The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Polotelli]

Tielemans rejected us? awesome!

 

[brk]

 

[brk]

@Wild

 

[BillyTheKid]

Lol watched the extended highlights. Shitty is so overrated. Pep is only good at sucking Dicks and blowing 700 mil on players. Even then it seems like a fluke.
Inter should have won rofl.
Dumbass di Marco and lesbo looking mofo latuaro missed crucial chances.

Unlucky lukaku. You can come to Il milan. We will win the scudetto and ucl double with you up top.
Let's goooooo
Molto bene.

Totally agree with all you said here.
But why praising Lukaku so much while he is still a merda player?
I personally do not like him here for two reasons:
1. He is strong physically but very fragile mentally.
2. He never shuts up. I feel like some merda players often get annoyed with him as he seems to like giving advice to everyone as if he is their mentor.

 

[brk]

 

[brk]

 

[gioiuzza]

 

[AC_Wesley]

Exactly. I'd even take Acerbi as a low cost solution. Defence is fine with the current players. Just need one reliable and decent guy to make it rock solid. Diallo's profile was excellent because he can cover for LB as well but too expensive.

Acerbi is terrible. You dont want him play in the cl for us with that pace. Imagine playing against teams like Liverpool, Madrid or psg

 

[mrki]

Is there a list of free players with low wages who really, really want to play for Milan and don't like money? So we know our targets

 

[Nestafan]

Do men kiss each others on the neck?

Dumbfries expression in the background...

 

[mrki]

Bring me Thuram (will go to Psg), Okafor, Chuk, 2 mc's, Kamada and vice Theo.

It's in the AI laptop it's all there boys!

 

[Il grande Milan]

@Wild

never seen someone say alhamdulillah in such an unconvincing way

 

[Shiby]

@Wild

These snakes will copy everything from us.

 

[Nestafan]

Lol watched the extended highlights. Shitty is so overrated. Pep is only good at sucking Dicks and blowing 700 mil on players. Even then it seems like a fluke.
Inter should have won rofl.
Dumbass di Marco and lesbo looking mofo latuaro missed crucial chances.

Unlucky lukaku. You can come to Il milan. We will win the scudetto and ucl double with you up top.
Let's goooooo
Molto bene.

Whatabout Lukaku's glorious chance with that header? Yet you call Di Marco a dumbass for missing a chance that was blocked by the donkey?

 

[Jivara]

True, I was surprised they held so well. Maybe Inzaghi isn't a complete noob after all.

Inzaghi is a very good coach, probably the best young Italian coach now.

 

[bullard]

Sad about the Tielemans news, but if he rather spend his entire career at mediocre EPL clubs for a huge money without winning anything than come to us to play CL semifinal and winning scudettos, than he is not really the character we need. We need ambitious players.

 

[Qaas]

Guardiola surpasses SAF and is officially the best coach in history

 

[bullard]

I honestly can't believe there were guys here rooting for merda. They are the most disgusting club ever with Juve. They have ugly cunt players like Cuckoldoglu, Lautaro, Skrinniar, Voodo Donkey, and this list goes on and on. I think in their scouting for players, cuntness is the most important KPI.

 

[Il grande Milan]

those were some disturbing dance moves. Almost as horrendous as their game

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Totally agree with all you said here.
But why praising Lukaku so much while he is still a merda player?
I personally do not like him here for two reasons:
1. He is strong physically but very fragile mentally.
2. He never shuts up. I feel like some merda players often get annoyed with him as he seems to like giving advice to everyone as if he is their mentor.

For our system I feel he us perfect.

 

[brk]

So Inter made a shit ton of money from this CL run about 20m more than we did. It still doesn't really put much of a dent on their overall debt or the payment to Oaktree coming up in less than a year (they need to repay around 350m euros). They can find a way to delay with higher interest, but that's kicking the can down the road and making their exit (Suning) even harder than it already is. They can sell some players to raise cash to help pay it back, but they probably won't have enough. They're losing some important pieces already and need to buy or get some freebies to rebuild the squad. They're stuck at San Siro and it looks likely we're getting their first option which was San Donato. They're losing around 100m a year and even with this CL run they will still end up with more than a 50m loss.

