The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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I don't understand this position

Modric is coming from a decade at real Madrid
Xhaxa from a bundes champion a year ago. Would they be in this position if they were "slow as fuck"?

Xhaka has always turned like a 🛳 Modric started like half of Madrids game last season. And had runners in Vini Benz Rodrygo Bellingham Camavinga Valverde helping him out over the last few years. We have what? Cheap Temu knockoffs. They have another year in already old weary legs. Slow as in their reactions and sharpness isn't there. You need to surround these type of players with runners.

Zlatan, who most of this forum adores for some reason, came to us at 36? And has contributed to the Scudetto.

R&B have a history of being Nostalgia Cucks.

For comparison, we got reindeer and Gimenez from erdeviese, pavlo from Austrian league. Yeah, I would trust more on a player that has consistently played in top leagues compared to unknown potentials.
He's 39 years of age. 40 in September. He has over a 1000 professional games in legs.

Would you of married or picked your girlfriend or boyfriend if they told you they been nutted in by 100 different guys before you? Unless that's your sort of thing.
 
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Give me some names please.
Who is this amazing LB that we will sign instead?
Names don't come out until Allegri has figured out how he wants us to play. If he wants to attack down the right flank instead, we grab a defensive-minded LB. If he decides to play terrorist ball, then LB only needs to have wicked long passing.

You're not getting any names until tactics and formation are decided, and that won't happen until Allegri talks with the players (which won't happen until after this NT break).

Enjoy the Mercato for what it is.
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Info @cmdotcom direct telephone contact between Simone Inzaghi and Theo Hernandez: the Milan full-back has asked for time to reflect
Honest concern but what the fuck is the issue with Theo? Its clearly mental as hes still in his prime physically
 

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Would you of married or picked your girlfriend or boyfriend if they told you they been nutted in by 100 different guys before you? Unless that's your sort of thing.
I wont marry her but for sure will bang her a couple of times & enjoy quality head.
Modric is here for a couple of seasons.
 

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Fucking Bastoni, waste of space.
1-0 to Norway.
 

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I wont marry her but for sure will bang her a couple of times & enjoy quality head.
Modric is here for a couple of seasons.
Weird pivot there. I interpreted this as you banging and getting head from Modric.

Didn’t know Lebannese got like that..

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2-0. This batch of Italians man.....
 

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Norway curb stomping Italia in Oslo right now.
 

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3-0 Haaland gets his first.
Who to blame for this one?
Mighty mighty Norway.
 

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Misses 2 World Cups.
Italy: We'll qualify for the next one.
The Qualifying:
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This is woeful... are we aiming for a record 3rd straight WC missed?
 

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