The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Soldier_of_god]

Dua Lipa isnt attractive.
The fuck are you talking about?

Would still smash but yea I agree

 

[Ashish]

blame it on ICE

It’s not a joke or it’s a joke my uber driver said city is empty because of ice. I am like wtf when did it snow in summer.

 

[MW6]

Yes, 26 goal contributions in 50 games seems like a great return, no? Well, lets deep dive a little bit:

5 g+a against 36th place Young Boys
3 g+a against 14th place Verona
2 g+a against Serie B Cesena
2 g+a against 20th place Monza
2 g+a against 30th place Sturm Graz
2 g+a against 18th place Empoli

This is 16 g+a in stat-padding games against literal fodder teams. Take out these, and you have 44 games with Atalanta, with 10 g+a. In fact, if we even count national team games, CDK played 44(!!) games last season where he didn't even register a single g+a. 44!

This guy is inconsistent as hell, stat-padding against fodder, but useless in 85% of the games. We were fooled once with a player like this - Chukwueze in his last Villareal season managed to get no goals or assists in 30 league games.

I don't get why some people are still in love with CDK. He is an inconsistent beta cuck, a pussy, who showed he doesn't have the character to be a champion. Even now, when "on paper" he has great numbers, but if you take a closer look at it, you see that he is a fool's gold player. We made a good deal with getting rid of him for 25 mil. It was a necessary loss mitigation.

Great work buddy, now do (the two year older, 15M€ more expensive with no defensive contribution) Leao’s numbers!

(Spoiler: it’s just ”as bad”)
(Spoiler #2: No goals at SanSiro at the entire season in the league)

 

[Maxer44]

I love the Balkan members on this board. The only group who don’t rate their players at all.

This part of the world is both extremely bad and extremely in love with this game(besides Croatia for some reason)

I myself have had the misfortune of watching the Serbian national team publicly humiliate themselves on national television numerous times.

On the other hand the whole region has an almost transcendent ability to put a ball into hoop..so there's that

 

[Swagotelli]

Yes, 26 goal contributions in 50 games seems like a great return, no? Well, lets deep dive a little bit:

5 g+a against 36th place Young Boys
3 g+a against 14th place Verona
2 g+a against Serie B Cesena
2 g+a against 20th place Monza
2 g+a against 30th place Sturm Graz
2 g+a against 18th place Empoli

This is 16 g+a in stat-padding games against literal fodder teams. Take out these, and you have 44 games with Atalanta, with 10 g+a. In fact, if we even count national team games, CDK played 44(!!) games last season where he didn't even register a single g+a. 44!

This guy is inconsistent as hell, stat-padding against fodder, but useless in 85% of the games. We were fooled once with a player like this - Chukwueze in his last Villareal season managed to get no goals or assists in 30 league games.

I don't get why some people are still in love with CDK. He is an inconsistent beta cuck, a pussy, who showed he doesn't have the character to be a champion. Even now, when "on paper" he has great numbers, but if you take a closer look at it, you see that he is a fool's gold player. We made a good deal with getting rid of him for 25 mil. It was a necessary loss mitigation.

Goddamn, you have a lot of time on your hand

You should replace that fraud Moncada as our analyst

 

[Wild]

Taylor Swift
Avril Lavigne

 

[grandeacm2]

Didn't use our local homegirl Laura pausini smh

I've heard of the name before but I'm not familiar with Italian music. I know mostly some of the big UK/US stuff and some of the local Albanian scene.
She looks decent but I wouldn't call her beautiful, nowhere near Avril league. Nice tits though.
Of course everyone has their taste, but regardless both this Laura girl and Avril mog the everliving shit out of Dua.

 

[grandeacm2]

That was so weird.
We were gunning for a needed position & i expected that we go for the same profile.
Similar when we were going after an attacker & then we signed Bonnuci

Bonucci was requested specifically by Montella.

 

[fray]

Adli, Pobega, RLC & Bennacer - ?
Musah - 25
Reijnders - 65

Even Bondo?

That's a huge midfield clear out, tbh. A lot of money saved in wages and we could definitely bring in about 130m+ from these sales.

