The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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Lol at calabria wanting out

He was thrown out like jazzy Jeff in fresh Prince

Rb getting money for a guy with less than 6 months on his contract is hall of fame level business

Dudes crying over calabria lel

Stop ruining the guys narrative.

Remember when Maldini was around, Benny was starting with Tonali in midfield and everything was grand ..... we only went through the worst stretch in Milan history losing by 3-4 goals every match day and finishing way off the pace.

The rose tinted glasses on here with regards to these players and the belief that one man could cure all ills is beyond belief. We had discipline issues before Maldini left but they were all attributed to Pioli or handwaved away as freak occurrences.

Maldini did do good and did hold things together at points along the way but I think Gerald firing him was probably the best thing for his legacy because if he had stayed most of this would've been on his hands as RedBird was never going to fund the transfer windows he wanted.
 

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If Meloni had been an actress she might have made the list, as well as the Interista Diletta Leotta.

Aside from Bellucci that gets naked at the drop of a hat, (not that I mind), the others were more dignified and their beauty more natural looking, imo.
I thought that @R.Akbar was joking about Giorgia Meloni :lol:

You guys can't be serious, there's nothing attractive about her and she sounds like a man
 

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We loaned him out with his contract running out.

Biggest GTFO, and his bitchass still making slick comments after Copa. :lol: though he did “pocket” Leao after all
I mean if you kicked me out of my childhood club and are getting worse performances by the supposed WC replacement who just came for vacation to escape his troubles and the coach who publicly embarrassed me after a win still can't shake my hand or look me in the face then yeah - fuck off

Stunt on dem hoes with your Coppa 🥱
 

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Stop ruining the guys narrative.

Remember when Maldini was around, Benny was starting with Tonali in midfield and everything was grand ..... we only went through the worst stretch in Milan history losing by 3-4 goals every match day and finishing way off the pace.

The rose tinted glasses on here with regards to these players and the belief that one man could cure all ills is beyond belief. We had discipline issues before Maldini left but they were all attributed to Pioli or handwaved away as freak occurrences.
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You know there’s mountains of data supporting it was all on Tata and it will all be better when Mikes back
 

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Just on the topic of music, my fiancee and I are currently selecting a playlist for our wedding and we wanted to go through the decades (almost like an evolution of music) 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's , 90's, 00's. Once we arrived at the 10's it was like I struck a brick wall. Could barely think of anything worth selecting. Same with the present decade. Music has really fallen off a cliff.
We're old I think lol... But it's totally true that they don't make stuff like they used too.
 

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Even if we ignore this idiotic discussion about singers, which I have absolutely no interest in on this thread (or anywhere actually), I would still like to see the physical appearance of the forum members who leave these comments. Considering the overly critical thinking, I would like to see those Apollons. :o

Go on, who will start first? :o
 

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Stop ruining the guys narrative.

Remember when Maldini was around, Benny was starting with Tonali in midfield and everything was grand ..... we only went through the worst stretch in Milan history losing by 3-4 goals every match day and finishing way off the pace.

The rose tinted glasses on here with regards to these players and the belief that one man could cure all ills is beyond belief. We had discipline issues before Maldini left but they were all attributed to Pioli or handwaved away as freak occurrences.

Maldini did do good and did hold things together at points along the way but I think Gerald firing him was probably the best thing for his legacy because if he had stayed most of this would've been on his hands as RedBird was never going to fund the transfer windows he wanted.
I 'membah when Maldini was here
I 'membah the trips to Ibiza
I 'membah him playing tennis with Diletta
And here I was waiting for him, in mercato, to get playas
But Paul didn't care, he just wanted to have fun
 

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Even if we ignore this idiotic discussion about singers, which I have absolutely no interest in on this thread (or anywhere actually), I would still like to see the physical appearance of the forum members who leave these comments. Considering the overly critical thinking, I would like to see those Apollons. :o

Go on, who will start first? :o
I don't understand why poeple always present this argument tbh. It doesn't make sense.
Nobody in this forum is a public figure, nobody is getting paid millions to be in the public eye.
If I were in the public eye I would not care what people say about me because it's just a bunch of strangers I don't know.
And if I get paid millions for it? I would even happily make fun of myself.
 

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When everyone was getting sidetracked with that whole female artists debate, Patosheva came into the Commode and posted this. His commitment to pessimism and his deep boiling hatred towards our management is incomparable. That's why he's the GOAT.
He is right.
Until this management is here ac milan will continue being shit.
You can bring all the players you want it wont matter. Atmosphere inside the club is toxic and it spreads on the players.
Ac Milan management is comprised of bad managers and bad human beings.
 
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Love that it took actual professionals to realize the midfield needs to be completely rebuilt and not adding another athletic ball carrier to it

Hopefully the plan is everyone bar Fofana out and bringing in veterans like Modric and Xhaka to set the tone

and then bringing some young legs to accompany them and play the player value lottery again. I would like two at least given the Reijnders money
 

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