The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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Avril Lavigne looks good for her age. Dua will decline much more sharply since she has some pretty soft features. But now the age gap helps Dua.

However this all is a bit too face centred, things like proportions, butt etc matter as well. Dua has a nicer body imo out of the two, but they are both nothing special in that regard when talking about pop stars.
 

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good morning, friends.

I just want to remind you that Tijji was forced out of Milan according to rnb theorists.

What i find weird about the orphans is that they care so much.. he was bought by rb so even if they did force him out what difference does it make.
 

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That water cooling break fiasco really did Theo in. That set off a chain of really stupid antics, culminating in the CL game against Feyenoord.

I remember people here actually supporting him then, because, hey...we don't like Fonseca :fp:

Orphans will support anything which goes against redbird
 

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There are "milanisti" STILL actively supporting this guy to this moment.
Cost us 50M by saying no to Como. Cost us god knows how much v Feyenoord (and not just money, but in community respect)... Cost us 35M w the Saudis...

I'm sorry, but this guy hasn't been himself in over 1,5yrs now, how is this guy more important than the club? All this to make a point you don't like gerry cardinale? ffs...

Exactly.
 

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Now I have to support Italia cause of ringio

Thanks a lot fucktards

Hopefully gattuso does well. Champion player
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Yea but I don’t want him

I want guerra instead
Likewise, but wouldn't mind jashari at all. Leaning slightly towards Guerra, as he's played good at a higher level

Guerra is a proper midfielder, knows what to do as soon as he gets the ball, good passer, tackling, good height
 

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I got no issue with it. Some players chase the money, and in a short career, I don't blame them
Guys like this will miss the club, the unity and the adoration of the fans.
He's not going to be adored and revered like he was here. maybe double the salary will make up for it, but maybe it won't.

Point is, he chose this path. and that's cool. he says the EPL was his dream, and now he's achieved it.

Again, give me players that want to be here. That choose to be here. Pulisic and Leao, as much as I don't gag on their nuts like many people, can absolutely leave this club and pick from a huge pool of suitors, but they both seemingly choose to stay.

If we strong-armed and kept Tijji here against his obvious wishes, ruining his dream... How well you think he's performing next season? How much engine he giving a demanding Allegri on the defensive side, when he barely did it to start with?
Leao and suitors?

Where
 

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Just on the topic of music, my fiancee and I are currently selecting a playlist for our wedding and we wanted to go through the decades (almost like an evolution of music) 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's , 90's, 00's. Once we arrived at the 10's it was like I struck a brick wall. Could barely think of anything worth selecting. Same with the present decade. Music has really fallen off a cliff.
congrats

And here:

 

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Such a cheap way to look at artistry. Some people struggle for their art, cultivate their skills, grow, expand, and much more.

Some are curated puppets dancing around for our entertainment, not art.

Fuck Dua Lipa... For the record Avril isn't an artist, but she's fun and I have fond memories of her music.

Artistry is dying and people like Dua Lipa are helping it's slow walk into the grave.
Good post
I would call Avril a pop entertainer first and artist second, but she can idd play instruments like the guitar and the piano
If you look at the credits she's always been writer/co-writer on most of the tracks and for the most part has avoided the huge production teams with 7-8 writers on each track, she stuck to at most 3 writers including herself in most of her albums
There were country influences early on but she always was pop-punk with some other influences like metal and grunge
There was always a clear vision on her music, so in that sense I would call her an artist or a creator because she had a distinct and unique style that stood out
Nothing wrong with staying in a box, don't fix what isn't broken, guess what heavy metal bands do after decades? They play heavy metal
If anything having a clear vision is a strength not a weakness

Btw I have no problem with pure singers who are pure interpreters, they have always been around like Celine Dion, Whitney Houston etc.
Dua's voice is not my thing at all because if I wanted to hear a deep voice like that I would just listen to a male singer, I prefer girlier somewhat higher voices on female singers
But she's just another generic voice out there, nothing special or memorable, Albanians just rave on about her because she made it abroad
That aside, what I don't like her about the most is how much they push her even though she's not really that popular relatively to other artists if you look at the sales
And it feels like they are using her as a political tool but I haven't looked too much into it

I also don't get why and how she even managed to collaborate with Andrea Bocelli or Ibrahim Tatlises of all people
These collab makes no sense + she must have some crazy connections to get Andrea Bocelli to collab with her
It feels like she or her management are trying to tick every box and appeal to anyone they can
There is no vision whatsoever, a lot of her stuff is just mediocre covers
She is so manufactured to the point where Britney Spears in the 90s feels authentic
 
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Lol at calabria wanting out

He was thrown out like jazzy Jeff in fresh Prince

Rb getting money for a guy with less than 6 months on his contract is hall of fame level business

Dudes crying over calabria lel
We loaned him out with his contract running out.

Biggest GTFO, and his bitchass still making slick comments after Copa. :lol: though he did “pocket” Leao after all
 

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Avril Lavigne looks good for her age. Dua will decline much more sharply since she has some pretty soft features. But now the age gap helps Dua.
Frustrated Jack Nicholson GIF
 

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We loaned him out with his contract running out.

Biggest GTFO, and his bitchass still making slick comments after Copa. :lol: though he did “pocket” Leao after all

No surprise there tbh. Our superstar is just that. A superstar in bilanista eyes. Outside of Milan he average at best with a little burst of speed.

Maldini paid 60M for him in total a d made him our highest earner.

Then people cry over rb giving him the proverbial boot.
 

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