The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[The Cat]

Longo reposted his tweet about vlahovic. Think something might be cooking there.

Vlahovic replacing jovic is an upgrade. What's all the fuss about?

 

[The Cat]

So maybe Theo staying.
Better let hem stay, instead of selling him for only 25-30m lol
Maybe he wanna stay longer next year if we reach cl again

We can't make same mistakes as kessie, hakan, Donna. Very awkward situation, it is probably better to cash in on both theo and Mike...unless they suddenly change they mood and renew

 

[The Cat]

Info @cmdotcom direct telephone contact between Simone Inzaghi and Theo Hernandez: the Milan full-back has asked for time to reflect

 

[Nevermore]

Of course, they'll spend all budget on CF

 

[patosheva]

Xhaka fofana modrix

Oo man we will be shit again

 

[Ryo]

AUGUST
Serie A Matchday 1 Milan-Cremonese (August 24, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 2: Lecce-Milan (August 31, 2025)

SEPTEMBER
INTERNATIONAL BREAK
Serie A Matchday 3: Milan-Bologna (September 14, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 4: Udinese-Milan (September 21, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 5: Milan-Napoli (September 28, 2025)

OCTOBER
Serie A Matchday 6: Ladri-Milan (October 5, 2025)
INTERNATIONAL BREAK
Serie A Weekday 7: Milan-Fiorentina (October 19, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 8: Milan-Pisa (October 26, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 9: Atalanta-Milan (October 29, 2025)

NOVEMBER
Serie A Matchday 10: Milan-Roma (November 2, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 11: Parma-Milan (November 9, 2025)
INTERNATIONAL BREAK
Serie A Matchday 12: Merda-Milan (November 23, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 13: Milan-Lazio (November 30, 2025)

DECEMBER
Serie A Matchday 14: Torino-Milan (December 7, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 15: Milan-Sassuolo (December 14, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 16: Como-Milan (December 21, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 17: Milan-Verona (December 28, 2025)

JANUARY
Serie A Matchday 18: Cagliari-Milan (January 3, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 19: Milan-Genoa (January 6, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 20: Fiorentina-Milan (January 18, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 21: Milan-Lecce (January 11, 2025)
Serie A Matchday 22: Roma-Milan (January 25, 2026)

FEBRUARY
Serie A Matchday 23: Bologna-Milan (February 1, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 24: Milan-Como (February 8, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 25: Pisa-Milan (February 15, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 26: Milan-Parma (February 22, 2026)

MARCH
Serie A Matchday 27: Cremonese-Milan (March 1, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 28: Milan-Merda (March 8, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 29: Lazio-Milan (March 15, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 30: Milan-Torino (March 22, 2026)
INTERNATIONAL BREAK

APRIL
Serie A Matchday 31: Napoli-Milan (April 4, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 32: Milan-Udinese (April 12, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 33: Verona-Milan (April 19, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 34: Milan-Ladri (April 26, 2026)

MAY
Serie A Matchday 35: Sassuolo-Milan (May 3, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 36: Milan-Atalanta (May 10, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 37: Genoa-Milan (May 17, 2026)
Serie A Matchday 38: Milan-Cagliari (May 24, 2026)



Derby on matchday 12 after International break in November.

Return derby on matchday 28 in early March.

Between Matchday 5 to Matchday 13, we play Napoli, Ladri, Fiorentina, Atalanta, Roma, Merda and Lazio. 7 of our rivals in 9 matchdays.

 

[patosheva]

Pedulla who was well informed until now says we are ready to offer salemakers and 15 mil for Vlahovic.

 

[brk]

Gentle reminder that the data team is in love with Vlahovic and think he's the perfect CF.

 

[ACM14061988]

Some Serie C clubs are going bankrupt as expected, like Brescia, Spal, Triestina and Cosenza No shame in telling you i hope they go bankrupt so Futuro sneak back in

 

[The Cat]

Pedulla who was well informed until now says we are ready to offer salemakers and 15 mil for Vlahovic.

Not good. Unless a very good Rw is coming. I would like sales to stay.

We cannot play another season with chukwueze

 

[patosheva]

Not good. Unless a very good Rw is coming. I would like sales to stay.

We cannot play another season with chukwueze

Forgot pulisc

 

[Wild]

I only know that we are really interested in Xhaka

Is it him or Modric?
Can they coexist?

