The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[ymsv]

Agree. I always imagine Zlatan being a dick during negotiations.

"Hello Mbappe, what is your favourite animal?"

"I like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, so I guess I like turtle."

"Wrong, the correct answer is lion. Lions don't compare to turtles. Goodbye!"

Lion turtle or a turtle lion ?

 

[Goodfella]

Igli Tare?
Allegri?

 

 

[Dena]

 

[Rossonero1028]

'The new Maldini of Milan' - Former Belgium coach offers preview of De Cuyper

AC Milan have been interested in Maxim De Cuyper for some time now, and a glowing review has arrived for him.

sempremilan.com

Maybe he knows more? De Cuyper to Milan?

 

[AC_Wesley]

Andiamoooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[Hitman]

what an underwhelming and disappointing decision to get Allegri. he's a horrid coach that plays the ugliest football and he doesn't even guarantee results.

i expect to see a significant drop of season ticket holders, and a lot less viewers for Milan games in general..

there are times when we hire a player or coach and you are certain that they would be a disappointment, but still reserve a little bit of hope as they just might impress you.... in this case however, there is zero hope of Allegri doing anything to make us entertaining or winning again

what a depressing signing. i hate that we did not go for sarri. why not mancini over allegri? second spells have never been positive at Milan..

 

[R.Akbar]

Okay,
Let me be honest.

I dont understand why i should be happy with Allegri.
I hated Allegri. He drove Pirlo out of Milan, which sparked the Juve domination AND relied on him in the 14/15 campaign.
His play is far from beautiful football, but honestly quite effective.

now.
why hiring Allegri is suddenly a good idea?
Please enlighten me

i understand why conte is a good Idea,
but not Allegri.

 

[Cloren]

Now it’s time to back him in the market

Sell Theo, sell the fodders, sell maybe even Leao, keep Reijnders

 

[AC_Wesley]

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now.
why hiring Allegri is suddenly a good idea?
Please enlighten me

The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

Juve using Kalulu at RB…. We have destmerson….

forum.acmilan-online.com

 

[mPanucci]

Giuntoli gets the boot replaced by Redturd Man Comolli. Year Zero and Revolution at Jube.

 

[Buske]

Since we're about to sign the most reliable option available, a proven winner in Serie A and a Champions League finalist, wouldn't it be fair to say that anything short of a Scudetto challenge next season should be seen as a failure?

Get the fuck out with your pussio i'M hApPy wItH tOp 4. Napoli were 10th, signed Conte, and won the fucking league no excuses now for EuroMax, the safest bet out there, mr guarantee.

Conte did it with Napoli and others, Allegri did it with the most stacked serie a squad by far. Thats my only concern.
How would you rate his 2nd spell with juve from 1 to 10?

 

[Hugh Janus]

@yungeddy is moroccan???

Bahahaha who gassed his ass up

 

[MW6]

The player considered a key player SCORED against the following opponents this season:

Serie A - Lazio, Cagliari x2, Como, Empoli, Bologna, Udinese, Genoa.

Champions League - Slo. Bratislava, Girona, Red Star Belgrad

Coppa Italia & Supercoppa - Sassoulo
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But what about assists, surely he contributed in other ways? Glad you asked..

Serie A - Parma, Venezia x2, Lecce, Atalanta, Hellas Verona, Lazio, Lecce again, Udinese, Genoa

Champions League - Real Madrid (0 points against Feyenoord)

Coppa Italia & Supercoppa - Inter (CI semi) and Inter (SC final)
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To summarize: Our highest paid player and the player Milan should consider a key part produced the following amount of points in the 14 league-games against the 7 teams that finished above Milan in the standings: 3 (1 against the top-6 teams). And btw, the only goals he scored at San Siro was against Bratislava, Girona and Sassoulo.

For those of you who still wonder who this BIG GAME player is, it’s Rafael Leao.

 

[Sage]

This is the first time I feel excitement as a Milan fan since 2010 ( when we signed ibra )

 

[IL-Capitano]

Here’s Massimiliano!
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[mPanucci]

Many people believe that the change of direction of the Milan club, is due to fan protests. I believe this is not the case, simply because you do not close choices and agreements of DS and coach in one week. These are choices that go back to February/March, due to disasters.

As quickly as that went now, want to emphasize the point I think Tare has already come up w a clear coaching pitch. Whole story bout Italiano was made up. It was Tare with Allegri from the start n all the way.

This why Furlani deliberately spoke of announcements in plural last week. Everything was already set up. Modus operandi has changed.

 

[Hitchens]

Next week will provide answers regarding Mike and Theos renewals, IMO.

And will Reijnders be sold? Seems he's chosen it himself.

 

[Sage]

Maturing in life is realizing that this man plays the best style of football

3 points is all that matters

 

[Berlusconi]

He had returned to Juve by declaring that he changed, that he follows European matches and adapted to modern football ...

Result ? An even more annoying game than before its 1st departure and UCL beating against old teams.

If Allegri ends up in the top 4 it would not be a difficult feat to do worse than Ronceca, Conceicaio and we do not play a European Cup next season ...

We would have been able to have Gasperini the beautiful game, the class in Europe, the development of promising young people ... We are going to hit a croque-mort on the bench adept at the withdrawal and the defense. With a football philosophy of the 1980s and a speed of game of 1970.

Ask Juve supporters if Max has changed . This coach had succeeded in not creating football with Dybala, CR7, Pogba, Cancelo, Chiesa to their bonuses.
He tenured Di Ciglio in place of Cancelo in UCL because the latter did not defend.
What about offensive replacements? Not before the 80th We never know the team could mark

When you typed a non -electric scooter (Ronceca, Conceicao) for 1 year the pedal bike (allegi) appears as a enchanting revolution

Gasperini made sense with the way we’re trying to grow and sell players for huge profit. But I do feel there’s a better chance at winning trophies with Allegri

 

[Neruda]

Next week will provide answers regarding Mike and Theos renewals, IMO.

And will Reijnders be sold? Seems he's chosen it himself.

Sadly Tiji is way too good to be playing for this club atp

 

[Neruda]

MAXIMILIANO

 

[nonsonoqui]

I’m travelling so I haven’t been on here at all, but I see we have signed Allegri. Tare and Allegri are finally (finally) sensible decisions. Welcome back Allegri!

Now let’s see how the choices play out. I’m being cautious still because this season was an unmitigated disaster. We have a lot of work to do.

 

[Dena]

@DiMarzio: Allegri signs two-year contract with one-year option

 

[bigboss1963]

Ok I'm cautiously satisfied with Allegri but there's been no announcement about Sergio leaving. Not the best look but the club can't do anything about leaks like this I guess. I wish Conceicao the best.

 

[Ryo]

Probably Motta. He did play for them after all.

Motta's a 4231 merchant.
He would dismantle their 3ATB.

 

[Ryo]

 

[Alo88]

Giuntoli gets the boot replaced by Redturd Man Comolli. Year Zero and Revolution at Jube.

Bravo Giuntoli!

 

[Sage]

I can’t wait for the press conference

 

[Alo88]

I’m travelling so I haven’t been on here at all, but I see we have signed Allegri. Tare and Allegri are finally (finally) sensible decisions. Welcome back Allegri!

Now let’s see how the choices play out. I’m being cautious still because this season was an unmitigated disaster. We have a lot of work to do.

Chances are if you travel a little longer, next time you'll log in constructions on the new San Siro will have begun!

 

[The Cat]