The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Pingu]

Damn, this club really killed all enthusiasm for the mercato. We are two days into non stop discussion of femininity and whether certain celebrities are attractive or not.

Go outside.

 

[pippofan]

Out of curiousity, do we really think he was cool with it? Or was he merely trying not to bury a player publicly?
I don't know the answer, but I find it very hard to believe mgmt thought nothing of it. I fucking dispise Zlatan in any mgmt capacity, but there's no way he was thinking "all good here, nothing to see"

Wasn't Theo meeting the bench a few points this season while fully healthy?
Did they not SELL him in january? (They did, he refused the move)

A serious club would have fined them heavily for what they did, total lack of respect for coach and team-mates. I couldn't believe it when I saw it and expected a strong statement of disapproval, instead we sent a message that we lack discipline, players can do whatever they want with no consequences.

Created a precedent that if someone else messed up they would get away with it like those imbeciles did, if you want to treat everyone equally.

 

[BreadPitt]

Nunez Ew

 

[Ludwig]

For those who said no to Milan fans as players.

It's getting younger. If we don't get CL trophy in a couple years, maybe there will be good players who attended Milan's match as fetuses!!

 

[pippofan]

Giorgia Meloni is hotter than them all.

Personal preference.

If Meloni had been an actress she might have made the list, as well as the Interista Diletta Leotta.

Aside from Bellucci that gets naked at the drop of a hat, (not that I mind), the others were more dignified and their beauty more natural looking, imo.

 

[P.Lorre]

JASHARI to HLN (Interview) - In 2011, after seeing Milan v Barcelona, it became my dream to play at the San Siro.

 

[Alo88]

Out of curiousity, do we really think he was cool with it? Or was he merely trying not to bury a player publicly?
I don't know the answer, but I find it very hard to believe mgmt thought nothing of it. I fucking dispise Zlatan in any mgmt capacity, but there's no way he was thinking "all good here, nothing to see"

Wasn't Theo meeting the bench a few points this season while fully healthy?
Did they not SELL him in january? (They did, he refused the move)

Yeah but publicly he said what he said which did enough to paint the picture that everything goes and he wasn't even benched afterwards iirc. It was a very poor handling of the situation by everyone.

 

[Alo88]

Matteo Moretto - Milan are in constant contact with Xhaka's entourage. They want the player at Milan.

 

[haditusso]

Damn, this club really killed all enthusiasm for the mercato. We are two days into non stop discussion of femininity and whether certain celebrities are attractive or not.

Go outside.

This is outside

 

[Soldier_of_god]

If we get Nunez we deserve to be mid table then

Good luck to us

Nunezzz lmao

 

[Wild]

Bunch of average players made the final of ucl twice under Simone inzhagi

You know inter? Have you heard of that merda team

Inzaghi>>>>>>>>>Gatu.
Inter squad>>>>>>>Italy.

 

[Wild]

The idea that a singer isn’t an artist unless they write their own songs overlooks the true nature of art itself. Just as actors don't need to write their scripts to be considered artists, singers don’t need to write songs to express artistry.

In the arabic world writers, composures & singers are most likely different people

 

[ymsv]

...........

Next I'll be told Kim K is an artist because she blows a cock real good and Paris H an icon of our time...

Different type of artist and probably the most popular art type .

 

[justiface]

Just watch we wont aign anygood player and it will be somw shit ones

When everyone was getting sidetracked with that whole female artists debate, Patosheva came into the Commode and posted this. His commitment to pessimism and his deep boiling hatred towards our management is incomparable. That's why he's the GOAT.

 

[Dokoa]

Such a cheap way to look at artistry. Some people struggle for their art, cultivate their skills, grow, expand, and much more.

Some are curated puppets dancing around for our entertainment, not art.

Fuck Dua Lipa... For the record Avril isn't an artist, but she's fun and I have fond memories of her music.

Artistry is dying and people like Dua Lipa are helping it's slow walk into the grave.

Fuck Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra.

 

[The Cat]

JASHARI to HLN (Interview) - In 2011, after seeing Milan v Barcelona, it became my dream to play at the San Siro.

Well stop dick teasing, get your agent to make it happen.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Fuck Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra.

Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me you see. Straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain. Mother fuck him and John Wayne!

 

[Massaro94]

Still can't believe he cost us 50M, and cost himself a chance to play for a good, young exciting team in Como. Gets to stay in Italy in a beautiful place to keep his wife happy.

This guy is just bad decision after bad decision.

Oh he cost us alot more than 50M this season.

Money alone would be around 150M with the early ucl exit and his many failings in the league

Also with the feyenoord red card cost us the chance to beat inter in the ucl.

Soo era we get rid of this orphan the better

BTW it's hilarious atletico don't want him

Crazy how some fans fight his corner but the biggest club to actually come for him was atletico.