It seems really likely to me that Oaktree will probably take over next summer. Who knows what happens then, they might just flip the club to the highest bidder. Nobody will touch Inter now because they don't want to pay Suning anything above the debts of the club. Everyone is just waiting for them to finally give up and pass the team on to Oaktree. The longer this lasts the better for us, as if they can keep hold of the club it means they'll have to keep selling pieces and stretching the budget buying time. They'll never get a full revolution that's needed for them to rebuild. With Juve out of the picture (hopefully) and Napoli disassembling, we're primed to retake the title next year.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Whatabout Lukaku's glorious chance with that header? Yet you call Di Marco a dumbass for missing a chance that was blocked by the donkey?

He should have aimed better. Di Marco had a near open goal.
Lukaku header was fine. Keeper saved it well. Ederson is the best keeper after maignon for a reason.

 

[bullard]

Champions League 2023/24 ,

GROUP STAGE

Series heads

Seville (Spain)
Manchester City (England)
Barcelona (Spain)
Naples (Italy)
Bayern Munich (Germany)
Paris Saint-Germain (France)
Benfica (Portugal)
Feyenoord (Netherlands)

Second band

Real Madrid (Spain)
Manchester United (England)
Borussia Dortmund (Germany)
Atlético (Spain)
Leipzig (Germany)
Porto (Portugal)
Arsenal (England)
Inter Milan (Italy)

Third band

Salzburg (Austria)
Shakhtar Donetsk (Ukraine)
Milan (Italy)
Lazio (Italy)
Stella Rossa (Serbia)

Third or fourth tier

Real Sociedad (Spain)
Celtic (Scotland)
Newcastle (England)

Fourth band

Union Berlin (Germany)
Lens (France)

- - -

I would like Sevilla/Benfica/Feyenoord from pot 1, and from pot2 to avoid Real. I feel like pot2 is weaker than in previous years.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

 

[papaberlu]

I saw Di Marzio say Napoli's next coach might be Paulo Sosa

He was Adli's coach at Bordeaux and was rumored to be bringing him to Salernitana next season

Wonder if we Adli at Napoli next season

 

[papaberlu]

I expect either him or Pape Sarr to come

How many non Eu slots does Milan have?

because Kamada will certainly take up 1

RW Chuky is more likely than CM Chuky imo

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I honestly can't believe there were guys here rooting for merda. They are the most disgusting club ever with Juve. They have ugly cunt players like Cuckoldoglu, Lautaro, Skrinniar, Voodo Donkey, and this list goes on and on. I think in their scouting for players, cuntness is the most important KPI.

Don't get me wrong. I do not like inter whatsoever. Absolutely not. But the hate for pep is much worse. Can't stand the overrated prick. So unfortunately in this scenario, inter seems more like a less detestable team in comparison.

 

[Pigeon]

disgusting

 

[papaberlu]

So Inter made a shit ton of money from this CL run about 20m more than we did. It still doesn't really put much of a dent on their overall debt or the payment to Oaktree coming up in less than a year (they need to repay around 350m euros). They can find a way to delay with higher interest, but that's kicking the can down the road and making their exit (Suning) even harder than it already is. They can sell some players to raise cash to help pay it back, but they probably won't have enough. They're losing some important pieces already and need to buy or get some freebies to rebuild the squad. They're stuck at San Siro and it looks likely we're getting their first option which was San Donato. They're losing around 100m a year and even with this CL run they will still end up with more than a 50m loss.

It seems really likely to me that Oaktree will probably take over next summer. Who knows what happens then, they might just flip the club to the highest bidder. Nobody will touch Inter now because they don't want to pay Suning anything above the debts of the club. Everyone is just waiting for them to finally give up and pass the team on to Oaktree. The longer this lasts the better for us, as if they can keep hold of the club it means they'll have to keep selling pieces and stretching the budget buying time. They'll never get a full revolution that's needed for them to rebuild. With Juve out of the picture (hopefully) and Napoli disassembling, we're primed to retake the title next year.

I imagine most Inter fans are hoping this final appearance will attract buyers but I think it will only embolden Zhang

Just this week he gave an interview feeling himself talking about how he's going to refinance the Oaktree loan

long may he reign

 

[bullard]

Don't get me wrong. I do like inter whatsoever. Absolutely not. But the hate for pep is much worse. Can't stand the overrated prick. So unfortunately in this scenario, inter seems more like a less detestable team in comparison.

I am not a Pep fan, too, I hate his football. But never in a milllion years would I trade a crying Cuckoldoglu moment for a crying Pep one.