The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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Orrr..... hear me out...

We wait until the market is over to see who we have actually signed, and then give an opinion on how the season will go.
I can just as easy say we are gonna sign top end players and our market will be a 10 and we'll win the league easily w 1 game/week.

How many of you picked Napoli to win the league when they signed McTominey? Zero. that's how many
just by this post alone I can tell you joined the forum just recently :lol: wait till you get patoshevas meltdown when some no name like Gaetano motherfucking Interieri tweets some nonsense :D
 

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Probably between 30 or 40 millions. Mastantuono is about 40-50 millions. None of this players will come here as starters over being bench players for Madrid or City.
So you think Tij will cost more than Cherki?!
 

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With sekemeker and okafor coming back I see no point in signing Chiesa. Just one more banter player on the wings.
 

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Chiesa loan with option would be a gamble i would take instead of gambling on Chuk.
I mean sure, but can we get rid of chuck?

Its not all bad with Chuck though. The tantrums he will put Allegri through with his bad passing and overdribbling will live in memes for ages.
 
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Theo rejecting Al Hilal.

Probably wants to fck the new owners for firing maldini and leave on a free next year.
The Owners will reverse uno card him and put him on futuro the whole season
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Orrr..... hear me out...

We wait until the market is over to see who we have actually signed, and then give an opinion on how the season will go.
I can just as easy say we are gonna sign top end players and our market will be a 10 and we'll win the league easily w 1 game/week.

How many of you picked Napoli to win the league when they signed McTominey? Zero. that's how many
Why ? That is the best part of the season . We were waiting it for months . Still we do not have even Ibrahimovic Instagram puzzling pictures . And The Grand Finale , him presenting our new appointments .
 

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Orrr..... hear me out...

We wait until the market is over to see who we have actually signed, and then give an opinion on how the season will go.
I can just as easy say we are gonna sign top end players and our market will be a 10 and we'll win the league easily w 1 game/week.

How many of you picked Napoli to win the league when they signed McTominey? Zero. that's how many

Orr you're just a company man in disguise, this ownership claim to be ruthless, their customers and us fans should equally be just as ruthless if thats how they want to operate. Fuck that shit if you want to rip the soul out of the club, us fans should hold them to the sane standard. Boycott merchandise and tickets until we see some results and show our disdain of shoddy management.
 

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So you think Tij will cost more than Cherki?!
Yeah and he should, better player, more proven, in his prime and no attitude issues. Cherki at this point is a gamble, plus he wants out that should lower his price.
 

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Orr you're just a company man in disguise, this ownership claim to be ruthless, their customers and us fans should equally be just as ruthless if thats how they want to operate. Fuck that shit if you want to rip the soul out of the club, us fans should hold them to the sane standard. Boycott merchandise and tickets until we see some results and show our disdain of shoddy management.

I'm taking neither side, I'm literally advocating to WAIT.
If the market sucks, then go on and rightfully be mad. If the market has potential, then be happy that we're going in the right direction.

Saying the market will be terrible on June 7 is completely disingenuous and you have no idea if that'll be true or not. It's as simple as that.
 

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I'm taking neither side, I'm literally advocating to WAIT.
If the market sucks, then go on and rightfully be mad. If the market has potential, then be happy that we're going in the right direction.

Saying the market will be terrible on June 7 is completely disingenuous and you have no idea if that'll be true or not. It's as simple as that.

I'd rather not, given their track record and how they have behaved they aren't deserving of a grace period. Fuck that. But you do you.
 

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Yeah and he should, better player, more proven, in his prime and no attitude issues. Cherki at this point is a gamble, plus he wants out that should lower his price.
Bro you are out of your mind if you think a dutch CM having his best season at 26 will cost more than a french attacking mid/winger having a bigger season at 21.
Am not saying this is how it should, just stating facts that more attacking, younger & from a better football nation will result in a bigger price tag.
 

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I'd rather not, given their track record and how they have behaved they aren't deserving of a grace period. Fuck that. But you do you.

Our market 2 summers ago was quite nice, no? We had some nice hits and some underperformers, but the market itself, at the time, was very promising.
Last season, not so much. I don't think many people would disagree.

I remain hopeful, knowing that we have a legitimate SD and a smart coach. They'll be making the decisions, and they're hopefully the correct ones
 

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O mangup, ne post temin a e permena Luan Krasniqin?
Patrioti je ti, si shumica e diaspores nuk durohni. Patriotat ma te medhajt jini ju te diapores per tulifar majmuni Shqiptar qe jone te ''famshem'' po me jetu ktu ne Kosove nuk jau don botha. Ma nin per Babe e per Nane teme, e jo me kqyr cili hamom Shqiptar i radhes bahet i famshem.
Po mshile ate goje bre kopil.
Hec shko merrja ngoj paj Pavloviqit se Big Brotheri tu ka kry. Injorant leshi.
 

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I know we need to make lots of changes but you can't dismantle the whole team, it would take too long to re-build and we need a good start to the season. Theo and Maignan are expandable, and we need players with good attitudes and work rate so I'm in favor of selling both.

Don't know if we end up keeping Salae but I would, maybe Adli too for depth, but Musah, Chuck, Terracciano, should go along with the 6 that weren't renewed or loaners that we won't redeem. If we sell Leao, that I want to keep, we can move Pulisic to the left and get a new right winger that I think are easier to find. Don't mind Modric and Rabiot along with a couple of younger mids that have experience in Serie A.

We don't want to become a team of unknowns, that when we check the starting line-up, we look like Torino and these days there are a ton of names that we're supposedly interested in and media that contradict themselves all the time.

Last few days I read that Leao wants to go, Leao wants to stay, Maignan is close to Chelsea, Maignan might renew because Allegri wants him back, Ricci still a target, Ricci no longer considered. Even read of interest for Barella, on top of Chiesa, Rovella, Lukumi, Kim, Vlahovic, Retegui, Ruggeri, Lucca, Xhaka, and countless others.

Most of it is guesswork or speculation and hope Tare/Allegri have clear targets because if we fuck up this mercato it doesn't matter who the coach is, our descent would be epic and long lasting. All because post Maldini we chose amateurs to run the club and incredibly after a disastrous season these incompetents still have jobs, including the futuro guy that relegated us to an amateur league. How much do you have to suck to lose your job?
 
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Stop deflecting. Are the players responsible for how good or bad a club becomes? Hence, do they also contribute to our sorry state or not? That's the issue, that's the question? Theo singlehandedly sent us out of the CL. Leao has been an idiot a lot of the times that you feel like tearing your hair out. Mike cost us how many points?

I get the urge to always, always blame the management. I get it. They've been an incompetent bunch, but this obsession to always try to shield the players and point at the management is laughable.

We may debate ratio of blame between players, management and other factors, if any. But these primadonnas are directly also responsible for how terrible we currently are. No "buts" and "ifs". Don't try to sugar-coat it and sneak in "management" to cover for them.

It's really black and white!
I never once said that the players have no blame

I am saying that the MAJORITY of the blame is on management. The coach in particular could have saved the season by playing the 343 earlier. We were sitting ducks with the 4231

The poor decisions in the market and regarding the coaching staff hurt more than anything else

The original discussion was about Leao. Again, he has some blame. But players like Theo and Mike’s shaky form hurt us way more
 

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He refused and he is willing to walk away for free

I think that was his plan all along, doesn't care about the club but with his awful play of late risks missing the World Cup. From a fan favorite to the most hated Milan player, hope he gets his ass benched and only plays a few minutes here and there.
 

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