The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[papaberlu]

sigh too good to be true

Ill delete it don’t want people disappointed by finding out such wonderful news is fake

 

[nonsonoqui]

Damn it @papaberlu !

 

[Ryo]

Couldn’t he go to Saudi
Lot of clubs will want to have him.

They prefer manly men who can control their women in Saudi.
He's too much of a cuck.

 

[Wild]

sigh too good to be true

Ill delete it don’t want people disappointed by finding out such wonderful news is fake

 

[vB9]

 

[pippofan]

But for real, would you guys be in favour of keeping MM?

I'm not. He's been mediocre for at least two seasons and also somewhat too injury prone for a keeper that demands 5 million per season to renew. Goalie is the easiest position to replace with someone cheaper and just as good or better.

 

[Vlad]

Xhaka always been good. I think he had 1 dodgy season with arsenal but the whole squad were playing poor.

He was the worst player in Arsenal.
A complete laughing stock.
Arsenal Harry Maguire.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

You know your life is doomed when you post multiple posts of multiple paragraphs each defending a pop/rock star who was last relevant about the same time the football club whose forum this is being posted on is.

Ones tits got better with age, the others now run by a load of massive tits... But I know which I'd rather motor boat!

 

[ymsv]

sigh too good to be true

Ill delete it don’t want people disappointed by finding out such wonderful news is fake

 

[Beppe]

Xhaka is a piece of shit! But thats exactly what this team needs. This team are a bunch of pussies, they need leaders, Xhaka could be very useful for that.
So a good transfer IMO

 

[Vlad]

He was the best player in a team that finished top 8.

You'd think, smart management would keep the best players and replace the worst ones to have good chances of making CL next season.
But nope, they just want to cover the financial losses.

Also, people are so excited over "sell Theo, sell Leao, sell Mike, sell Tomori, sell Thiaw rumours".
I got another question - which player did we sign who will help us finish top 4 next season?

A 40 y.o. Modric?

Our strategy is to sell our best players and replace them with absolute bums

 

[P.Lorre]

Our strategy is to sell our best players and replace them with absolute bums

examples?

 

[Buske]

But for real, would you guys be in favour of keeping MM?

Whats the point? He also checked out like Theo.
He used to be leader from the back, moving defenders and shouting, then just stopped at some point
His injuries are not getting better also, just move him

 

[Berisha1997]

He was the worst player in Arsenal.
A complete laughing stock.
Arsenal Harry Maguire.

I watched your post this last 2-3 days and your hate towards albanians is so obvious haha. Vlad? You a slav 100%.

Slavs hating the illyrian albanians. Not something new.

 

[finnishhacker]

Good job FIFA with club world cup

 

[BreadPitt]

used to laugh at him back in the day... God has humbled me by sending him to Milan

Ah it was rough watching him at Arsenal let's hope we get Leverkusen Xhaka

 

[finnishhacker]

Champions League final, printer psg 0-5, no extra time.
Bayern aukland, 10-0, extra time played

 

[LemonCookies]

Leverkusen losing everybody. Frimpong, Tah, maybe Xhaka, their coach, all gone. They might be fighting off relegation with as many games as they're set to play next season.

 

[sheva]

Balkan brates, is this the same last name as Pašalić?

The regular “s” makes me feel like we aren’t getting the full experience

I'm good as long as he's not an American named pussilick

 

[Pigeon]

Champions League final, printer psg 0-5, no extra time.
Bayern aukland, 10-0, extra time played

 

[Milanista92]

Yeah she is nothing special, I even put her in my latest post.

Avril is firmly in the short legs long torso gang and her conditioning is also nothing to write home about, especially for a 00s singer.

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But they are both nothing special, random people have such bodies. Compare that to a J Lo, Shakira, Madonna, Gwen Stefani etc.

They often have better bodies at a mature age, and we're like professional dancer etc level in their prime.

 

[Jivara]

Champions League final, printer psg 0-5, no extra time.
Bayern aukland, 10-0, extra time played

Auckland City FC be like:

 

[Jivara]

I'm good as long as he's not an American named pussilick

Hmm.. strange.. I thought you liked it when leaf and ashish offer you their services

 

[Massaro94]

Pop music is gay

 

[The Cat]

I assume that Milan and Lazio could talk about a sensational exchange, Loftus-Cheek for Nuno Tavares. Loftus costs around 20M, Tavares around 25, with a minimal difference in favor of Lazio I think it could be an exchange that everyone would accept willingly

Pellegatti

 

[Massaro94]

But for real, would you guys be in favour of keeping MM?

Not against keeping Mike

The dream scenario would be a swap for San Gigi and some rouble on top

 

[Vlad]

I assume that Milan and Lazio could talk about a sensational exchange, Loftus-Cheek for Nuno Tavares. Loftus costs around 20M, Tavares around 25, with a minimal difference in favor of Lazio I think it could be an exchange that everyone would accept willingly

Pellegatti

Why the fuck would they give one of their best players for that bum loftus geek

 

[Raz]

Serbian girls have too much silicone, Bosnian girls have mustaches, the most beautiful from the region are Croatian girls who live on their coast!

Your mother has silicone in her brains and a mustache like Tom Selleck. And she also has a beard AND chest hair AND hair all over her back

 

[justiface]

He was the worst player in Arsenal.
A complete laughing stock.
Arsenal Harry Maguire.

Umm nope. I know Xhaka may not be the most exciting name we can sign but there's no need to play perception with this kind of false claim.

Just go to r/ArsenalFC and search for Xhaka, you can find many threads made by Arsenal stan saying how Xhaka was badly treated and scapegoated by the fans at that time while he was always been an underrated servant of the club. They even go as far as saying that this current Arsenal side would be unstoppable if Xhaka is still there.

Please also visit r/Bayer04 and see how much he's loved by the fans there. Xhaka is the nucleus of the Bundesliga winning Leverkusen side and he's Xabi's right hand man on the pitch.

Hating on Xhaka was once a fad, but it has become out of style now. Especially when you actually watch him play football. Even Arsenal fans have realized this.

 

[Beppe]

I assume that Milan and Lazio could talk about a sensational exchange, Loftus-Cheek for Nuno Tavares. Loftus costs around 20M, Tavares around 25, with a minimal difference in favor of Lazio I think it could be an exchange that everyone would accept willingly

Pellegatti

That would be too good to be true.
I would even be happy to sell RLC for 10m.
And Tavares is worth at least 40