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The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

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You mean the imaginary doors which you hallucinated because Gerry said "Leao is leaving and Nkunku is staying?" :proud: :thumbsup:

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Why bring Gerald into it

Just quote Rafa
 

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So, it seems we have cast aside the largely fruitless policy of spending 40-50 m on 2 players rather than 1.

The fact it’s happening now suggests that the previous incumbents installed that as an ethos.
 
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This was a great day on RnB.

Hopefully one more good signing to go.
 
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Did we wonscudetto with foreign players past years?
Inter and Juventus are buying best players from Seria A and later the win scudetto.
We have won once with Excel Data in Twenties.

Redshit Orphans came back.

OK, Forum is alive.
Inter winning Scudetto has nothing to do with any 'Italian talent' unless we count FIGC in their pocket and the CEO is a talent (he is Italian, at least).
 
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MODERATORS CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

For us using the DARK THEME, when are you going to fix the color/brightness of the match scores?
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Literally never heard of this dude and internally I feel like we signed Haaland
I never did either.
But his highlights is fuck you in the face good :lol:
 
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I'm not racist but when I see a pretty white girl with an athletic black guy, first I get jealous, and then I wonder: "she must love the big black dycks."
Starting a sentence with "I'm not racist but...." is exactly like starting a sentence with "I'm not gay but..."
 
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I'm not racist but when I see a pretty white girl with an athletic black guy, first I get jealous, and then I wonder: "she must love the big black dycks."
Girls go for the money, period.
 
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I have real issue with Salad. What does he contribute? He runs around, and then what? He brings next to nothing in the attacking phase. Braindead the moment he approaches the final third. Very frustrating player.
He's a good player, versatile, technically great, can adapt to different positions/requests. He's all-rounder, nothing specific prevails, but I think his intelligence and technical level will do just great for quick combinations in Amorim's system. If not for starter, worthy to keep as a rotation player.
 
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@pippofan, we need another novella tomorrow to secure more incoming/outgoing transfers.
I think we now need to concentrate on our club and the next moves that we're planning to make. The novellas are fine when the mercato is dead.

I write them at times as a mental exercize to check if I can still remember long ago episodes, stuff that I hadn't thought about in ages. The positive is that once I think about them they come back to me as if it was yesterday.
 
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I think we now need to concentrate on our club and the next moves that we're planning to make. The novellas are fine when the mercato is dead.

I write them at times as a mental exercize to check if I can still remember long ago episodes, stuff that I hadn't thought about in ages. The positive is that once I think about them they come back to me as if it was yesterday.

we need at least one novella a week even if we were in peak Mercato or the CL semis

you’re inspiring millions here
 
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Does , your inside informations goes only 1 way? Isnt there any chance this forum whisper something back to your guy and he forward it ?
 
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How many posts have there been today? Anyone has the metrics? Let's go!!! We need more. I was initially doubting this logic and General's equation.....but the correlation between # of posts and signings is now clear.
We moved from ~6 pages per day to -20-27 pages per day

simple math tells us we will hit 1500 and a dawn of a new commode thread name by mid September

but sooner if RnB simply believes

we are still mustering the forgotten accounts. Those who can literally post 10 pages per day themselves.

I once saw a 50 page day. The next year we won the scudetto

There will be returning members soon. Some will be welcomed. Some bring controversy. But all of them will drive posting velocity and quality to the sky.

keep pressing. We are at the start of something special.
 
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Does , your inside informations goes only 1 way? Isnt there any chance this forum whisper something back to your guy and he forward it ?
It has been going both ways for centuries

this is the way of the Confraternita

dark arts

one apostate, who will not be named… whispered into Gerry’s ear through the forum and it led to Maldini’s sacking

how else would that have happened???
 

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Romano :lol:. Got beat to the punch by Kush. And he's now "reporting" on "booked flight". Inter scum
Romano is a fraud

any fine member on RnB could replicate his scam and appear to be a soothsayer

@ACM14061988 >>>>>>>>>>>> Romano

ACM1406 is an ACTUAL insider

by the way, we need some player pictures at your work, ACM

that’s top quality.

Ramos

Gila

the new Belgian when he comes in

Amorim


we need these
 
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First time I see this guy, very low follower count, sooo not reliable at all, but still counts as a rumour I guess ;o
 
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Well done on the Moreira signing, @General
 
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First time I see this guy, very low follower count, sooo not reliable at all, but still counts as a rumour I guess ;o

Cristiano? :love:

In all seriousness, it does look like Amorim is picking the transfer targets.

He basically confirmed that Ramos and Gila were his requests.

He probably isn't negotiating the deals but he's definitely picking our targets.
 
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