The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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If this is true it does sound do-able.
I saw a clip on IG, can't find it right now, a few Belgian journalists said jashari was the best player of the 24/25 Belgian league

Milan, lunge for Jashari: official offer to Bruges

30 million offer, bonuses included. The Belgian club asks for 40

Bianchin - @Gazzetta_it
 

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Compare actual legends with an unknown 22yr old fodder playing in Belgium who will potentially cost us 25-30m :fp:

We can get better and younger players than him for less who are already proven in Serie A like Pisilli, make a deal with Roma for him + Salad.
 

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Compare actual legends with an unknown 22yr old fodder playing in Belgium who will potentially cost us 25-30m :fp:

We can get better and younger players than him for less who are already proven in Serie A like Pisilli, make a deal with Roma for him + Salad.

Just like the unknown 25yr old loser we signed from the dutch league 2yrs ago, ya?
 

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I guess i should stop getting kits with players name on the back.
First it was Kessie, then it was Tonali, Reijnders and now Theo....i also have a Leao one so i guess he is not safe either
Go for a safer bet.
Get a Cardinal shirt.
 

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Seeing some of these "big" milan twitter accounts having meldowns about selling theo is a travesty to see.
genuinely hard to tell if they're ragefarming, or if they genuinely believe ridding ourselves of a major issue is a horrible move to make.

how anyone can justify keeping him, as a fan of the club, is beyond my wildest imagination
 

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If this is true it does sound do-able.
I saw a clip on IG, can't find it right now, a few Belgian journalists said jashari was the best player of the 24/25 Belgian league

Milan, lunge for Jashari: official offer to Bruges

30 million offer, bonuses included. The Belgian club asks for 40

Bianchin - @Gazzetta_it
Am yet to see his highlights.
Is he defensive, central or attacking?
 

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Seeing some of these "big" milan twitter accounts having meldowns about selling theo is a travesty to see.
genuinely hard to tell if they're ragefarming, or if they genuinely believe ridding ourselves of a major issue is a horrible move to make.

how anyone can justify keeping him, as a fan of the club, is beyond my wildest imagination
*click&engagement
 

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Well, what worries me is what sources your concerns are based on. There's only one source that says that n it's bullshit source. Kay Palli Style. SUS!! :taphead:
Noticed it long before I signed up. Ur sources are always handpicked n u only use what fits the story u want to tell. U do it cleverly, always hiding behind a wall of text n a dash of ChatGPT.
Back when Sam first started spamming walls of text, the only AI people knew of was Allen Iverson
 

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I guess i should stop getting kits with players name on the back.
First it was Kessie, then it was Tonali, Reijnders and now Theo....i also have a Leao one so i guess he is not safe either
Better off just getting legends names. Been a few years since I got a Milan jersey but when I do again - NESTA 13
 
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Yes, exactly. FFP (now called FSR):

✅ Squad Cost Rule
Clubs may spend no more than 70 % of their revenue on:
– player and coach wages
– transfer amortisation
– agent fees

Phased implementation:
• 90 % in 2023/24
• 80 % in 2024/25
• 70 % from 2025/26 onwards

It means not making the CL and missing out on those revenues directly impacts how much we're allowed to spend on players, wages and agent fees. Not making CL really fucks us twice.


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💰 Football Earnings Rule
Over a rolling three-year period, clubs may post a maximum loss of 60M – as long as the owner covers any losses beyond 5M via equity contributions.

Key thresholds:
• Losses up to 5M– fine, no coverage needed
• 5M to 60M – allowed if covered by owner
• Some leeway up to 90M for clubs in excellent financial standing


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🏗️ Infrastructure Exemptions
Expenses on the following are excluded from UEFA’s financial calculations:
– stadium construction or renovation
– training facilities
– youth academies
– women’s football
– sustainability projects

→ These do not count against FFP limits.


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🧾 Solvency & Monitoring
Clubs must have no overdue payables towards: – other clubs
– employees
– tax authorities
– UEFA
Audits take place quarterly.


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⚖️ Sanctions for Non-Compliance
Possible consequences include:
– fines
– restrictions on transfers and squad size
– deduction of UEFA prize money
– points deductions
– exclusion from UEFA competitions
We should heavily invest in stadium and especially youth team.

Man city started winning a lot after growing their youth academy.

I know we spent a fair bit on futuro but somehow we got relegated lmao. Even carpenters and part time plumbers of serie c destroyed us

Makes zero sense. Was it the abate sacking that ruined our chances of staying up?
 

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Elliot clearly sold to this bozo redshirt cause he knows they lack the finances to run a club like Milan.

Elliot specialises in distressed assets. If he fails to pay the loan then Elliot will just usurp Milan again and takeover his firm as well. Piece of shit Elliot is the main reason we are where we are.

He could have sold us to PiF.
 

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Am yet to see his highlights.
Is he defensive, central or attacking?



He does it all.

If we compare him to Reijnders - he's stronger physically. Looks to be a better passer. Maybe less of a goal threat, though he chips in. 8 league goals in the last 2 seasons.
He'll help out more defensively.

Maybe Tonali is a fair comparison from what I see.

I'd be very excited with this signing. People were doubting Reijnders when we were linked with him and I was certain he'd be a great addition. Regardless of the league he's in, look at his quality in that vid.
 

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What the fuck
30 fucking million for Albanian fodder
So you don't want proven veterans and you don't want young talents,

can you name a few midfielders you'd like for under 40 mil.
 

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What the fuck
30 fucking million for Albanian fodder
What the fuck
25 million for a 25 year old Indonesian fodder from the dutch league

irony GIF
 

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Sign Guerra Jashari and Ricci

Modric
Fofana
Bondo/Adli

The amount these 3 kids can improve with Modric everyday in training will increase their values by atleast 30mil combined in one season alone.

Technically we getting one of them for free
Open to Morata staying and not spending to get Vlahovic if it means a stacked young midfield

A good midfield makes both strikers and defenders better
 

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One more week to July 1st, which is when we can officially sign players to 5 year contracts. Any player we sign now we can only offer a 4 year contract. I expect a lot of deals to be closed next week, especially since Allegri wants as close to a full squad as possible by the time preseason starts early next month.
Not sure how smart that proposition is

 

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