The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Shiby]

I heard Paolo slept with Gerry's sister, daughter and mother all at the same time... While Gerry was in the other room.

Bunga bunga

 

[MilanMB]

Still nothing official?

This is taking too fucking long! Rip the bandage and let’s move on!

When a legend comes back to work for the club, 1 guarantee, separation will come someday…Though, the way this one is happening, prematurely and without warning (well, kinda), is very painful.

yeah, all true what you said. Separation should and would have come eventually, but now was not the time. Paolo's work isn't done and he's done well until now, expect for last summer which could be regarded as a failure. But Paolo have brought so much (back) to the club, people underestimate the importance of a soul in an institution like Milan.

What now? Gerry, Moncada, Furlani or Gorlami or whatever the fuck he's name are gonna run the club? Money balling and transfer cash to the states? Fuck that.

 

[General]

@RnB

before I permaban today

I want you to find one post before this week where I criticize maldini


go head. search it


now do a Qaas and Maldini keyword search. this is how hes the future of the forum. he shit all over maldnini and finds a way into our hearts. protect him. He’s the real deal

@AC_Wesley… I will PM you with the particulars which includes a transfer of reaction points

 

[Wild]

Yes the same dudes who won us a scudetto with a lot of contribution,Inzaghi tacticaly raped his ass 4 times in a row

The squad was fucked by Maldini & Pioli who was chosen by Maldini isnt a miracle coach.

 

[Hugh Janus]

You’re from Moldova you don’t say reckon

Celtics got dismantled by an #8 seed and your man crush got fired by SMS

 

[ChinaMilan]

I can see the edge of tomorrow scenario (the movie) happening again and again.

Idiot with no knowledge or money Trying to buy Milan (Li Yonghong)
Used blood seeking hedge fund to get a loan he cannot pay back(Elliot)
Failed to run the Club and loans started to pile up(Li Yonghong)
Elliot take back the club with fraction of the price.
Elliot balance the team and prepare to sell.

Repeat....

Idiot with no knowledge or money Trying to buy Milan (Gerry) Done
Used blood seeking hedge fund to get a loan he cannot pay back(Elliot) Done
Failed to run the Club and loans started to pile up(Gerry) In Progress
Elliot take back the club with fraction of the price. In Progress
Elliot balance the team and prepare to sell. In Progress

Repeat...

 

[Wild]

Maldini is the only SD who won titles & not responsible for squad management.

 

[General]

I'm devastated as fuck, but commode today is surely molto entertaining

This is all we can do

enjoy the ride, people

see you at the San siro

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I heard Paolo slept with Gerry's sister, daughter and mother all at the same time... While Gerry was in the other room.

I also heard he slept with them in a weird human centipede positioning because his cock is that long... He did them ass to mouth to ass to mouth to ass to mouth all in one go.

What a man... While he was balls deep he was on the cusp of agreeing details with Mbappe and Haaland via skype when Gerry walked in.

The rest is history...

Bad timing, if Gerry hadn't walked in and been envious of Paolo's manhood, we'd be unveiling Mbappe and Haaland tomorrow...

 

[MilanMB]

we're basically gonna be a manchester united without money

 

[Wild]

@RnB

before I permaban today

I want you to find one post before this week where I criticize maldini


go head. search it


now do a Qaas and Maldini keyword search. this is how hes the future of the forum. he shit all over maldnini and finds a way into our hearts. protect him. He’s the real deal

@AC_Wesley… I will PM you with the particulars which includes a transfer of reaction points

Wtf!
I thought you are the calm headed dude.

 

[Qaas]

i respect Maldini, I’m just calling it straight down the line

sure, if he had to sack him, it could have been handled with much more dignity with a transition plan. That’s what Ive done recently with a tenured and well respected legacy executive. Not walk him out the door in a day.

all that said

and this is why you’re the future of the forum. Posts United gif and then is able to turn it on me being the troll. Molto respect


you’ll never get me though

I’m going to kamikaze out of here and let you all fuck about

You are full of bullshit. And you can’t even keep up with your lies

Over the last few years you were unprovokedly quoting people who dared to question maldini and management with some passive aggressive posts… but suddenly you out here pointing out all the wrong things he did, to justify his sacking

you just exposed your fake persona
Let me see you call someone an interisti, juventini or whatever the fuck you like to throw out there

 

[Master Smurf]

Maldini almost walked last year

if he was blind sided, he’s naive

I think thats probably why he looked odd at the Ibra farewell
- he wasnt salty of the fans send off of Ibra but what he knew was possibly going to happen.

 

[Tantalis]

I also heard he slept with them in a weird human centipede positioning because his cock is that long... He did them ass to mouth to ass to mouth to ass to mouth all in one go.

What a man... While he was balls deep he was on the cusp of agreeing details with Mbappe and Haaland via skype when Gerry walked in.

The rest is history...

Bad timing, if Gerry hadn't walked in and been envious of Paolo's manhood, we'd be unveiling Mbappe and Haaland tomorrow...

 

[Khurrisu]

You have no clue what you are on about. You want us a club with a limited budget to sign a 35 year old ayer who a) requires a big wages a) injury prone and c) a error prone player because his body is no longer up to the riggers of elite level football and a player when he does play makes mistakes with his positioning and being over aggressive we already have that he's called Tomori. And d) If Sergio Ramos was going to sign for us it would of been because of Maldini.

