The Rumour Commode XXXIV: From Mandela to Mugabe

[A Wild Homosexual]

Hakan and vaccine topics are inevitable.

I bet you Hakan didnt want to be vaccinated.

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

I bet you Hakan didnt want to be vaccinated.

Yeah I’m not betting.

 

[Raz]

Raz, that was distasteful about Astori. Please don't do such things again.

Who the fuck are you?

 

[Gulagprisoner]

So edgy

 

[MilanMB]

Raz is a dick but obviously he wasnt making a joke about his death.
His point was Astori dying of a cardiac problem long before the vaccine conspiracy.

People either are so dumb that they don't understand this, or they just want to find an excuse to look holy. Clearly Raz didn't like about Astori.

 

[Raz]

No, I really don't know who that is. First time I'm seeing that nick

 

[AC_Wesley]

I think it's pretty obvious I'm not actually joking about him

You're gonna be fine with either one of them. Just don't let any Milan Lab doctor put it. They might give you permanent hiccup

 

[AC_Wesley]

Hakan and vaccine topics are inevitable.

Yesterday Hakan
Today vaccines
Let's talk race and genders tomorrow

 

[Samaldinho]

How about this? Name your all-time Milan XI.

 

[Italian Tsar]

Raz is a dick but obviously he wasnt making a joke about his death.
His point was Astori dying of a cardiac problem long before the vaccine conspiracy.

No, it wasn't obvious and that's on him. He could've/should've used something else to argue his point.

 

[Italian Tsar]

There have been much much worse on the forums

True. I'm just reacting to what I see when I can and when I am online.

 

[AC_Wesley]

How about this? Name your all-time Milan XI.

Nice idea. From a certain time? Say from 2000 to 2012?

 

[Raz]

No, it wasn't obvious and that's on him. He could've/should've used something else to argue his point.

I still don't know who you are, dude. And that's on you

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Nice idea. From a certain time? Say from 2000 to 2012?

Only players you watched, do not bring back Milan 60s

 

[milanator]

With Africa Cup approaching it will also be interesting to see if Adli will switch to Algeria.

 

[AC_Wesley]

Only players you watched, do not bring back Milan 60s

Nah, i dont want guess-his-age games. We all know that one member that can add Gre-No-Li to his XI

 

[Neruda]

———-——- Dida————-
Cafu——Nesta——T Silva——-Maldini
-Gattuso—Van Bommel—Seedorf
———-———-Kaka
—-Ibrahimovic——-Sheva


Special mentions: Serginho Stam Ambro Inzaghi Maignan Tomori

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Nah, i dont want guess-his-age games. We all know that one member that can add Gre-No-Li to his XI

I’ll start.

Donnarumma Cafu baresi nesta maldini rijkaard gullit kaka sheva basten and weah

 

[Neruda]

Banter era All time Xi

————-—Donnarumma
Abate——Mexes—--Romagnoli—Antonini
—-Prince——-De jong —-Montolivo
—————-Bonaventura
————Suso———Bacca

Special mentions: Piatek Zapata Muntari Pazzini SES

 

[milanator]

Only players you watched, do not bring back Milan 60s

Only counting players witnessed when not completely small:

Ibra
Sheva ---Kaka
Seedorf-Van Bommel-Gattuso
Maldini-Thiago Silva-Nesta-Cafu
Maignan​

Sheva was the most difficult one, I was sure about Ibra and Kaka, but Dinho´s best season, Inzaghi, R9 for pure talent or even prime Pato could be somewhat argued. Sheva seems to be a good balance.

Underdog/overachiever awards: Yepes, Abbiati, Abate

 

[AC_Wesley]

I’ll start.

Donnarumma Cafu baresi nesta maldini rijkaard gullit kaka sheva basten and weah

Fine.

Maignan (honorable: Dida)

Cafu
Nesta
T. Silva (honorable Stam)
Maldini (honorable: Serginho)

Pirlo (honorable: Van Bommel)
Beckham (honorable: Gattuso)
Seedorf

Ronaldinho (honorable: Kaka)
Shevchenko
Ronaldo (honorable: Crespo, Pippo)

 

[Italian Tsar]

Donnaruma
Oddo Nesta Maldini Theo
Pirlo Gattuso Seedorf
Kaka
Ibra Sheva

 

[AC_Wesley]

Theater of broken dreams:

Dolla

Darmian (honorable: Conti)
Papastathopoulos
Caldara (honorable: Ely, salamon)
Albertazzi

Jose Mauri (honorable: Strasser)
Aquilani
Ocampos
Gourcuff

Aubameyang (honorable: Balotelli)
Pato (honorable: El Shaarawy, Silva)

 

[Swagotelli]

Theater of broken dreams:

Dolla

Darmian (honorable: Conti)
Papastathopoulos
Caldara (honorable: Ely, salamon)
Albertazzi

Jose Mauri (honorable: Strasser)
Aquilani
Ocampos
Gourcuff

Aubameyang (honorable: Balotelli)
Pato (honorable: El Shaarawy, Silva)

I think Pato and balo had decent impact while the others are fodder nightmares

 

[voom]

Poli full of grinta? BERLUSCONI ATTACAREEEEEE ,PIPPO ATTACAREEEE MA DAI BERLUSCONI ATTACAREEEEEE
TORRESS

 

[Swagotelli]

25-man UCL squad

Dida
Cafu Nesta Maldini Serginho
Gattuso Pirlo Ronaldinho
Kaka Shevchenko Ibra

Subs:
Maignan, Abbiati
Stam, Oddo, janku, TSilly
Ambro, Van Bommel, Seedorf, Rui, Albertini
Pippo, Pato, Crespo

 

[leaf]

———-——- Dida————-
Cafu——Nesta——Maldini——Serginho
-Gattuso—Rijkaard—Seedorf
----------------------Kaka--------------------
----------Ronaldo---------Sheva
Subs:
Donnarumma
Stam
Van Bommel
Boban
Ibrahimovic
Ronaldinho

Heartbreaking Omissions:
Inzaghi
Costacurta
Rivaldo
Van Basten
Mike
Crespo

 

[Samaldinho]

I caught the tail end of our early 90s team, but I didn't watch them with appreciation, because I was a kid. I watched them after, so do I count them?

 

[Swagotelli]

I caught the tail end of our early 90s team, but I didn't watch them with appreciation, because I was a kid. I watched them after, so do I count them?

IMO should count ones you remember clearly. I caught some late 90s, but I mostly remember teams from 2001 with clarity

 

[Qaas]

Shall I make a poll to see the commode vaccination rate?
Are you vaccinated?
- Yes
- No

Anonymous poll

make it public habibi