The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[mPanucci]

Since most rnb ppl do player evaluation based on YouTube Comps:

The Player RnB hates:



The Player RnB loves:



tbh, Loftus had a shit season cause he was injured a lot. Happens. But his 2023/24 season was good.

Main reason most ppl hate him is cause he wasn’t signed by Maldini. Get that but that’s not fair towards the player.

But: https://sempremilan.com/cm-maldini-makes-a-request-to-chelsea-after-holding-talks-over-loftus-cheek

 

[sheva]

What’s happening in Napoli is a completely different situation, you can’t compare the two.

City have Haaland

 

[Hugh Janus]

 

[BreadPitt]

What a bust by management still preceded to buy him yet everyone in EPL knowing how dire he was and now can't even shift this useless player

 

[Pigeon]

Happy birthday Paolo Maldini!

Arguably the most important person in the history of our club. As a player. Probably nobody tops him

stop farming reactions

 

[Master Smurf]

I missed the whole cdk transfer saga

can't believe this thing had a personal vendetta against the club

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That one tweet ended a 'dynasty'

 

[BreadPitt]

Furlani told our forum insider's source off the record that Vlahovic is Jube's problem and we're not intending to solve it for them anytime soon. Your panic may be a bit premature.

Hopefully that's the case our track record dealing with Juve rejects recently isnt great Bonnuci, Caldara, Higuain

 

[Curupira]

But: https://sempremilan.com/cm-maldini-makes-a-request-to-chelsea-after-holding-talks-over-loftus-cheek

You mean to tell me all along RLC was also affected by squad construction and not part of the 70%.

 

[Inas]

Is Guerra off the radar, or are we still going for him? Personally I don't know enough about them (Jashari and Guerra) to make an informed choice.

What do we think? Who would be better for us?

 

[The Cat]

Surely we're getting a new RB then. Just better be a good one, so sick and tired of having weak fullbacks

 

[The Cat]

Another fodder on his way out..

 

[The Cat]

Wow that was quick

 

[justiface]

Another fodder on his way out..

Can't believe some people want this guy to stay. Guy basically tries to turn the oxymoron "Deep-lying striker" into a real thing. Lol.

 

[papaberlu]

Wow that was quick

Welcome Leoni I guess

 

[SuperPippo]

Thiaw to Como for 25m is great business. He's slow and clumsy, and we can buy Leoni with the money.

 

[papaberlu]

these Italians better be good I'm missing my frenchies already

 

[Nestafan]

stop farming reactions

Any excuse not to salute the great man

 

[papaberlu]

Can't believe some people want this guy to stay. Guy basically tries to turn the oxymoron "Deep-lying striker" into a real thing. Lol.

you know that was a Fonseca thing right lol

 

[Nestafan]

Wow that was quick

Could we not sell Tomori instead? People talk about Theo but Tomori has been falling off a cliff for two years at this stage.

 

[papaberlu]

Could we not sell Tomori instead? People talk about Theo but Tomori has been falling off a cliff for two years at this stage.

I wouldn't worry too much Allegri will hate Tomori

after the first week of training he's gone

 

[Curupira]

Could we not sell Tomori instead? People talk about Theo but Tomori has been falling off a cliff for two years at this stage.

He refused to leave for 30m in January.

We need to reward this loyalty

 

[Pigeon]

Wow that was quick

25m for this bum?

grazie

 

[nonsonoqui]

Wow that was quick

“Thiaw will decide”

Terrific. This always goes well.

 

[Pigeon]

Any excuse not to salute the great man

no long hair = no salute from me

 

[BrianAC]

please just F*ck off

 

[BrianAC]

Wow that was quick

Not happy about this one. I think in pontential he is the best DC we got.

 

[papaberlu]

Not happy about this one. I think in pontential he is the best DC we got.

Potential is why the price is 25m and not 10m

I'd sell the entire backline I think Allegri will hate them all

 

[SuperPippo]

“Thiaw will decide”

Terrific. This always goes well.

He's not on much money at Milan, and Allegri has likely told him he won't be used.

 

[SuperPippo]

Potential is why the price is 25m and not 10m

I'd sell the entire backline I think Allegri will hate them all

There's a player in Pav with an organised midfield in front of him. Gabbia is an okay squad option. Tomori should be let go if any English team comes in with good money.

 

[Master Smurf]

His best output season in his career is a 10 goals in his last season with us, a career highlight. Now compare it to the same reindeer he's supposed to replace.

As for the not weak..

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Dispossessed 0.55 (76 percentile). On the higher green bar.

Do you even watch Milan games bruh?

He is a mirage player

People see his physique and pace, they see he has that quick touch and good ball control and think they can have him do anything.

His passing is poor because he almost always passes late or not at all. His defensive effort is usually non existent. When he is going well he picks up the ball and carries it forward well but also many times loses it easily as you said.

Also people just saying injuries is a cover for his general lack of consistency. Even in the season with Pioli when he was Nocerino he had many poor games where he didn't do much but entered the box late and scored. If he didn't score then you probably forgot he was was playing. And he was perfectly fit during that period.

If we get most of the mids we are linked to I don't mind if he is here or not. Our success or failure won't lie with him.