 

[Nevermore]

Xhaka fofana modrix

Oo man we will be shit again

It's better than what we have now.
At least Xhaka and Modric can pass. Maybe we won't be outplayed by every shit team in serie A anymore

 

[Wild]

Pedulla who was well informed until now says we are ready to offer salemakers and 15 mil for Vlahovic.

I would take a chance on Vlha for that deal.

 

[Wild]

Xhaka fofana modrix

Oo man we will be shit again

Thats a good midfield for seriea to be honest.

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[SpartanMilan]

Some Serie C clubs are going bankrupt as expected, like Brescia, Spal, Triestina and Cosenza No shame in telling you i hope they go bankrupt so Futuro sneak back in

God Cellino is such a piece of shit. Should be allowed no where near Italian football.

Killing a 114 year old club because he didn't feel like paying wages

 

[ACM14061988]

Is it him or Modric?
Can they coexist?

We want both

 

[sheva]

Only one of Xhaka or Modric. Not both. They are old and slow as fuck. If i have to I'd take Xhaka because he younger and left footed need some balance on the LHS.

And neither of these players are coming for cheap wages.

I don't understand this position

Modric is coming from a decade at real Madrid, xhaxa from a bundes champion a year ago. Would they be in this position if they were "slow as fuck"?

Zlatan, who most of this forum adores for some reason, came to us at 36? And has contributed to the Scudetto.

For comparison, we got reindeer and Gimenez from erdeviese, pavlo from Austrian league. Yeah, I would trust more on a player that has consistently played in top leagues compared to unknown potentials.

 

[The Cat]

Xhaka is turning 33, he's not that old. Look at mkhitaryan he had a good run at Inter.

 

[SpartanMilan]

Is it him or Modric?
Can they coexist?

I feel like they can, especially considering that Modric doesn't have to go every week.

I think you start Modric against teams that will bunker or top of the table teams, and otherwise have him on the bench to use if we need an impact sub.

Xhaka should start most games, but can be rested against the bottom feeders and replaced with a more dynamic option.

I feel like we can make it work

 

[pippofan]

Notice 5 Serie A clubs from Lombardia, and most of the rest are North and Central Italy. The South represented only by Napoli, Lecce, and Cagliari. The Southerners were right to be opposed to the unification of Italy and the hatred for their future king from the house of Savoy who actually spoke Franch like prime minister Cavour.

 

[AndreiX]

Modric and fofana w xhaka behind them wouldn't be too different from a seedorf ambro aquilani that Allegri has probably fielded before

Serie a teams are slow af, as long as we have mids that can keep possession and notice a winger making a run they don't need to be workhorses

Idgaf about age we need to guarantee CL football for next year before anything else
What capable young player dreams of watching CL on TV? Can't dream about those types of dudes as long as we have nothing to offer

 

[ymsv]

Info @cmdotcom direct telephone contact between Simone Inzaghi and Theo Hernandez: the Milan full-back has asked for time to reflect

He is shocked . He can not understand how he found his number .

 

[SuperPippo]

Some Serie C clubs are going bankrupt as expected, like Brescia, Spal, Triestina and Cosenza No shame in telling you i hope they go bankrupt so Futuro sneak back in

Do all four need to go under for Futuro to stay in C?

 

[The Cat]

Longo : Milan will not redeem Sottil

 

[forward]

You know Theo has a choice to not get Gulaged. He just needs to get the fuck outta the club. He gets paid. Milan gets paid. We move on to a better fit of a LB tactically. Everybody happy.

Give me some names please.
Who is this amazing LB that we will sign instead?

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[AndreiX]

Thats a good midfield for seriea to be honest.

Yeah a "slow" midfield is dangerous in CL in case you run into PL tards or Spanish 1-2 midgets that can run circles around slower players

Serie a midfielders on average are ass, there's like 2-3 teams that have athletic mids that aren't donkeys IQ wise, any sorta technical ability and mids can walk all game long in a serie a game and have a good game

Most bad teams just sit waaay tf back and you need mids that can pass or see gaps not runners cause there's nowhere for them to run
And to prevent counters all you need is full backs that track back ie not last years theo and a Dm that knows how to cover the space in the middle which xhaka can probably pull off

 

[Curupira]

Do all four need to go under for Futuro to stay in C?

I think Lucchese also declared bankrupt and need to find a buyer by June