The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

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I think its common sense to prioritize the EL over the league considering in crunch times.
No one is catching Inter & our CL place feel safe.
So why is this an issue?
We will finish second in the league and win europa
 
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At 12:00CET the 1/8 draw.
One of these might be our next opponent:

Brighton
Leverkusen
Liverpool
Rangers
Slavia Prague
Villareall
West Ham
Smash Brighton easy
Beat kusen
Beat pool too.
Smash rangers
Smash
Smash.smash
All
 

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I don’t know how we can expect to win anything if we keep allowing 2 goals per game, and 3 goals against mid table French teams.
The scudetto push was all based on defense and now baldie is going full kamikaze
We can win because we will outscore everyone. We are that good
 

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Let's go!!!

Prague, thoughts everyone?

Dare we speculate lol?
 

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Slavia has been surprisingly good - who has scouting report on them?
 
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Leverkusen is nothing special. We can beat them too.

Inter shitty are 2 teams we can't beat. Rest all are beatable if we play at our best
 

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So are we matched up with Leverkusen in the next round if we both make it through or is there another draw?
 

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Great draw for us. Hopefully leverkusen play Liverpool next. Only way we got a chance vs pool/leverkusen is in a one off final where we get lucky. They are far far superior teams than us. Heck I’d say I wouldn’t be comfortable facing Brighton either. De Zerbi would own Piolis ass. Hoping Roma do a miracle on them although very unlikely
 

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Im thinking ... Dublin, here we come
I'm genuinely looking at tickets for Dublin... Stranger things happen at Milan!

And, Uefa want a Liverpool v Milan final in Dublin... Just saying.

I'm booking flights for the home game vrs Slavia first.

Edit: do we have to face Liverpool potentially before the final?
 

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I can't say that victory is guaranteed but we got lucky with this one, for sure.


I'm afraid that after that it's the end for us, there's no fucking chance that Pioli can match the other teams tactically with its non-existent defensive system. Just imagine him against Liverpool, Leverkusen or Brighton, that would be proper rape.


Although it doesn't matter anymore, the worse we are, the greater the chances are that we won't see Pioli next season. :o
 

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I think its common sense to prioritize the EL over the league considering in crunch times.
No one is catching Inter & our CL place feel safe.
So why is this an issue?
what makes you so sure that we are guaranteed the top 4?
 

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Great draw for us. Hopefully leverkusen play Liverpool next. Only way we got a chance vs pool/leverkusen is in a one off final where we get lucky. They are far far superior teams than us. Heck I’d say I wouldn’t be comfortable facing Brighton either. De Zerbi would own Piolis ass. Hoping Roma do a miracle on them although very unlikely
We would beat both if we are at our best.

Loserpool is definitely beatable.
 

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Great draw for us. Hopefully leverkusen play Liverpool next. Only way we got a chance vs pool/leverkusen is in a one off final where we get lucky. They are far far superior teams than us. Heck I’d say I wouldn’t be comfortable facing Brighton either. De Zerbi would own Piolis ass. Hoping Roma do a miracle on them although very unlikely
I look it at it differently. I didn't particularly mind getting Leverkusen, it'd suck to get them early on but an open game is what we want. I didn't want a West Ham. Hard to break down, physical and good at set plays. They'd probably frustrate us and it'd just be a 50/50. Brighton? They'd be naive, and very open and you want to do that with our counter attack? We'd thrash them in their back yard.

And I'm leaning towards Roma beating Brighton too.
 

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Good draw… we’re most likely in quarters.. lets hope for an upset or two in the other ties and we get some competition out of the way
 

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If we smash Liverpool we can claim that we are king of England too. Let's go. Fuck loserpool
 

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More chances of atalanta beating us than loserpool or shitterkusen
 

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There are far too many to name past & present
what makes you so sure that we are guaranteed the top 4?

The liklihood of us dropping 7 point lead over Atalanta and Bologna and them not dropping any points from now till the end of the season.
 

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I look it at it differently. I didn't particularly mind getting Leverkusen, it'd suck to get them early on but an open game is what we want. I didn't want a West Ham. Hard to break down, physical and good at set plays. They'd probably frustrate us and it'd just be a 50/50. Brighton? They'd be naive, and very open and you want to do that with our counter attack? We'd thrash them in their back yard.

You’re way overestimating our abilities man. Brighton is a good team with an extraordinary coach. And leverkusen - well they will fuck us so hard it’ll be painful to take. I’d rather go out next round to an ok team then get fucked by 5+ goals vs that leverkusen machine. And let’s not even get started with Pool they will butffuck us like Shaquille O Neil on a sub 5foot Japanese pornstar
 

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