We need players on the pitch who can help when we're going thru bad moments especially as the squad is still young. Ibra influence worked in 21/22 because he was able to get onto the pitch. Looked what happened this season yes he did stuff off the pitch but we needed him on the pitch. This is what you don't get. Where was that Ibra influence when we were getting slapped up in January? Where was the Ibra influence when we struggling to breakdown low block teams? You talking about 21/22 we just finish 22/23 step your season game up.

And what's to say Sergio Ramos is a good influence off pitch anyway? Real won the CL without him. He goes to Paris and they go from making Semis and Finals to not even making it to the quarters.

What's funny is that's exactly what people said about Ibra.

 

[Casualista]

we're basically gonna be a manchester united without money

@Qaas

 

[Kmoney]

Not CDK. He will be great next season, that’s why Maldini wanted Openda , to pair him with CDK but CarDIEnale ruined that

Speaking of CDK, I’m sure he’s gone now that Paolo is as well

 

[Raz]

American sports suck ass, their fan culture suck ass, what did we expect?

Only in America you have people dumb enough to throw piles of money to a sports team that never won anything in their history and is never even expected to. No promotion, no relegation, only selling useless shit matters.
And they think that shit will work in Europe.
We have real history. Their idea of history is a pawn shop

 

[CanUNoTouch]

What is all this hate for Pioli? I don’t understand. He delivered us Scudetto and players are with him. He also deserves some credits for developing all those young players. He might not be top class coach but at the moment Milan cannot afford one. However he is a solid pro, I really liked him when he was Lazio coach. The only issue usually with Poli is that after 2/3 years he loses the momentum and unusually goes on the negative run, when he would naturally get sucked. He was close to that early this year but team recovered and finish the season well. I do not want Mourinhos, Allegries and Contes over Pioli. They all have too big ego and this may not be what this young team needs.

Because Pioli's teams after a while begin to unravel. Which was the case in January. Most other clubs Pioli would of been sacked. Also Pioli sabotaging the Prince that was Promised in Adli.

 

[DeNiro]

we're basically gonna be a manchester united without money

We have money, owners are just tight cunts

 

[Raghav]

Get us Nagelsmann , get rid of the 10-15 fodders we have and get in good talented guys , get us champions league again and all of us the milanisti will forgive Cardinale..

I am on board already. Just look how pathetic our squad is barring 8-10 players.. clean up the mess and get us to play good attractive football that people actually wanna see..

More than half the matches this season I had to drink coffee to be able to stay up and watch coz the football was attrocious.

We are milan we don’t fucking play long balls all game wtf. Give me young hungry FAST skilful players.. not trash like salad Messias and 38 yr old Giroud who can barely move(I respect OGs career and he was amazing for a stop gap milan) it’s time to move to an energetic exciting milan!

Sempre milan (no matter who is in charge)

 

[Neruda2.0]

you’re really starting to be annoying again

stop quoting him

 

[sheva]

we're basically gonna be a manchester united without money

how about a arsenal with ambition?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

they make money though

you cant take that away

Yea ngl it's impressive given not many outside 'merica follow nfl or mlb. How is it possible to generate such insane revenue.

Average nfl player pay is 2 mil which is pretty damn amazing.
Average mlb might be even more iirc?

Average serie a player gets 2 mil. Obviously top earners might be earning a lot more but in terms of average it looks below mlb.

Epl players get 3 on average. At the top end you will always see exceptions given the disproportionate amount of revenue the top 4 teams generate in epl but even then man city average salary is like 4 mil.

 

[killerkid]

Maldini is the only SD who won titles & not responsible for squad management.

What i am trying to say is he did wrong things,but didnt deserve to be fired
But having in mind that he renewed his contract last year in last minute,Gerry didnt want him on board when he took over the club

 

[General]

Wtf!
I thought you are the calm headed dude.

I am totally calm.

i asked to permaban before earlier this year as I have a business I’m trying to sell.

the stipulation was “bring me back to RnB if we make the CL semis“

After the first half of the napoli league march when we were up 2-0 i knew we would get through the quarters vs Napoli and asked to come back


it’s time, brother. Sad day for milan and the plan better fucking work. I am optimistic it will and I think maldini made some blunders that you can’t undo

I’ll stick to my stance and respect all of you. Have fun.

 

[pippofan]

At lest giusy meloni is still here...

She is untouchable.....

 

[Shiby]

Man...Giroud extended just in time. His old ass wouldnt be part of Gerry U-20 revolution

 

[General]

stop quoting him

wooooshhhhh

 

[fray]

I'll miss Maldini because he's everything that embodies Milan and is a reference point for our signings, but it's also not the doom and gloom everyone is making it out to be. Take Giuntoli at Napoli for example - he managed to recruit Kvaratskhelia and Kim-Min-Jae for under €30m - what kind of figure is he in world football? Players may not be captivated by his mere presence like Maldini's, but what trumps anything else and is of paramount importance as a sporting director is competence. I'm not saying Maldini is incompetent, but now that everything has unfolded and we're in the hands of monsieur Moncada, I can reassure there's no need to panic.

Moncada, together with Luis Campos, was the architect behind Monaco's superteam in 2017 and has suggested a myriad of players to Milan who have since tripled their value. Being promoted to SD is certainly not a baptism of fire for him. Milan's recruitment has shown over the past couple of years that we recruit most efficiently within the €15m - €25m threshold. If we can provide Moncada with a budget of €60m + (freebies like Kamada), I wouldn't worry at all. However, if Cardinale tells him to work his magic with a €30m budget and a few €4m and €6m players from the French and Belgian 2nd division, it would be another story...