The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Pingu]

Can't wait to pay 5 EUR/month to read excuses for Pioli

Gerry will ask where his cut is.

 

[AC_Wesley]

I’m so sorry for the spamming and jobless behaviour.

Cant spam if you cant pay for commode

 

[DeNiro]

This is pure comedy. The 1st paragraph tells us what the meeting was about...BUT, the 2nd paragraph goes on to tell us that "we will try and understand/find out what they talked about". Soooo...they DIDN'T know what the meeting was about!!! They even use Massara's name, after saying he wasn't in the meeting.

The reports is what makes the summer fun. It IS the commode after all, but man, this is prime example why some of these reports are pure fabrication. Opinion pieces written to make it sound like real actual knowledge went into the writing.

Exactly. These Italian journos really are some silly beta clowns. They so badly want to be able to say "I said it first" so they just talk shit most of the time hoping it turns out to be true.

Just like that longo guy. Just look at the state of them.

 

[AC_Wesley]

Gerry will ask where his cut is.

All money goes to Milan merchandise

We will do RnB lottery + Prediction League winner hosted by @Polotelli will receive special prize.

Optional gifts awarded for:
- Commode health and safety officer
- host of RnB activities (Top 3, flop 3)
- person with most star reactions (@Qaas obviously)
- person with most facepalm reaction (@Qaas obviously)
- person with worst political opinion (me of course)
- RnB calcio stream provider

 

[Cloren]

Part of it is a super reputable journalist (for no good reason) who happens to be a merda fan who always feels the urge to report about Milan targets. Just pick a random non-Milan related rumor and one Milan related rumor and you will see a big difference between the amount of times Fraudizio reports on each move. The guy is sabotaging us by highlighting too many times which our targets are. You won't see such posts about merda or ladri. He was actually reporting positive nonsense about Skriniar till February although everybody knew he was never going to renew.

You read him like an open book

 

[Samaldinho]

But but but but Pioli doesn’t know how to create chances or break down low block teams. LMBO the statistics back up what I thought I witnessed all season, a team that created and blew a lot of chances.

Even against Inter in the Champions League, we had at least 4 huge chances that could have turned the tide and we missed all 4.

Give Pioli the attacking talent he needs instead of Messias, Diaz, and Sael in attack or an RB like Calabria, he will blow the doors off Serie A.

My issue with Pioli is how he is using our new players, and his tactical choices.

Pioli has a wicked fastball, and has shown that he has a slider and a curve, but he doesn't use it--or worse, doesn't use them when he should.

The team is monstrous when our opponents open up and play us toe-to-toe, but most of our games are going to be against teams that fear us. I saw that evolution last year and then he stopped it this year, and that is what bothers me.

His out of possession tactics are very good, even if he had some hiccups--but I think those were tied to his tactical choices and shape as he double downed on an approach that didn't even get the best out of his tactics: a 424 vs a true 4231.

Of course this is a low scoring game, so our season could be so drastically different had shots went in, deflections go our way, etc. But my frustration is rooted in what he decided to do and when.

 

[MarioReality]

That post is a bit misleading, and I think it's down to his english... Fab makes errors.

I don't think he means milan "had" an agreement, he means we "have", which is a big difference. what he says after basically confirms that's what he means.
it's the same news that gdm, moretto and longo already put out there... he's just late to the party for whatever reason.

 

[Pingu]

All money goes to Milan merchandise

We will do RnB lottery + Prediction League winner hosted by @Polotelli will receive special prize.

Optional gifts awarded for:
- Commode health and safety officer
- host of RnB activities (Top 3, flop 3)
- person with most star reactions (@Qaas obviously)
- person with most facepalm reaction (@Qaas obviously)
- person with worst political opinion (me of course)
- RnB calcio stream provider

- Best RnB Essay (duel between @Samaldinho and @brk)

 

[Samaldinho]

Pellegatti says he has news that Adli either will stay or go out on loan but we don't want to sell him

---------Scamacca/Giroud
Leao/SES---Adli/Kamada----CDK/Blas

My dream is still on.

That's unrealistic, my bad, here is my realistic transfer scenario:

-------Halaand/Osimhen
Leao/Vini----KDB/Gundo---Salah/Saka

 

[Pingu]

---------Scamacca/Giroud
Leao/SES---Adli/Kamada----CDK/Blas

My dream is still on.

That's unrealistic, my bad, here is my realistic transfer scenario:

-------Halaand/Osimhen
Leao/Vini----KDB/Gundo---Salah/Saka

The real reality:

Giroud/Origi/Arnautovic
Leao/Rebic - Bennacer/Kamada - Saele/Messias

Adli: Loan
CDK: The new Adli after scoring 0 goals in first 10 games​

 

[DeNiro]

Funny thing is, if CDK and Adli show their qualities and get games they would literally be like two new signings.

The fucked up thing is they ARE good players, we know they are. Just hasn't worked for whatever reason yet.

 

[AC Kid]

There is always something to slow down the transfer when its comes to Milan

Unless it’s a shit player things move smoothly. Suddenly we have money and shit gets done

 

[Omer]

---------Scamacca/Giroud
Leao/SES---Adli/Kamada----CDK/Blas

My dream is still on.

