case scenario for them.

They have earned the skepticism, they have earned the poisonous reception their choices get, and they have shown incompetence in new ways every season. The worst part is that some of the worst and most absurd sounding rumors about them have turned out to be true.

They can quiet fans down with some transfers, with the allure of a new appointment, that gives people hope. Glasner, Rangnick, etc are but temporary salves to open wounds.

Firing Furlani, or buying a bunch of players after selling Tonali, throwing unpopular players to the wolves through leaks, these also buy them time.

But they do not enjoy the benefit-of-the-doubt because they've failed the last few years. They waffled on Lopetegui, hired Fonseca, fired Fonseca clumsily, hired Conceicao at a terrible time, spent hundreds of millions on new players and the vast majority of them have failed, all while telling all of Italy that they don't understand how to be successful.

If we start seeing Gerry lifting CL trophies and holding new Milan kits with a Scudetto badge on them, then this period will be a quaint anecdote akin to Sir Alex's first few seasons with Man Utd--but until that point, they have earned every bit of ire and incredulity from the fans.
To an extent yes. Winning over and over again can make the league appear boring. Competition aspect would be lacking.

But Bayern and psg are doing just fine in their crappy leagues despite lack of competition. Although in psg’s case you can probably thank their owner for paying off bribes, match officials and the board given all the allegations against them.

Winning is the only thing that matters. Win and dominate and the money will follow.

That’s why performances vs big teams in ucl matter more overall to raise Milan’s brand awareness.
 
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To an extent yes. Winning over and over again can make the league appear boring. Competition aspect would be lacking.

But Bayern and psg are doing just fine in their crappy leagues despite lack of competition. Although in psg’s case you can probably thank their owner for paying off bribes, match officials and the board given all the allegations against them.

Winning is the only thing that matters. Win and dominate and the money will follow.

That’s why performances vs big teams in ucl matter more overall to raise Milan’s brand awareness.
There's a difference between what an individual club needs and what a league needs.

For Milan or any individual club? Yes, winning is all that matters, but when it comes to raising the profile of a league, if one team wins over and over again, it stunts the growth of that league, and subsequently it stunts the growth of Bayern. PSG is state-backed, none of its revenues are organic, Ligue 1 could collapse and they'd be fine.

The Bundesliga should be a much bigger league than it is. It has great stadiums, amazing fans, top-tier production, lots of attack but there is little jeopardy. Everyone expects Bayern to win.

There's more to it than just competition though, I think you need stars to bring attention to your games, and the transfer fees is part-and-parcel to attracting eyeballs to your league.

But you also need rivalries. The NBA was on the downswing until Magic and Bird came into the NBA--the subtext (to put it lightly) of those rivalries mixed with the teams they played for led to a massive spike in interest in the NBA which Jordan came in and exploded even further.

Rivalries, though, is what fuels any sport. Women's basketball was supercharged with similar dynamics to the NBA with Magic and Bird, with Clark and Reese. Reese isn't at the same level as Clark, otherwise, they would have a massive hit, but they needed that.

I agree with you completely, the way to raise the profile of Milan is in the CL, that's why PSG is growing, more than having stars, or big transfer fees, or any of that. If Marseille, Lyon, and Lille started spending money like that, and winning in Europe? Ligue 1 would grow. Any league would.

Milan needs to win to expand the brand, but absent that, it needs to be in the CL at the very least, which Redbird have failed twice-in-a-row.
 
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The Italy international remains one of Milan’s dream targets this summer and, as TEAMtalk has previously revealed, a return to the Rossoneri remains Tonali’s preferred option should he leave Newcastle.

However, sources have told TEAMtalk that the ongoing delay in appointing both a sporting director and a new head coach is causing concern among those close to the player.


 
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On June 23 there will be elections for the president of FIGC that will replace Gravina between Giovanni Malago`, 67, and Giancarlo Abete, 75. The last one was already president from 2007 and 2014 is now in charge of the amateur ranks.

Of the two Malago` is the heavy favorite and seems to be the most progressive as far as reforms concerning building new stadiums and improving the youth system. Supposedly wants Guardiola to coach Italy but I doubt if that's doable.

Previously favored Allegri but now Mancini is also in the mix, while a few prefer Silvio Baldini, the Under 21 coach. He plays a 4-3-3 and is attacking-minded that would obviously ultilize more young players than currently. I would actually choose him even though he lacks experience with the big boys but at the end of the day Mancini will probably be the chosen one.

Italy's beuraucracy is a labyrint that is tough to escape and a hierarchy hard to define. In calcio we have the minister of sports, the Federation, the League with its own president that we often see on the stands, and the Olympic Committee, which is where Malago` comes from, all having a say in the running of Serie A. It almost mirrors the Milan confusing chain of command under RedBird.
 
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On June 23 there will be elections for the president of FIGC that will replace Gravina between Giovanni Malago`, 67, and Giancarlo Abete, 75. The last one was already president from 2007 and 2014 is now in charge of the amateur ranks.

