The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[OVUNQUE CON TE]

Who's this abrakadabra bloke, 1.97cm is a tall boy

 

[Alo88]

The fuck is wrong with your reading comprehension? When did I say we don’t need another striker?

Speaking of reading comprehension, when did I say you did? Re-read my post. Slowly. You'll catch it.

I’m pointing out how this stupid management fumbled again with Gimenez and flushed €35M down the toilet.

Debatable.

If Gimenez was actually world-class, we’d be signing a young, promising backup, not begging washed-up bums like Vlahovic to save us with 10 goals.

Good idea. Let's start the season with only one real striker and some half-baked bets from Primavera. What can possibly go wrong?

By targeting him, they’re straight-up admitting they failed with Gimenez.

That's ... one special way to look at it.

City have Haaland, do you see them chasing washed players Jube's rejects like Vlahovic?

Furlani told our forum insider's source off the record that Vlahovic is Jube's problem and we're not intending to solve it for them anytime soon. Your panic may be a bit premature.

That being said, our track record with rejects, from Seedorf and Crespo to Theo and Pulisic for example, isn't even that bad.

Napoli revived McTominays career and they want to repeat that miracle with Nunez. What's your take on them? Dumbest management ever?

 

[brk]

I thought they might do more business before July 1st since next season's budget would be at such a deficit without CL money

at least this year they have the Reijnders buffer

but I guess they are waiting and they are accounting champions for a reason

Around one third of the Reijnders money was already pushed to next year

 

[BaniCPT]

Lol..no Captain armband?

 

[Nevermore]

Jashari or guerra, who would you guys prefer?

Jashari for me
Seems better on the ball and has potential to be regista
Guerra seems more like a tank

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Jashari or guerra, who would you guys prefer?

Guerra anyday

 

[ibelongtomilan]

Please comeback and save Milan

 

[tonyb]

Who is this Woltemade guy? How the heck is he suddenly being chased by Real and Chelsea? 198cm tall with 6 goals and 3 assists in 4 games at the U21 Euro. Is he really that good?

Yes. Mentioned him a few months ago.

 

[ibelongtomilan]

Speaking of reading comprehension, when did I say you did? Re-read my post. Slowly. You'll catch it.

Debatable.

Good idea. Let's start the season with only one real striker and some half-baked bets from Primavera. What can possibly go wrong?

That's ... one special way to look at it.

Furlani told our forum insider's source off the record that Vlahovic is Jube's problem and we're not intending to solve it for them anytime soon. Your panic may be a bit premature.

That being said, our track record with rejects, from Seedorf and Crespo to Theo and Pulisic for example, isn't even that bad.

Napoli revived McTominays career and they want to repeat that miracle with Nunez. What's your take on them? Dumbest management ever?

I don’t know how you want to argue this, he even lost his starting spot at Milan at one point to Abraham and others. A €35M striker not getting minutes in this pathetic Milan? Really? I’m not pretending to be a soothsayer and say he’ll be a failure forever, but up to now, €35M for him is a failure. You can't convince me otherwise. And I’ll only blame the management if they seriously go for Vlahović. What’s happening in Napoli is a completely different situation, you can’t compare the two. If they’re so eager to revive someone’s career, start with their own Gimenez first. Don’t bring in another reject. Focus on saving that precious €35M you’re about to flush down the toilet.

 

[Alo88]

@PietroMazzara: For Jashari, Milan is preparing a new offer after their initial bid of €27M plus €3M in bonuses was rejected. The expectation is that Milan will go up to €30M plus €3–5M in bonuses, which may convince Brugge to sell. The Belgian club is already looking for a replacement.

Finally, the world is healing.

 

[Cloren]

Happy birthday Paolo Maldini!

Arguably the most important person in the history of our club. As a player. Probably nobody tops him

 

[Tantalis]

I went on a binge watching this dudes content one day.

I thought it was staged because no way people in NY just had bars like that but apparently it’s all just random people

Yeah it's actually pretty nuts how good the average New Yorker is at rapping.

 

[justiface]

Yes. Mentioned him a few months ago.

Does he play like a typical giant target man a la Jan Koller? Or he's the kind who has that Joga Bonito feet a la Zlatan?

 

[ibelongtomilan]

Man these cunts don’t know shit about football

He is an ok player but he needs to be in the right system

Sell and get a proper mid like hjulmand

He is ok for bench option at best. Allegri I don’t know maybe has a plan for him

But if we find a better mid which is really not hard to do then easy sell

My god, people have been brainwashed by this cuck management into thinking RLC is somehow saving us. The fact that people are actually okay with selling a wc player like Reijnders just to keep this guy in the starting lineup is beyond comprehension.

