The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[grandeacm2]

It was 100% calculated and you're the only one who caught it.
But I'm new, I should be happy that anyone caught it

Trust me bro

 

[Vlad]

They are demanding 45m now for the Albainan fodder, oh ta qifsha

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Tare would pay everything Brugge asks for him because he will be getting a fat cut from the deal.
I hope someone sane in the club stops him.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Thought mezzala was perfect for Musah. Now they say he can't play in three men midfield

He's looked his best when in a 3 man mid, they're talking absolute ass!!!

He covered Royale so much that we almost looked solid on the right.

Musah shouldn't be allowed in the final 3rd,he needs trained and drilled. It's really not that difficult to see what his best position is and how he should be deployed.

You'd think Moncada would have these sort of details in his scouting report...

 

[Wild]

It's the nature of the insult. You are Lebanese, you wouldn't like it if I called you Jewish.
I don't generally care about people attacking me, but there's a limit to everything.

Bro am raised like a brick, nothing is offensive.
You can call me a zionist & i will be like ok.
Associating me with an abrahamic religion is far from trying to offend me.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

DeepFried looking for the nearest Loch

I'm.actuallt going wild camping near loch Ness at the weekend lol.

Take the dogs and the bows and shoot some stuff and cook it over a BBQ x

 

[grandeacm2]

Bro am raised like a brick, nothing is offensive.
You can call me a zionist & i will be like ok.
Associating me with an abrahamic religion is far from trying to offend me.

But the average Lebanese person would find it offensive, no?
And I DO personally find it offensive if somebody calls me a Serb.

 

[AndreiX]

It's the nature of the insult. You are Lebanese, you wouldn't like it if I called you Jewish.
I don't generally care about people attacking me, but there's a limit to everything.

Why would being serbian or jewish be an insult? One could think you a xenophobe for this post

Sam is just a clueless American you know they're not good w geography, it should be celebrated he got as close as he did

 

[ymsv]

I'm.actuallt going wild camping near loch Ness at the weekend lol.

Take the dogs and the bows and shoot some stuff and cook it over a BBQ x

No more monster appearance .

 

[grandeacm2]

Why would being serbian or jewish be an insult? One could think you a xenophobe for this post

Sam is just a clueless American you know they're not good w geography, it should be celebrated he got as close as he did

Oh I dunno, because Serbs tried to genocide us twice in the last 2 centuries?
Sam is not just some ''clueless American'', a clueless person doesn't write walls of text nor do they repeat the same offense again in a subsequent post. The provocation on his part was clearly intentional.

That being said, if he is willing to apologize to me then I will forgive him.

 

[Pingu]

Bro am raised like a brick, nothing is offensive.
You can call me a zionist & i will be like ok.
Associating me with an abrahamic religion is far from trying to offend me.

What if I called you cute.

No homo.

 

[Wild]

But the average Lebanese person would find it offensive, no?
And I DO personally find it offensive if somebody calls me a Serb.

Oh 100%.
Many Lebanese people are idiots.

 

[La Chupacabra]

Had to share "Cheering for the sales your club does is like cheering for how many times your wife cheated on you without getting pregnant"

 

[Wild]

What if I called you cute.

No homo.

 

[grandeacm2]

Oh 100%.
Many Lebanese people are idiots.

I don't think they are idiots. It's natural to be offended when it comes to a sensitive topic like that.
Especially if the offender is doing it intentionally and are repeat offenders.

 

[Wild]

I don't think they are idiots. It's natural to be offended when it comes to a sensitive topic like that.
Especially if the offender is doing it intentionally and are repeat offenders.

But truth hurt more.
Someone calling you serbian shouldnt be offensive because obviously you are not.
Like if someone claimed you have small dick.
Its only offensive if you have one.
If you are packing it should actually make you laugh.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

No more monster appearance .

I'd no shoot a national treasure... But if I see any royals, and I'm no talkin bout Emerson...

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

With all due respect, Club Bruges can go fuck itself. No player in this farmer's league is worth more than €30 million.

They think it worked w Maldini, it's working... again. They‘d go fuck themselves. And Fuck Stephanie.

This. Their best player is a defender and he's worth 30 million.

Asking for more than that for any other player is delusional.

 

[BaniCPT]

How do I report posts?
Wanna report Sam

 

[grandeacm2]

But truth hurt more.
Someone calling you serbian shouldnt be offensive because obviously you are not.
Like if someone claimed you have small dick.
Its only offensive if you have one.
If you are packing it should actually make you laugh.

No bro, you have to understand that not everyone thinks like you.
I will be offended if somebody calls me by the name of somebody who tried to genocide my people twice.
And so will many other people.
sheva for example would be offended if he got called a nazi.

 

[ymsv]

I'd no shoot a national treasure... But if I see any royals, and I'm no talkin bout Emerson...

Do not hesitate even if it is Emerson .

 

[BaniCPT]

I genuinely do not see the option on my end
Maybe it has to do with the web browser I'm using

Whatever, mods are watching this thread anyways

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Insert Pobega in the Ricci deal and get it done.

Get rid of Ben somehow and loan out Bondo, then bring in one more midfielder and move onto other areas.

And please dear god find a home for RLC!!!

Modric, Fofana, Adli, Ricci and Musah, alongside another signing is more than capable of fighting for top 4 with other strategic clever moves elsewhere on the field.

Hopefully reintegrating Salad pushes ChuK towards the door.

Then we just gave the issue of LB and RB... Maybe if we deploy a back 3 Jimenez and Salad become favourable options?

It's weird, I'm excited but worried about what will be done. It looks pretty straight forward, what's needed... But these fucking idiots fail year in year out on a sporting level; Squad construction...

 

[Australiano1980]

MORETTO - Milan and Torino will resume talks for Ricci in the coming hours. It is a deal that Milan can close in 10 minutes if they want to.

Furlani at every talk he has with agents...

thats why we ended up with the bottom of the market.

 

[Milaniscool]

@NicoSchira
Francesco #Camarda will extend in the next days his contract with #ACMilan until 2028. #transfers

2028... Isn't that interesting....

Play the kid Allegri!!

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Do not hesitate even if it is Emerson .

Yeah, actually...

 

[grandeacm2]

Play the kid Allegri!!

He's gone to Lecce on loan according to our leaker

 

[Samaldinho]

Who was the last striker (true striker) to start for an actual top team at 17?

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

Who was the last striker (true striker) to start for an actual top team at 17?

I can't think of any tbh. The only 2 I can think of were van Basten and chubby Ronaldo but they were 18.

 

[milanpalermo23]

haaland was probably the last true striker to START CONSISTENTLY for a decently top club that young but even then he was 19+

 

[BaniCPT]

Who was the last striker (true striker) to start for an actual top team at 17?

Micheal Owen and depending on your top team,what about Endrick?