Of the two Malago` is the favorite and seems to be the most progressive as far as reforms concerning building new stadiums and improving the youth system. Supposedly wants Guardiola to coach Italy but I doubt if that's doable.

Previously favored Allegri but now Mancini is also in the mix, but a few prefer Silvio Baldini, the Under 21 coach. He plays a 4-3-3 and is attacking-minded that would obviously ultilize more young players than currently. I would actually choose him even though he lacks experience with the big boys but at the end of the day Mancini will probably be the chosen one.

Italy's beuraucracy is a labyrint that is tough to escape and a hierarchy hard to define. In calcio we have the minister of sports, the Federation, the League with its own president that we often see on the stands, and the Olympic Committee, which is where Malago` comes from, all having a say in the running of Serie A. It almost mirrors the Milan confusing chain of command under RedBird.
It’s being reported that Mancini will likely return as coach.
 
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Maybe like 7-8 times a day. Silvio would be proud. :lol:

Kevin Prince #Boateng: “My relationship with Melissa Satta was pure madness. We made love at least 7-8 times a week and I wouldn't let my body rest. When I stepped onto the field, my legs no longer had any strength. I had put football, money, everything on the back burner. When you're with a famous and beautiful woman, sometimes you forget you're a professional athlete. While Milan expected trophies from me, I was burning up my energy in the bedroom…”

 
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Maybe like 7-8 times a day. Silvio would be proud. :lol:

Kevin Prince #Boateng: “My relationship with Melissa Satta was pure madness. We made love at least 7-8 times a week and I wouldn't let my body rest. When I stepped onto the field, my legs no longer had any strength. I had put football, money, everything on the back burner. When you're with a famous and beautiful woman, sometimes you forget you're a professional athlete. While Milan expected trophies from me, I was burning up my energy in the bedroom…”


7-8 time a week is called pure madness? Ok
 
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Ahem, just to clear this up, he didn’t get banned for snitching. Snitches get stitches but not bans.
When in doubt always blame?
That’s right.
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Maybe like 7-8 times a day. Silvio would be proud. :lol:

Kevin Prince #Boateng: “My relationship with Melissa Satta was pure madness. We made love at least 7-8 times a week and I wouldn't let my body rest. When I stepped onto the field, my legs no longer had any strength. I had put football, money, everything on the back burner. When you're with a famous and beautiful woman, sometimes you forget you're a professional athlete. While Milan expected trophies from me, I was burning up my energy in the bedroom…”


She was the goat. I don’t really find Italian women attractive but Satta was the best by far.
 
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There's a difference between what an individual club needs and what a league needs.

For Milan or any individual club? Yes, winning is all that matters, but when it comes to raising the profile of a league, if one team wins over and over again, it stunts the growth of that league, and subsequently it stunts the growth of Bayern. PSG is state-backed, none of its revenues are organic, Ligue 1 could collapse and they'd be fine.

The Bundesliga should be a much bigger league than it is. It has great stadiums, amazing fans, top-tier production, lots of attack but there is little jeopardy. Everyone expects Bayern to win.

There's more to it than just competition though, I think you need stars to bring attention to your games, and the transfer fees is part-and-parcel to attracting eyeballs to your league.

But you also need rivalries. The NBA was on the downswing until Magic and Bird came into the NBA--the subtext (to put it lightly) of those rivalries mixed with the teams they played for led to a massive spike in interest in the NBA which Jordan came in and exploded even further.

Rivalries, though, is what fuels any sport. Women's basketball was supercharged with similar dynamics to the NBA with Magic and Bird, with Clark and Reese. Reese isn't at the same level as Clark, otherwise, they would have a massive hit, but they needed that.

I agree with you completely, the way to raise the profile of Milan is in the CL, that's why PSG is growing, more than having stars, or big transfer fees, or any of that. If Marseille, Lyon, and Lille started spending money like that, and winning in Europe? Ligue 1 would grow. Any league would.

Milan needs to win to expand the brand, but absent that, it needs to be in the CL at the very least, which Redbird have failed twice-in-a-row.
Agreed with everything.
We need the league to be competitive

7 sisters. That’s what we are about.

Market the league. No matter what anyone says, I have seen more than enough, serie a is the most physical league. Highest contact when it comes to upper body duels. Serie a has to market their brand in such a way.

We need our competitors to be very strong however they must always be a tier below us. City dominated the league for what? 6 seasons straight? People still tuned in.

Rivalries are important and yes buying top players. Popular players. Popular and world class especially. You need to have both.

Nobody tunes in to watch psg in their domestic league. They need rivalries in their league competition. The top teams must be able to poach the elite stars.
EPL is succeeded cause of the combination of everything mentioned above. They have storied rivalries. Most top teams have stars. The league is very competitive. They play attractive football and they perform well in Europe.
 
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