That's unrealistic, my bad, here is my realistic transfer scenario:

-------Halaand/Osimhen
Leao/Vini----KDB/Gundo---Salah/Saka

No Mbappe??

 

[mrki]

ST: Giroud, SCAMACCA, Arnautovic
LW: Leao, EL SHAARAWY
CAM: KAMADA, Cdk
RW: BERARDI, Saelemaekers
CDM: Tonali, Krunic
CDM2: Bennacer, LOFTUS CHEEK
LB: Theo, PARISI
CB: Tomori, Kalulu
CB: Thiaw, Kjaer
RB: Calabria, Florenzi
GK: Maignan, SPORTIELLO

I can see something like that hapening

Scamacca: loan with option or obligation at 30/35m
El Shaarawy: free
Berardi: 20m
Kamada: free
Loftus Cheek: 18m
Parisi: 12m
Sportiello: free

If Scamacca is a loan, we are spending 50m total. And that’s without sales.

I would have liked to get Milinkovic Savic if he really is going for 30m, but I can see a team outside of Italy paying more than that.

I can see that happening snd I can tell you now Milan won't win shit with this team

 

[mrki]

Our mid will be:
Tonali, Bennacer, Rade, Rlc, Pobega, Cdk, Kamada.

That is it. And I'm not happy at all.

 

[Alo88]

Cardinale wants to continue with the young players, Maldini wants to spend a little more. We'll see how it goes.
Longo

Cardinalcunttt

Is this the same multiverse where Maldini literally said we could have easily gone for Dybala but he prefered splashing 35M on CDK? Something doesn't add up here no?

 

[Samaldinho]

No Mbappe??

Mbappe? I'm trying to be realistic man. That's why I want both Haaland and Osimhen for ST.

Do you think Mbappe will play RW though? If he does, that can work.

 

[BobbySwizz]

---------Scamacca/Giroud
Leao/SES---Adli/Kamada----CDK/Blas

This is actually what I would like as a realistic attack but with Thuram instead of Scamacca. I do like the idea of Scamacca though. Saelemakers being able to fill in as a third option on the wings.
Valeri back up LB
Lesley Ugochukwu from Rennes for DM
Gundogan is a dream but if only...

 

[Alo88]

Maybe he's just risk averse. Elliott paid for 400 mil in losses after getting the club for around 300 mil and then sold the club for 1.1 / 1.2 billion.

They were willing to make some losses in order to fix up the club and increase it's value.

Cardinale isn't willing to make short term losses to grow the club. He wants a really slow process of just doing enough to get top 4 in Serie A and also building a stadium. This could work in the long term, unless his miserliness makes Milan drop out of top 4.

Basically Gerry Cunt wants a slow, "safe" process over many, many years. While others like Newcastle are moving much faster.

Btw, taking out money from the club you own is not against the law!! It's called paying a dividend! Glazers have been paying themselves dividends from ManUre for years.

I'm not saying that RedShit is going to take money out of the club. But it seems they want to run it around break even, and not make any losses that they have to pay for.

Yeah but isn't ManU at the stock market? Can AC Milan football club pay dividends when they're not at the stock market? I too thought for now, the only way for Gerry to make money is to sell the club at a profit. As it was for Silvio who couldn't just take money from Milan until he eventually sold the club.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Mbappe? I'm trying to be realistic man. That's why I want both Haaland and Osimhen for ST.

Do you think Mbappe will play RW though? If he does, that can work.

Probably not his most preferred position but I think this would work

 

[nonsonoqui]

i hate when owner dont talk at all,say something you motherfucker

12 million budget + a Gerry vow of silence

Lesss gooooooo!!!!

 

[Fusiproe12]

meanwhile in the 2nd argentinian division..

I don't think any match in Argentina has ever ended without red cards

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

So we've stopped crying over Ibra and now we're into talking about stuff based on no actual facts spouted from internet sources?

And these internet sources don't have any facts either?

Then people are responding with their thoughts based on no actual facts?

And some look like they're on the edge of a mercato meltdown before the mercato has begun... Oh and people know things about a private closed door meeting between Maldini and Gerry, and it's not finished?

So nobody knows anything about anything and we all know nothing really, but you've talked about what we dont actually know all afternoon?

Is that about right?

Am I up to speed?

 

[Tantalis]

Exactly. These Italian journos really are some silly beta clowns. They so badly want to be able to say "I said it first" so they just talk shit most of the time hoping it turns out to be true.

Just like that longo guy. Just look at the state of them.

They know how to make the summer more interesting.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

They know how to make the summer more interesting.

And we're an entertainment brand now... So all board, next stop silly season toot toot!

 

[Samaldinho]

Berardi for 20m or Brahim for 20m?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Berardi for 20m or Brahim for 20m?

Come on, it's not even close lol

 

[Pingu]

Berardi for 20m or Brahim for 20m?

 

[Caladan]

Summarize Leao is best winger in the Serie A. It's fact.

 

[Samaldinho]

Come on, it's not even close lol

You really underestimate my hatred of Berardi.