If it happens, I expect to see at least three big signings in midfield; Xhaka, Jashari, Modric + an 8/10 type of player.

 

[nonsonoqui]

This part of the world is both extremely bad and extremely in love with this game(besides Croatia for some reason)

I myself have had the misfortune of watching the Serbian national team publicly humiliate themselves on national television numerous times.

On the other hand the whole region has an almost transcendent ability to put a ball into hoop..so there's that

Yes, Croatia punch above their weight.

Serbia have had great individuals but it has never worked out properly.

My Serbian buddy just shrugs and says, “politics.”

My Croatian friends do as well, but stuff works out for them overall when it comes to performing.

 

[grandeacm2]

Would still smash but yea I agree

But you called her a tranny? Got that R9 energy in you huh?

 

[Ashish]

Balkan energy needed. The club is too sissified.

Ibra, rebic and krunic won us the scudetto.

Pleaseeee

My krunic jersey

 

[Mr. Tea]

Dua Lipa isnt attractive.
The fuck are you talking about?

 

[Swagotelli]

At first I read this as a reference to Diddy and Castor oil.

lol was there another reference?

 

[grandeacm2]

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Dishonest and selective quoting ftw

 

[nonsonoqui]

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I love the Balkan members on this board. The only group who don’t rate their players at all.

Yep that’s how it is. I don’t rate a single Bosnian player. Apart from dzeko back in the days when I really wanted him in Milan. He was a Milan fan too. Moron management never replaced ibra after he left.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Yes, Croatia punch above their weight.

Serbia have had great individuals but it has never worked out properly.

My Serbian buddy just shrugs and says, “politics.”

My Croatian friends do as well, but stuff works out for them overall when it comes to performing

Matic is the one we missed out on in his prime. Not that he would have come here though given our banter era issues.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

But you called her a tranny? Got that R9 energy in you huh?

Was said in jest. Still not attractive though.

 

[Ashish]

definitely a tranny for sure

@CapitaoLugano may be we were similar than we thought.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

If Dua brings converts her followers into Milan fans then yea for sure she is attractive now.

 

[grandeacm2]

Yep that’s how it is. I don’t rate a single Bosnian player. Apart from dzeko back in the days when I really wanted him in Milan. He was a Milan fan too. Moron management never replaced ibra after he left.

Wasn't there a thread about him here back then? Epic of Dzeko or whatever?
Milan fanbase back then were crazy about signing Dzeko, they thought he was gonna be the new Sheva.
In the end he ended up at Inter, some Milan fan he turned out to be

 

[nonsonoqui]

Yep that’s how it is. I don’t rate a single Bosnian player. Apart from dzeko back in the days when I really wanted him in Milan. He was a Milan fan too. Moron management never replaced ibra after he left.

What about Krunic bro?

I rate him.

 

[ACM14061988]

Suma said either Napoli get close to 30 million for Musah or he will remain here, we want 20+ for both Theo and Maignan, we are interested in Xhaka and they want Thiaw

 

[Soldier_of_god]

What about Krunic bro?

I rate him.

lol you really want my opinion on krunic. I absolutely despise krunic.

See what Turkish league fans say about him now lmao

I mean he did ok in scudetto season. That’s it. Average player.

 

[Ashish]

all this dua lipa bashing to come up with....... avril lavigne?

Isn’t she a teenage boy with skateboard?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Salihamidzic is one player of Bosnian origin that was really good at his peak. Good player for Bayern.

 

[The Cat]

Suma said either Napoli get close to 30 million for Musah or he will remain here, we want 20+ for both Theo and Maignan, we are interested in Xhaka and they want Thiaw

Does your source know anything about Jashari?

 

[rossonero1]

Suma said either Napoli get close to 30 million for Musah or he will remain here, we want 20+ for both Theo and Maignan, we are interested in Xhaka and they want Thiaw

Schira already said he’s close to Napoli for 22m plus bonuses. I wouldn’t put any faith in what Suma says on anything. He knows nothing. He’s like Pellegatti. Galliani probably fed them both news back in the day. Now they’re worthless.

 

[The Cat]

Salihamidzic is one player of Bosnian origin that was really good at his peak. Good player for Bayern.

Always remember gattuso beefing with him