The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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This mateta guy is like deploying titi henry as cf, it will hard unlock parking bus, but atleast he presence in the box.
 

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Legitimately gotta love the fact that bennacer STILL has his display pic as him in his Marseille kit.

The guy has already disrespected the club enough to last a lifetime, but that is just straight up ignorant, no? Let's not act like these guys don't have social media teams either. This is blatent disrespect, and the club should act on terminating his contract with cause (just to get out of it :lol: )
 

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Wow it looks like Zlatan and Allegri really made peace. Good.

I didn't know there was a rift between them, do you know what happened between them or have any context?
 
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Re Archie Brown..I was initially disappointed in the rumour as he seemed so random and unheard of. BUT he looks pretty damn good, honestly I expect a top PL team to sign him in the near future. A bit rusty, not quite the finished product but the qualities are there

 

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I didn't know there was a rift between them, do you know what happened between them or have any context?
According to stuff that I read yesterday Allegri didn't like Ibra's behaviour when he coached Milan before and that's one of the reasons we pushed for him to be sold to PSG for a low price along with Thiago Silva. Probably a lack of discipline by Ibra that doesn't surprise me seeing how he has a huge ego.
 

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Apparently Palmeiras value Richard Rios at 30m and there's lots of clubs circling him. Idk why we aren't linked with him yet. 30m is within our budget and can be considered a bargain for him in today's inflated market. Also suits Allegri's criteria by being a two way player. Would fit in perfectly as our B2B mid. Dude is one excellent season in Europe away from being priced at 100m++.

Rios-Ricci-Jashari with Modric sound fucking awesome tbh.
 

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Legitimately gotta love the fact that bennacer STILL has his display pic as him in his Marseille kit.

The guy has already disrespected the club enough to last a lifetime, but that is just straight up ignorant, no? Let's not act like these guys don't have social media teams either. This is blatent disrespect, and the club should act on terminating his contract with cause (just to get out of it :lol: )
Him with marseille shirt, and oka69 turing to training on a blue Lamborghini representing the colors of Nipples
 

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Theyre moving on to fullbacks and strikers:

ST:
- Vlahovic
- Osihmen
- Boniface
- Mateta
- Lucca
- Retegui
- Guirassy
- Jackson

LB:
- Archie
- Gutierrez
- Cardona
- Nathaniel Brown
- Netz
- Udogie

RB:
- Pubill
- Doue
- Dodo
- Vanderson

CM:
- Jashari
- Guerra
- Xhaka

CB:
- Leoni
- Comuzzo

Gold are my picks. Red we can rule out because of price. Retegui likely going to Saudi for 60 mil and 20 mil salary! I don't have a LB preference out of those names. My pick would be El Hadji Diouf from Slavia Praha or Kiwior from Arsenal.

Even though I pick Mateta, he seems very unlikely too, to be honest. They'll likely lose Eze, potentially Guehi too. So they won't want to lose him, if they're in Europe for the first time..
 

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Theo as defender was average at his best . Running forward however was a different matter since he was strong , fast and was guarding the ball very good . His main strength was not defending but to be winger in disguise in defense .

but when he played CB for us during injury crisis he was a very good defender
 

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but when he played CB for us during injury crisis he was a very good defender
Not all of the time . Mighty CDK outplayed him . CB require also different skills probably more suited for him . Would not be the first average defending FB who is becoming good CB . If I am not mistaken Ramos made that transition and the rest is history .
 
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That is my preferred order.
Either way, we badly need a new CF.
 

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