 

[ibelongtomilan]

Betis are working on signing Emerson Royal on loan

[@DiMarzio]

Another masterpiece by Furlani. Moncada and co. just awesome.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

My god, people have been brainwashed by this cuck management into thinking RLC is somehow saving us. The fact that people are actually okay with selling a wc player like Reijnders just to keep this guy in the starting lineup is beyond comprehension.

He got pushed off the ball by
Wait for it
Midget Barella lmaoooo

Strong
Lmaoooo strong hahahah

Shit cunt is what he is

Rlc can eff off but if Allegri has a plan for him in the system then ok whatever
We shall see

But for me easy sell for 20 to 25 mil and just get a proper DM

 

[CDarius]

What date do they return to training at Milanello?

 

[ibelongtomilan]

He got pushed off the ball by
Wait for it
Midget Barella lmaoooo

Strong
Lmaoooo strong hahahah

Shit cunt is what he is

Rlc can eff off but if Allegri has a plan for him in the system then ok whatever
We shall see

But for me easy sell for 20 to 25 mil and just get a proper DM

Around 90% of this management’s transfers have been failures, no matter how people try to twist it.

 

[Hugh Janus]

Jashari or guerra, who would you guys prefer?

Jashari

 

[mPanucci]

I don’t know how you want to argue this, he even lost his starting spot at Milan at one point to Abraham and others. A €35M striker not getting minutes in this pathetic Milan? Really? I’m not pretending to be a soothsayer and say he’ll be a failure forever, but up to now, €35M for him is a failure. You can't convince me otherwise. And I’ll only blame the management if they seriously go for Vlahović. What’s happening in Napoli is a completely different situation, you can’t compare the two. If they’re so eager to revive someone’s career, start with their own Gimenez first. Don’t bring in another reject. Focus on saving that precious €35M you’re about to flush down the toilet.

Ur problem is u think football in real life works like career mode in ur game of choice.

U're not willing to concede an adjustment period, U ignore that he came into a dysfunctional team ailing n that we de facto paid €27/28m plus bonuses. Additionally he came w injury problems… U‘d literally watch him becoming more n more fit n agile.

That lead to the question, u seem to watch games w ur butt cheeks n not ur eyes. What's wrong with you?

Boy, writting off Gimenez is SUS!

 

[pippofan]

Modrics age and attributes tell me that Allegri would play him as a regista. If it’s a late game sub then I can picture him at Mezzala, but idk if he has the legs to do that from the start.

With Ricci, I simply dont think he can dictate play. For italy he plays centrally but my possibly outdated understanding of Allegri ball is that he wants a playmaker in that position. Ricci seems a little slow with the ball.

If Xhaka came I think he would start there.

By DM I mean the midfielder that stays the farthest back playing mainly in a cental area of the pitch, occasionally moving to the sides to help the FBs and often on a line with the CBs. That's where Torino played him and Ricci did what he was asked to do so not a regista ala Pirlo. Allegri might have different plans for him based on what he sees in training.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

 

[mPanucci]

What date do they return to training at Milanello?

7th July => Raduno

 

[tonyb]

Does he play like a typical giant target man a la Jan Koller? Or he's the kind who has that Joga Bonito feet a la Zlatan?

Zlatan.
And he's quicker and a better dribbler. He can play AM or out wide too.

Couldn't think of a better striker under 50mil.

After Gyokeres - I think any top team should be targetting him instead of guys like Sesko for example.

Best value striker over 50mil = Gyokers. Best value striker for 30-50 mil = Woltemade Best striker 20mil or less = Luca Stassin (20 yo, 17 goal contributions from 1868 mins - goal contribution every 110 mins)

 

[Pingu]

Happy birthday Paolo Maldini!

Arguably the most important person in the history of our club. As a player. Probably nobody tops him

Why did you have to say this explicitly? What are you implying?

 

[Kuroha]

Now we've been linked to someone Honest too

 

[abritcemeng]

Jashari or guerra, who would you guys prefer?

Tare is trying to repliacate SMS on Guerra

Tall, strong on ball

 

[The Cat]

Como are interested in Thiaw

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Why did you have to say this explicitly? What are you implying?

 

[sheva]

"Gimenez getting a replacement this summer means management publicly admitting they failed"

Yes, that's why we have a complacent LB who hadn't broken a sweat in two years, a rapping winger which has not elevated his level since scudetto (who management tried giving a replacement in Okafor, a failing attempt by itself), and we're relying on a GK who only jumps to his near post if there's a twinkie on the other side

Grazie management