 

[Massaro94]

Looks like theo might stay , or hopefully fuck off to Saudi

Oh my days

This is highly embarrassing for the theo fan club

 

[Nestafan]

Such a cheap way to look at artistry. Some people struggle for their art, cultivate their skills, grow, expand, and much more.

Some are curated puppets dancing around for our entertainment, not art.

Fuck Dua Lipa... For the record Avril isn't an artist, but she's fun and I have fond memories of her music.

Artistry is dying and people like Dua Lipa are helping it's slow walk into the grave.

Just on the topic of music, my fiancee and I are currently selecting a playlist for our wedding and we wanted to go through the decades (almost like an evolution of music) 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's , 90's, 00's. Once we arrived at the 10's it was like I struck a brick wall. Could barely think of anything worth selecting. Same with the present decade. Music has really fallen off a cliff.

 

[Massaro94]

Thats a 10 in your country

Indeed

Aussie lineage comes from crooks and prostitutes.

Ugly af. Just watch neighbours and home and away lol

 

[Massaro94]

Used to be Italians

Lmao

 

[Buske]

Dhaka did well in Leverkusen. Compared to Musah he's Rodri.

However this Milan is still mediocre bs.

Mid will most likely be: xhaka, Luka, fofana, rlc, one young player, Liberali maybe. Selling Tiji was really a total disaster quality wise.

Chuku and Okafor? Who will replace them? One is Jimenez, ok. Other probably some unknown kid Pokémon. Or Saele.

The defense lacks new lb and reserve rb and one cb.

Cardinale will not give the money for all of this. Another bs mercato incoming.

Haha mrki bro always optimistic.
With some luck we can get to 6th spot next season

 

[milanator]

My bet is that it will go horribly wrong.
Gatu is no tactician but lets pretend that he is a great motivator which he isnt
How far can you motivate a bunch of average players?!

I don't think the squad quality or tactics are the issue when it comes to winning against small and medium sized teams.

My positive scenario for him would be that he is a big enough personality to shield the players and can maybe appeal to their pride. His strict and intense personality as a coach might also work better on a NT schedule were you get breaks from each other regularly.

 

[WILL2K]

Anyway, about the relevant topic of Avril vs Dua, they are both fine, not gorgeous or anything.

If I were single, I probably would go for Avril. She seems more natural, cute and has an interesting personality. Dua is ok, but she seems to strike me as a bit dull, more of a forced/manufactured product and can look awkward at times.

Anyways that's my superficial analysis. At the end of the day, I do believe prime Monica Bellucci beats 99% of the women out there and she is classic and still looks attractive even at 60ish. For some reason, I tend to be drawn towards someone like Mary Elizabeth Winstead, not that popular, not sure why. I find Aunt May from Spiderman (Marisa Tomei) attractive too among the older women. I like Nathalie Joanne Emmanuel too from GOT, but not the main actresses.

 

[Massaro94]

I'm reminded of covid
Some leagues like the PL and La Liga put in fake crowd noise in the broadcast in post
Serie A otoh didn't do that shit and we got a unique comfy atmosphere where we clearly hear the managers shout and stuff which doesn't usually happen

Even before.covid you can get serie a matches with no commentary...full stadium experience.

I remember watching milan play at san siro on some Italian channel on my mates dodgy box. I think it's these kind of options that lead to the fall of matchday attendances as Italian tv gives u the full package.

 

[Alo88]

I'm ready for Okafors redemption arc.

 

[Hugh Janus]

Pioli saw inzaghi landed in Saudi and he dipped ffs

 

[pippofan]

Anyway, about the relevant topic of Avril vs Dua, they are both fine, not gorgeous or anything.

If I were single, I probably would go for Avril. She seems more natural, cute and has an interesting personality. Dua is ok, but she seems to strike me as a bit dull, more of a forced/manufactured product and can look awkward at times.

Anyways that's my superficial analysis. At the end of the day, I do believe prime Monica Bellucci beats 99% of the women out there and she is classic and still looks attractive even at 60ish. For some reason, I tend to be drawn towards someone like Mary Elizabeth Winstead, not that popular, not sure why. I find Aunt May from Spiderman (Marisa Tomei) attractive too among the older women. I like Nathalie Joanne Emmanuel too from GOT, but not the main actresses.

Marisa Tomei was sensational and sexy in "My cousin Vinny". She's got something hard to define, a "cockateasa" like an old Italian friend used to say in his broken English.

 

[Shiby]

Avril Lavigne put an 8 in skate and said: "It goes to show that when you take a big creative risk, it can really pay off.”

I cant believe she is a part of any 2025 discussion. She irrelevant now and she was irrelevant 20 years ago.